Fuck Google, use BLACKFIND
After bringing all this technology up to the forefront of the movement, its only natural that a nigga gotta get paid. We all conglomerated and decided that Google Adsense would keep us papered for days. However, Google got a motherfucking agenda. Check this motherfucking email I got last night when I was sleep:
Hello Edward Williams,
Thank you for your interest in Google AdSense. After reviewing your application, our specialists have found that it does not meet our program criteria. Therefore, we are unable to accept you into our program.
We have certain policies in place that we believe will help ensure the effectiveness of Google ads for our publishers as well as for our advertisers. We review all publishers, and we reserve the right to decline any application. As we grow, we may find that we are able to expand our program to more web publishers with a wider variety of web content.
Please note that we may not be able to respond to inquiries regarding the specific reasons for our decision. Thank you for your understanding.
Sincerely,
The Google AdSense Team
Notice I put some parts of this email on blast by dunking on the bold key. I’m gonna break down the hidden meaning behind they sneaky white legalese.
What they tapped out:
After reviewing your application, our specialists have found that it does not meet our program criteria.
What they sneaky asses meant:
Google ain’t got no love or motherfucking money for no tech savvy ass blog writing niggas.
Sneaky White Bullshit:
We have certain policies in place…
What it actually mean:
We can’t outlaw your right to vote, but we can keep you motherfuckers from earning cheese on this motherfucking blog game.
Shit stain legalese:
…we reserve the right to decline any application
Hidden agenda:
…we got special rules about your online field hollering black blogs
Another White Excuse:
…we may not be able to respond to inquiries regarding the specific reasons for our decision
What they really saying:
We ain’t home, and don’t leave a message, you black ass motherfucker.
What they tapped out:
Thank you for your understanding.
What they meant:
Fuck you, you poor bloggin-ass nigga.
Now that we got Google turnin they backs on black technology, we got to rise up and get the strength to succeed as a team and pay our motherfucking webhosting bills. Trifling ass Google motherfuckers. Fuck Google. If you need to search the web, use BLACKFIND and stay true. They serving up the finest results on 50 cent, Olivia, and everything you need.
If that site go down from mad cats taking a peep after seeing it on this site, feel free to use SEARCHBLACK or BLACKREFER.
One.
give me at least 10 slang used on the street today ?
pool3000 is a white motherfucker trying to cheat on his niggification exams. take your ass to bed.
fo sho!
holla at cha boy!
wow your a fuckin nigger who cant afford to buy this stuff so you have to rag on everybody who can. typical nigger thing to do. while your at it why dont you go get some chicken make some koolaid and eat some watermelon. god you mother fuckers are pathetic. just because your too lazy to get a fucking education or a job you have to sit on your ass deal drugs to kids and collect welfare checks. what the fuck is blackfind, thats almost as stupid as trying to get ebonics taught in schools. your more fucking racist than a god damn red neck flying the confederate flag. your fucking pathetic. and i know you cant understand half the words im telling you but try and read around them if you can read at all. katrina should have killed all you mother fuckers not just a few. it should have sunk new orleans not blown it over. does the world owe you something for being black? i just dont understand. FUCK YOU
that guy is a fucking idiot and is going to hell. talk about racist. your shit’s informative and funny. keep it up, even for white fools like myself.
eac:
it aint no crime to be white. you now my official white nigga. one of the few, nah mean?
halla at ya boy peeps!
I want my 400 hundy and a gat damn mule biatch!
nice site this is pretty funny but i can help but notice hoe …. welll how FUCKING RACIST you are but still im not that bothered coz it still funny……
p.s. yes…. i am white….
anomuser: you are a fucking disgrace. who the fuck do you think you are calling other people racist and calling them “N*****s” at the same time. Try to get an education and a job? you know why parts of the black community is troubled by bad education and high unemployment? because Uncle Sam (an acting KKK member from alabama) doesnt properly fund or properly fund inner city schools so it is almost immpossible for the kids attending those schools to recieve an education so it is almost impossible for them to find steady employment. Kanye West had it right when he said Bush didnt give a shit about black people. You know why black people died in Katrina? Cause all the rich white people got the fuck out of there because they had the money to. Guess who is rebuilding in new orleans? rich white people because they have there own money + government aid which has yet to get to the people who need it the most. If I was living in desperate piverty and enemployed I would probablly sell drugs too. You think people sell drugs because they want too? Your a fucking rich idiot redneck. you would probablly sing a different tune if you had no money no insurence no healthcare no nothing, and had to ass kiss to people who hated you to get a job.
Go fuck yourself
you racist motherfucker!
Hmm…I tried the BLACKFIND search engine and entered the word “College” The response I got was
Not Found
The requested URL /cgi-bin/tsearch.cgi was not found on this server
It did find “Basketball” , “Benjamin” and “gat”
What does this mean?
Your comments are funny and I posted a link to our main home page right at the top about the AdSense shit. We got disabled and we are Chinese and white ass cheese.
You may see your link here at the top look for Is Google Racist? Click here!
Go to: http:www/1mobileman.com
Here is our answer to Google:
Thank you for your motherfucking reply.
I have been patient enough and that is over now. You tell your CEO fagot that WE WILL BRING GOGGLE DOWN.
IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MONEY IT HAS BECOME A PRINCIPLE ISSUE.
So all you motherfuckers sitting on your fat ass cutting and pasting pre written letters or have your robots answer your customers who pays your bills, I have one thing to say.
Watch and learn because your jobs will no longer be there in a year’s time.
So here, it is “you fuck with us we fuck with you motherfuckers low life”.
Oh and tell your CEO he can suck my cock too and I bet he’ll enjoy that because we all know he is a stinking fagot.
You can forward this to your boss, to CIA and to Bush as well and see who fucks with whom.
Thank you for reading to the end of this “Love letter” now go fuck yourself and find another job because this one won’t last.
Bellow we sent one white ass cock picture, which I will not post here, as it is too small. Nothing like the NIGGA cock.
Be well and have fun,
Robertino
Your comments are funny and I posted a link to our main home page right at the top about the AdSense shit. We got disabled and we are Chinese and white ass cheese.
You may see your link here at the top look for Is Google Racist? Click here!
Go to: http:www/1mobileman.com
Here is our answer to Google:
Thank you for your motherfucking reply.
I have been patient enough and that is over now. You tell your CEO fagot that WE WILL BRING GOGGLE DOWN.
IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MONEY IT HAS BECOME A PRINCIPLE ISSUE.
So all you motherfuckers sitting on your fat ass cutting and pasting pre written letters or have your robots answer your customers who pays your bills, I have one thing to say.
Watch and learn because your jobs will no longer be there in a year’s time.
So here, it is “you fuck with us we fuck with you motherfuckers low life”.
Oh and tell your CEO he can suck my cock too and I bet he’ll enjoy that because we all know he is a stinking fagot.
You can forward this to your boss, to CIA and to Bush as well and see who fucks with whom.
Thank you for reading to the end of this “Love letter” now go fuck yourself and find another job because this one won’t last.
Bellow we sent one white ass cock picture, which I will not post here, as it is too small. Nothing like the NIGGA cock.
Be well and have fun,
Robertino
Your comments are funny and I posted a link to our main home page right at the top about the AdSense shit. We got disabled and we are Chinese and white ass cheese.
You may see your link here at the top look for Is Google Racist? Click here!
Go to: http:www/1mobileman.com
Here is our answer to Google:
Thank you for your motherfucking reply.
I have been patient enough and that is over now. You tell your CEO fagot that WE WILL BRING GOGGLE DOWN.
IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MONEY IT HAS BECOME A PRINCIPLE ISSUE.
So all you motherfuckers sitting on your fat ass cutting and pasting pre written letters or have your robots answer your customers who pays your bills, I have one thing to say.
Watch and learn because your jobs will no longer be there in a year’s time.
So here, it is “you fuck with us we fuck with you motherfuckers low life”.
Oh and tell your CEO he can suck my cock too and I bet he’ll enjoy that because we all know he is a stinking fagot.
You can forward this to your boss, to CIA and to Bush as well and see who fucks with whom.
Thank you for reading to the end of this “Love letter” now go fuck yourself and find another job because this one won’t last.
Bellow we sent one white ass cock picture, which I will not post here, as it is too small. Nothing like the NIGGA cock.
Be well and have fun,
Robertino
Your comments are funny and I posted a link to our main home page right at the top about the AdSense shit. We got disabled and we are Chinese and white ass cheese.
You may see your link here at the top look for Is Google Racist? Click here!
Go to: http:www/1mobileman.com
Here is our answer to Google:
Thank you for your motherfucking reply.
I have been patient enough and that is over now. You tell your CEO fagot that WE WILL BRING GOGGLE DOWN.
IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MONEY IT HAS BECOME A PRINCIPLE ISSUE.
So all you motherfuckers sitting on your fat ass cutting and pasting pre written letters or have your robots answer your customers who pays your bills, I have one thing to say.
Watch and learn because your jobs will no longer be there in a year’s time.
So here, it is “you fuck with us we fuck with you motherfuckers low life”.
Oh and tell your CEO he can suck my cock too and I bet he’ll enjoy that because we all know he is a stinking fagot.
You can forward this to your boss, to CIA and to Bush as well and see who fucks with whom.
Thank you for reading to the end of this “Love letter” now go fuck yourself and find another job because this one won’t last.
Bellow we sent one white ass cock picture, which I will not post here, as it is too small. Nothing like the NIGGA cock.
Be well and have fun,
Robertino
Wow…. nice fucking triple post and then a fucking copier
White people are so stupid us niggers are so smart
Did you even graduated from high school?
Blogger is owned by Google.
Look, I’m not a “nigga”….just an Irish white guy who agrees that Google has WAY too much fucking power on the internet. I advocate a boycott on Google. Fuck ‘em. They’re getting rich on both adwords and via click fraud. They don’t care as long as the money keeps rolling in. They need a hard, sharp lesson. Hey,….call them and ask what them “Google Sandbox” is. It’s where they put your site in the rankings if they don’t like you, but they deny it’s existance.
It looks like it’s your fault anyway. You have a legal right to a public education, and you apparently went to school if you can read this. So, you either gave up that right, or were illegally prevented from going to school. If you can’t get a job with a high school education, and i mean ANYWHERE, then that isn’t your fault. What is your fault though, is dropping out of school and then making a living off selling drugs, then you deserve jail no matter who you are. Now on the fact of google turning you down, I have no knowledge of the adsense application, but you really think they would let someone who mouths off like this who probably made a hasty attempt to make some sense out of it? Did you ever proofread? Remeber that? Oh wait, I forgot, you probably didn’t think that “this shit’s gonna matter” when you failed english and eventually dropped out. Now it’s a strech, but you are whining to people over your mistakes. No matter who you are, that’s just pathetic. And what is this blackfind? Another search engine. But wait black people can use this! Great….Ok…So…yeah it loses its sizzle pretty fast. So what? You’re just whining like a little 3 year old becuase they didn’t get what they wanted.
“Oh get me this thing PLEASE!”
“Not today”
[Insert 3 year old temper tantrum here]
And that’s exactly what happened here. But no were gonna fucking swear! Yeah swearing is immature, weak minds trying to express a strong point, but it’s so common on television, music, and all other things about culture today, that it maters less and less. Look at you people. You make a huge deal over nothing in the first couple posts.
“give me at least 10 slang used on the street today ?”
“ool3000 is a white motherfucker trying to cheat on his niggification exams. take your ass to bed.”
“fo sho!”
“holla at cha boy!”
Big deal, you would have probably killed someone over little things like that for no apparent reason.
So….why care so much over this big of a deal? You are being crazy over nothing. I’ve lost some of the best oppurtunites in the world, but i dont waist my time over making a site begging people for attention to be noticed at all. Pathetic. That’s all you are. And tell me one thing: If you never really met in person with google, then how the FUCK do you know that they turned you down because you were black? I can answer this one. It’s because of what you were attempting to get put on their adsense. If it was blackfind, then why would google advertise another search engine that would just take away their customers? Did you think about that? Stop complaining over losing something you wanted and get on with your life, you attention deprived 3 year old.
Jeez, you’re a fucking idiot. Have you taken any anger management courses? This is your hobby I’m guessing, right? Trying to belittle other people as a result of your personal insecurities and deep seeded hatred of your emotionally abusive parents? Possibly that uncle or family friend who showed you their secret “touching game”. It’s OK… you’re safe now. You just need to get in touch with yourself and learn to deal with the past and stop trying to pretend that you have the slightest emotional, mental, or psychological advantage over anyone other than a kitten. You’re quick to anger, you seek out faults like a mouse looks for cheese and you go for the throat if you sense the slightest thing that you perceive as a weakness. Pretty accurate, eh? Go get some therapy and try to develop some healthy adult relationships.
Hi, I totally agree with you man. They should stop playing god or big brother or whatever they are beginning.. I support your attitude, but Im not as good at swelling sorry :o) naaahh lets try at least. Cocksucking junkass searchdildo spitcan dicksucking google pisasses. HIRE SOME BLACK ASSES TO GET YOUR BUISSNESS STRAITENED OUT. or get the fuck out of www
you are one pathetic fuckin nigger. Hooting and hollaring just because things don’t go your way. Do us all a favor and take your nigger ass back to Africa. And take your ugly nigger wife and child with you. What the fuck is this black Find? You are a stupid son of a bitch.The white man will always be on top, and you niggers will always be on the bottem of the totum pole
Au contraire, my fellow white boy. Statistically the white male will become a minority in the next 7 to ten years. Besides, I seriously doubt that anyone here is actually from Africa. Their ancestors may have been dragged from there, but that’s a different story for a different time. Besides,…if you oppose this board so much…why are you on it? Just to spew racist venom? The world is tired of your type and your way of thinking. We’ve evolved and, I’m sorry, there’s just no room for such mindless hatred.
I stumbled across this site by googling “fuck Google”….ironic….and even a bit sad.
P.S. still nice to know that there are those who think skin colour means shit. Fight the good fight Black Vs White….Yawn, fucking, Yawn.
yo yo yo fuck google,
you can be green or blue or hot pink for all i care, google still suck and are full of shit, and themselves and they dont discriminate, “they hate everyone equally”
why the hell do you want to be in
adsence anyway, the coding “will” fuck up your validation. the return for the space and bandwith wont cover costs, and your site will just look like all the other shity
sites with there greedy profit making ads anyway,
seen any good looking sites with adsense on them? huh?
well apart from mine, and get this news flash,, Flash
they even rejected me first time.
Me,, and ,im so fucking white it hurts,, so go figure, they even HaTe white people.now,, God Dam,, Mother Fukers…
They did let me in the SECOND time i tried and after 5 months,, i have ALMOST made $20.. and turned away hundreds of members,
the fact your no1 on Google is pretty funny, right,
So, Um,, Right on brother
Love Philski
Name a site that uses adsense? Digg, and they make millions from it.
BTW your site’s not on Blackfind