Fuck PayPerPost, Holla at ADBRITE
Nigga Know is no stranger to rejection letters from White Motherfucker companies that ain’t got no love for them tech savvy bloggin-ass niggas with a thirst for paper. I mean, Google don’t want niggas caking off that Adsense, Cafepress don’t want profitable niggas walking the Earth, and now these motherfuckers got a brand new crispy establishment hangin on they motherfucking bandwagon: PayPerPost.
PayPerPost is a website that a lot of lying ass motherfuckers use to get paid for some fake reviews where they basically suck the motherfucking dicks of the companies and the products they writing all this motherfucking bullshit about. I mean, I’m all about getting that motherfucking money, but I’m gonna speak on shit they way it gotta be spoke, nah mean? If some Sleepyhead roll out with a brand new cellphone that got a motherfucking George Foreman grill built in, I ain’t gonna be the nigga to show love to that type of tricky ass Japanese bullshit. The lonely ass white motherfuckers on that PayPerPost might, but nigga I keep it the fuck real.
..but money make a nigga read, so I read they site.
These motherfuckers sell they shit well, because I gotta admit they roped a nigga from the get. The whole scheme that they be spinning is that they gone hit you with that paper when you review some motherfucking products on your motherfucking website. Well, NiggaKnow reviews products. NiggaKnow gets the attention of the motherfucking companies they review. Why the fuck shouldn’t NiggaKnow try to grip on that PayPerPost gwap? I signed the fuck up and once again, white motherfuckers try to back the fuck out the deal:
Dear Edward Williams,
This is a notification to let you know that your blog, Nigga Know Technology, has been rejected for the following reason(s):
——————————
I’m sorry, as awesome as your blog is- and it really is- we are unable to accept it because we do not accept blogs with multiple authors.
——————————
Please log into PayPerPost.com (https://payperpost.com/login) to correct this issue and resubmit the blog, or to delete the blog.
Thank you,
The PayPerPost Team
Oh so now my shit is “awesome” .. but it ain’t “awesome” enough to take none of your motherfucking paper? We got mad knowledgeable motherfuckers that stay true to the motherfucking game, and that’s a problem we need to correct? I didn’t see no clause on your site that you gotta be a lyin ass white motherfucker with a shoe box of figurines to collect them checks. Nigga FALL THE FUCK BACK on that shit and PAY A NIGGA.
Nigga Know STILL gone get your motherfucking money. You motherfuckers may see ads for this bullshit on this motherfucking site. Every time that shit gets clicked, a tech-savvy nigga gets they paper. Teach those motherfuckers a lesson - I mean, if you gonna lie about them tech reviews and tell motherfuckers that the Zune is worth a shit - you gone have some motherfucking repercussions.
The only real niggas that ain’t afraid to pay out is ADBRITE with my honorary nigga Pud. Yeah, he white, but don’t hold that shit against him.
One.
Man, fuck them other blogs, and fuck PayPerPost. Adbrite’s the only people lookin to get some real bank.
whirred up!
pitchblack:
no motherfucking doubt. those pasty niggas at digg and reddit got no love for a nigga that knows more about gadgets than bangin or killing motherfuckers.
Also, that nigga Pud is about the only white motherfucker I could tolerate for real. holla.
-1
Ed: Ain’t that the shits. Always the motherfucking way! White mothefucker sees an up-and-coming nigga and they jump through they own asshole looking for ways to keep a nigga down!
What them motherfuckers don’t know is that there’s a motherfucking tsunami of niggas gettin tech-savy. They gonna find themselves out competed by some new, sleek bunch of techgroes with a new place like PostForMotherfuckingPaper.com or some shit!
Hey I got that gat…
Ed…the best post in a while…stack that paper my nigga…
ya feel me?
Rofl my waffle you faggot ass niggers, I hope hells hot enough for you when you finally die.
Nigger Hater.
PS : I raped your mom!
Anonymous: You made me leave a skidmark! When I pay a faggot ass white motherfucker $10 to lick my ass clean after a shit — I expect basic fucking competence! Just cause you work behind the bus station don’t mean you shouldn’t have a work ethic.
deja vu
You peoploe are all morons with nothing better to do with your time than to talk stupid and prove to the world that you are the result of poor efforts to attain a decent education. Thanks you. Have a day.
You bust ass muthafuckin’ anonymous style niggaz need to come correct with basic muthafuckin’ spelling. What in the fuck is a “peoploe.” Before you start baggin’ on a nigga’z education, maybe you should recognize a niggaz possession of multiple diplomas in STREET KNOWLEDGE!
I wish you negroes would do something other than bitch, and next time, find an altoid prior to your rants (at least smoke a damned Kool 100 to freshen your negro breath). Next, find something to rub on your gigantic genetalia (like a fried chicken bone), your only source of pride, in order to speak with some sort of self confidence, other than meaningless bravado. Allu Akbar bitches….and fuck mexicans too! Once you go mexican you never want sex again!
Werd
There is no “street education”, just niggers who failed at life and try to prove they are worth a shit by stealing other people’s shit who actually worked for it. Take your affirmative blacktion, section 8 housing, and food stamps and be happy. The government didnt administer AIDS or crack to suppress negroes, the fact is that white people are effected by that shit as well. Kanye West is a bitch who should be happy that he is rich as fuck and maybe give back to his struggling community of broke ass niggers who can’t afford their own rent because they used their last welfare check to buy his cd. Maybe people would take this web site seriously if every other word wasn’t motherfucker and nigga. You want to know how a nigga can get paid, get a job. Not one from mcdonalds or taco bell. I hope you read this and maybe do us all a favor and shut the fuck up. And by the way, your web site is posted on collegehumor.com and is a laughing stock to all people with an education.
don’t h8™
Folks need to learn how to take a joke. This site is obviously for comedic purposes, take it as that, OR LEAVE. Pretty simple choices there, dickhead.
“There is no “street education”, just niggers who failed at life and try to prove they are worth a shit by stealing other people’s shit who actually worked for it…And by the way, your web site is posted on collegehumor.com and is a laughing stock to all people with an education.”
You got to be the stupidest motherfucker on the internets. I can’t wait to read about motherfuckers like you cracking they skull open on spring break next year because the fat frat motherfucker with a name like stubb or mongo said you couldn’t make it to the motherfucking hot tub from your shitty ass 5th floor hotel room balcony.
next time you read some shit, try to understand it. also, next time you send some blatantly racist ass shit - try to send it from a computer that ain’t on your computers network.
-1
SAY WORD, shaggy.
Motherfuckers goin to college gotta be the stupidest niggas on the planet.
-1
That is some funny shit. Do you guys make this shit up or do people really post ignorant bullshit ala “The Man”? I will laugh my ass off when he ends up working for some 250 lb black dude with a head full of relaxer. Imagine the look on his face when he has to kiss that ass…
P.S. I’m white as hell, but my wife is hispanic, does that count?
Anonymous: “…250 lb black dude with a head full of relaxer”
I hope that nigga have to work for a motherfucker that be soaking the backs of couches with that Eriq Lasalle soul-glo.
Say word for serious. Mad motherfuckers be dropping that real white hatred like them two white motherfuckers on the bus in that BORAT joint. They ain’t got no sense any damn how.
Also, I gotta say that aside from the fact that you down with these tech savvy ass niggas, the fact that you shankin them spanish breezies counts for weeks kid.
take it light, stay away from the white.
one.
wow. it’s sad how wrong and offensive this is
It’s more fun for those of us smart enough to get the joke.
Crackers, please. Don’t H8™
keith somers seeks to enslave blacks, but dont worry ill stop him some how. Perhaps with the prospect of wd-40 and tissues
Okay… let me starighten some shit out. First of all, these punk bitches haven’t been invited to the white people meetings in some time. (yes, we really have them. Usually in bank vaults, ski resorts, hockey games, or other places that are whiter than Wonder) That is why we keep them in southern states, so as try and not let them breed with girls that have all their teeth. Along those same lines, we have tried our best to keep computers out of Mississippi and Alabama for years… but then at the last meeting, this guy was like “why not let those cousin-fucking rednecks have the internet? They can’t read anyway…” Sadly, we agreed and let the computers go to Alabama. We now see that we were wrong. Appearantly, these douche-bags somehow learned to bang out racial epithets with their big, sweaty, sausage fingers between marathon meth binges and furious bouts of animal-porn masturbation…
…Again, we apologize for the problem, they never mentioned that they actually knew how to read. Our bad.
Damn this has to be one of the funniest blogs I have ever seen, love the “tech savy ass niggas” part too, excellent use of African American vernacular.
It’s not really PayPerPost’s fault for rejecting your blog, I mean this site has only one purpose to make white people, who sit here and end up reading your post, laugh their asses off at the this Black Panther hatred ranting riddled with grammar and spelling errors. It’s hard to be taken seriously with the prolific amount of vulgarity, laden in each sentence.
I mean “Nigga Know Technology” are you serious?
And yes this is another post from “one of those muthafuckin anonymous style niggaz”
stupid ass niggers.not “niggas”.thats how wiggers pronounce it.its just plain old nigger.always has been and always will be.even middle class educated white people like myself can admit that the richest guys in the world have all the money.and will always have all the money.and they are all white men.get it? niggers will never be having white guys kissing their asses.niggers will always be under whites.sorry niggers.but did you know that the “super wealthy” white men in this world make your modern day hero “puff diddy” look like a dime store nigger next to them.because he is.hes just like a 5 year old with a $100 dollar bill in a toy store.
I have an idea! Why not just ERASE comments posted by those who can’t enjoy the website for it’s intended humor? It’s kind of funny that a bunch of white college kids are reading this site anyway….but it’s not surprising considering that the vast majority of rap/hip hop albums bought in the United States end up in middle class white homes, and in the ipods of white middle class teenagers. They are the idiots who fuel the hip hop industry. This is one of the most refreshing websites on the net that I have read in awhile. Unfortunately fresh humor like this is scarce these days, despite the abundance of content available on the net. What pisses these white kids off, though, is that the creators of this site possess a verbal fluency in a culture that they themselves could never imitate or own, no matter how “down” they try to be. As a black person who can speak easily in “professional” environments and at the same time also “get” the lingo here and also “get” the humor, I find it pretty funny (but not all that surprising) that white bloggers will take this sight at face value and do nothing but h8t, H8T, HATE.
IGNORE THEM.
Note
nice blog.. interesting!
ever thought about putting advertisements on you blog?