Full Report on Twitter as Promised
So your boy been trill on that Twitter bullshit and as I promised you grimey motherfuckers, I’m about to hit you with the full report.
This white bitch ain’t fucking none of you, so stop following.
Twitter is some faggot ass bullshit, and I’m being real nigga. I used the shit. I listed, tweeted, I retweeted, I tagged, I followed Tahiry, I searched, I used the motherfucking shit, and what did I get from it? White people like sandwiches.
To white motherfuckers, cucumbers are a side dish. Faggots.
That’s all I got from twitter. I endured this shit. A few months invested and I now know white motherfuckers stay putting shit between bread, snapping they snaps, posting they posts, and even though there can’t be no way nobody really giving a fuck about them having an egg salad sandwich and Nestea for lunch, motherfuckers click that follow in motherfucking droves. Yeah, nigga. Droves. I said it, and you know I keep that shit on reserve for special times where a nigga got to emphasize.
A gallery of white motherfuckers and sandwiches. $BILLIONS.
Any damn way, I can’t be down with some shit where the most followed motherfucker is that nigga Kelso from that 70’s show, better known as the white motherfucker that smashed on Bernie Mac’s (respect to the dead, my nigga) daughter in that movie white motherfuckers only seen because they stuck on a flight with shit to do for 120 minutes. That’s how the fuck you know twitter bullshit. Everybody following Ashton Kutcher on twitter? Shit, real life Diddy put that nigga to voicemail.
“Guess Who…” didn’t see this shit? White motherfuckers.
Real motherfucking talk, I knew the shit was faggotish. It got a canary for a logo. Ain’t shit with a bird logo good, except for them burgers with eggs on them at Red Robin (Yo real talk, you ain’t had a burger until you put a whole breakfast on top of that bitch). I needed to do hands on research because I seen my mans on this shit too. Even they twitters is gay too. Niggas on twitter feel a need to post inspirational quotes and shit, like they preaching to a church and changing lives. You on the train not even working, faggot. All you got is a half empty shasta and your girl cellphone. Your life is some bullshit, who the fuck you think you inspiring?
One.
Yeah nigga- twitter is some bullshit
I missed the most bitter nigga on the web, twitter is good for findin that taco truck that never parks in the same spot twice.
im black
i love the porch monkeys
FUCK YOU CRACKER-ASS CRACKER!!
the kkk just hit my house last night with paintballs, eggs, and dildos…im just here to warn yall nigfros out there that they still exist…they aint no mother fuckin myths!!
My nigga Ed, it’s been a grip since I last posted. My nigga, I been traveling the world, on some real shit, and life has been somewhat crazy. I see you still holding it down here, so much respect.
To all you punk ass niggas that’s been posting all this garbage, and yall knows who the fuck yalls is, fuck all yall.
Anyway, imma keep it real and swing through more regularly. Maybe we can get the crew back?
-John Dane
RT
John Dane:
Nigga - you better stay your ass on this site.
One.
Most def, imma hold it down. Where them other niggas at?
John Dane
hey you fuckin negros im still heya dont be trippin cuz i have a white dong…ill be coming back let me know when you negros want another shot at my title! and yall better go fuck your girlfriends cuz i sure as hell already did!
You call this drama tweet a full report?! Niggaz know twitter is gay.
“To white motherfuckers, cucumbers are a side dish. Faggots.” LMAO. Tried to think of a good comeback but… yeah, ya got me with that one. “Faggots” is a little harsh though, maybe just PW’d.
hey yo you butt face tart cups didnt think i be back in this shit?! imma tell you negroids for the last time that the kkk is real and they wanna fight some black ass before they take on osama and the country for world domination! get out da way salad tossin ranch catching son of a bitches!
yo im back! idk why all you nigfros wanna be fighting me up in heya..isnt it yo doc martin luther who be dead now god rest his soul who said we are equal..i love me a good negro rub down every now and then…if you do not comply to my wants i will have the kkk come to your house and bring back the south!
yo i aint no salad tossin rach catchin son of a bitch…i do believe big eddie ed is tho!
This is some of the funniest shit I’ve read in a long time. The bit about the Red Robin burger….awesome…
I’m white and I love sandwiches, I also loved this blog post, fucking hillarious.
Unfortunately, despite the hilarity of the commentary, I think the content of your message was far too deep for the average black reader to grasp. Even heavily cloaked in ebonics.
Good stuff! That egg salad sandwich just made me hungry.
Jeeper:
You out your damn mind dunkin keys on some shit like that. Take your ass to Panera and eat your motherfucking panini, nigga.
One.
All you got is a half empty shasta and your girl cellphone. Your life is some bullshit, who the fuck you think you inspiring?
oh shit. i meant to say also: haha, that shit is hilarious. my bad.
We some dumb niggas. we is a cancer on society. we just need to die. I wish I wasn’t black.
Yes Niggas,
Its good to see some good old names again, John Dane, BigEddieEd, even The Caucasian! Anyway. That twitter bullshit is terrible man! BigEddieEd got it right, motherfuckers be talkin bout what they had for lunch, what they doin, even when they aint doin shit.
I’m out
Yo BigEddieEd,
You really need to update this ish here like STAT!!!
Peace-
How are niggers even allowed on computers anyhow?????
Where the fuckk yall’ niggas been?!?! I mean, I never see no posts or no nothin’ on this shit no more - what the deal my niggas?!?! Is Niggaknow dead or sumpthin….
Yo a reach out from yo’ nigga BigPimpfatty!
Guess who’s back!? What’s good Ed? What’s going on John Dane? When you were referring to the crew I hope you were including me! I know it’s been a very long time since I’ve posted on the site but I’ve been very busy handling some personal matters, but all is well now and I’m back!!
Joe G
son, lets hope so..
Wasssssuuuuuuupppppppppp fooooooos! Yo first off, what the mothafuckin’ dilly with all the haters on this site? And who da fuck is Joseph, and why niggaz be hatin’ on him……. Spread love my niggaz! And to all yous white mothafuckas that hate us, we’s living here too and just tryin 2 make it also. So yo - spread some luv sons!!
Peace niggaz-
oh wow, niggers on the internet? whos responsible for this bullshit? OBAMA!!!!!! you son of a bitch!
Yo negroes!! cue the wack intro, it’s superman AKA white lightning AKA buck rogers (space cowboy) AKA one of them three or four cornfed suburbanites you ran state track finals against / were scouted against by NCAA coaches for the wide out position. I took the golf scholarship instead. I’m like Tiger Woods (…) show me the money! (big ups to Jerry McGuire)
well im Italian White (is it poor rich or rich poor?.. i need to rackateer something soon or i gotta wack a Goldstein or a McPatrick)
So holla at yo dirty reflection, shadow-clones: Mirror mirror on the wall, who the wackest of dem all? I am he: King Leonidas. the original wankstar. Where my iPad at? Idk, i don’t own that sh*t. Got a george foreman grill tho. GLT baby. It’s black n guido
Did you negroes know that Alexander the Great, aka the other wankstar, was made a Pharaoh at the end of his world conquest? That puts him next to Rhamses and Nas. Lol! His dog lookin mug is etched into the pyramid walls…. That means you heart whitey 4eva. 143 motherfuckaz. 143
yes I dunk and it’s not a miracle, shadow-clones, i just fuck a lot
what up
Y all u bitch made niggas haten on twitter?
yo bigpimpfatty, joseph, and big eddie ed…i hate yall..i dont know yall but i smell yall…you some stinky nigras…get out of my site!!! i be bustin caps! no love for nigga joe cuz he wont respond. and why you be on his back big fatty pimp…and big eddie ed likes dude!
This is real shit on this site, its 2011 now, nd this fucked up ass country, world or whatever needs this shit. Honestly, there aint nowhere to go to hear the truth, all there is is fake ass tv, fakes ass radio, fake ass nigguz advertising up tha ass on fake ass internet, fake ass music, fake ass everything. thats why somebody speakin the truth is so rare, then bitches wanna hate cuz they cant accept the truth. if the world ends anytime soon like people say it will, we’d all be goin out like bitchazznigguz. just anybody keep this shit alive, it dont matter bout fuggin updates, itll happen when mad nigguz get on dis shit. so lets talk about some real shit, it dont even matter who yo, even yawl racist ass fuck boys say sum shit, whatever, maybe yawl will inspire somebody to speak up nd say sum real shit.
Shut up nigger, nobody gives a fuck what you porch monkeys think or have to say. Just go kill yourself. You and your race are a cancer on society.
This is hilarious. You know what I got from twitter? Black people can’t spell and they love posting the dumbest shit on the planet.
I was not knowin that R.R. got theyselves a breakfast burger. Gonna try it out. Out.