Full Report on Twitter as Promised
So your boy been trill on that Twitter bullshit and as I promised you grimey motherfuckers, I’m about to hit you with the full report.
This white bitch ain’t fucking none of you, so stop following.
Twitter is some faggot ass bullshit, and I’m being real nigga. I used the shit. I listed, tweeted, I retweeted, I tagged, I followed Tahiry, I searched, I used the motherfucking shit, and what did I get from it? White people like sandwiches.
To white motherfuckers, cucumbers are a side dish. Faggots.
That’s all I got from twitter. I endured this shit. A few months invested and I now know white motherfuckers stay putting shit between bread, snapping they snaps, posting they posts, and even though there can’t be no way nobody really giving a fuck about them having an egg salad sandwich and Nestea for lunch, motherfuckers click that follow in motherfucking droves. Yeah, nigga. Droves. I said it, and you know I keep that shit on reserve for special times where a nigga got to emphasize.
A gallery of white motherfuckers and sandwiches. $BILLIONS.
Any damn way, I can’t be down with some shit where the most followed motherfucker is that nigga Kelso from that 70’s show, better known as the white motherfucker that smashed on Bernie Mac’s (respect to the dead, my nigga) daughter in that movie white motherfuckers only seen because they stuck on a flight with shit to do for 120 minutes. That’s how the fuck you know twitter bullshit. Everybody following Ashton Kutcher on twitter? Shit, real life Diddy put that nigga to voicemail.
“Guess Who…” didn’t see this shit? White motherfuckers.
Real motherfucking talk, I knew the shit was faggotish. It got a canary for a logo. Ain’t shit with a bird logo good, except for them burgers with eggs on them at Red Robin (Yo real talk, you ain’t had a burger until you put a whole breakfast on top of that bitch). I needed to do hands on research because I seen my mans on this shit too. Even they twitters is gay too. Niggas on twitter feel a need to post inspirational quotes and shit, like they preaching to a church and changing lives. You on the train not even working, faggot. All you got is a half empty shasta and your girl cellphone. Your life is some bullshit, who the fuck you think you inspiring?
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Yeah nigga- twitter is some bullshit
I missed the most bitter nigga on the web, twitter is good for findin that taco truck that never parks in the same spot twice.
im black
i love the porch monkeys
FUCK YOU CRACKER-ASS CRACKER!!
the kkk just hit my house last night with paintballs, eggs, and dildos…im just here to warn yall nigfros out there that they still exist…they aint no mother fuckin myths!!
My nigga Ed, it’s been a grip since I last posted. My nigga, I been traveling the world, on some real shit, and life has been somewhat crazy. I see you still holding it down here, so much respect.
To all you punk ass niggas that’s been posting all this garbage, and yall knows who the fuck yalls is, fuck all yall.
Anyway, imma keep it real and swing through more regularly. Maybe we can get the crew back?
-John Dane
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John Dane:
Nigga - you better stay your ass on this site.
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Most def, imma hold it down. Where them other niggas at?
John Dane
hey you fuckin negros im still heya dont be trippin cuz i have a white dong…ill be coming back let me know when you negros want another shot at my title! and yall better go fuck your girlfriends cuz i sure as hell already did!
You call this drama tweet a full report?! Niggaz know twitter is gay.
“To white motherfuckers, cucumbers are a side dish. Faggots.” LMAO. Tried to think of a good comeback but… yeah, ya got me with that one. “Faggots” is a little harsh though, maybe just PW’d.
hey yo you butt face tart cups didnt think i be back in this shit?! imma tell you negroids for the last time that the kkk is real and they wanna fight some black ass before they take on osama and the country for world domination! get out da way salad tossin ranch catching son of a bitches!
yo im back! idk why all you nigfros wanna be fighting me up in heya..isnt it yo doc martin luther who be dead now god rest his soul who said we are equal..i love me a good negro rub down every now and then…if you do not comply to my wants i will have the kkk come to your house and bring back the south!
yo i aint no salad tossin rach catchin son of a bitch…i do believe big eddie ed is tho!
This is some of the funniest shit I’ve read in a long time. The bit about the Red Robin burger….awesome…
I’m white and I love sandwiches, I also loved this blog post, fucking hillarious.
Unfortunately, despite the hilarity of the commentary, I think the content of your message was far too deep for the average black reader to grasp. Even heavily cloaked in ebonics.
Good stuff! That egg salad sandwich just made me hungry.
Jeeper:
You out your damn mind dunkin keys on some shit like that. Take your ass to Panera and eat your motherfucking panini, nigga.
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