Garmin Nuvi Navigates Niggas
Let’s say you’re visitin your girl at college and it’s in some high class booshie neighborhood. You want to get your ass back to the warmth of the hood but you’re miles away. Well no sweat; grab yourself a Nuvi from Garmin. This technology is beyond nigga-tech. This shit gets you out of the milky-white suburbs and into the chocolate love that is your hood. From your stoop to the swap meet, from you pussy on the side’s house to the L.A. Convention Center…this small square with a screen will guide you to the places you need to go.
Look up in the sky nigga, you see that huge mothafuckin’ satellite hangin up there in space? Of course not nicca it’s fuckin in space. Well that satellite is provided by the government for our use. HAHA Those crazy Capital Hill niggas gave us something for free, all we have to do is spend $800 dollars for the device to use it! Even that tall chinese nigga Yao Ming supports the Garmin Nuvi. Probably cause it has that bluetoof shit that allows you to talk to your bitch without having to touch your phone and shit. Go check it out and get back at me on the comments side.
that sleepyhead nigga yao ming got MAD endorsement deals and he can’t even pronounce the names of all 50 states.
i got the navi in the Acura….Garmin will never get my cheddar…ya feel me?
Yao is keep it real with the hand-held navi…..
man i bet this shit dont work when you need it. i understand if you stuck in Whitestown, NJ or Caucasianton, Long Island, this shit will get you where you need to get to go, nah mean, if you needs to get back to Jersey City but you stuck in Hackensack, wheres that, where the crackers at, but drop me in motherfucking Wisconsin countryside, where the highways probably are motherfucking backroads and the blackest thing aint even the asphalt cuz there aint none, and this shit wont tell me where to go. google maps aint even got half the country hooked up with that high def satellite image shit, nigga! id rather be strapped in motherfucking Colorado countryside than have this shit taped to my dashboard, nah mean. 1
Good evening gentlemen, I would be seeking a packed in the back young Negress to accompany me to the Oddfellows ball on Saturday. Can anyone hook a wise old white dude up??
What?
h8torade:
i got the navi in the acura too, 06 mdx bitches
holla at the dude
I used Microsoft Maps with a GPS receiver on my laptop in my minivan traveling around this motherfuckin country for the past year. GPS and software = $100, great deal if ya’ already have a laptop. It paid for itself 3X over in the gas I saved. Just don’t trust them back roads in the Bible Belt. Thems some hatin’ white ass red necks in those woods.
There’s hatin ass white rednecks in all woods. It’s simple biology, the hatin redneck is one that is extremely primitive in nature, and therefore prefers to live primitively in the woods with his sister, knaamean?
yao mings eats nails from breakfast
Shaquille O’Neil eat motherfucking nails AND Yao Ming for breakfast. Then he spend they rest of the motherfucking day polishing his motherfucking Championship rings. Yao Ming. Shit.
MuthaFUCK Yao Ming in is lilly white Chinese ASS! You can’t play ball with no heart. Naa mean?
Garmin is always blazin!
the fact remains that shaq gonna put his name on whatever the fuck could fit four letters on it.
he endorsing heating pads, bandages, shitty fighting games, shitty movies.. but he got it right. make that hay while the sun shining, nigga.
Yao Ming probably didn’t even know what the fuck he agreed to when he said “yes yes” after being asked to endorse a motherfucking product. He probably thought those niggas were offering him some french fries or some shit any damn way.
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Yao Ming probably dont got that much paper. what motherfuckin deals he got besides this GPS shit? the most pictures that nigga got of him are some back issue of SLAM, you dig. best shits he holding down probably is in china advertising some fucking 40 cent plastic shoes made in a sweatshop. i tell you who needs a deal. motherfucking keith van horn, nigga.
I needs a motherfucking deal! I’m broke nigga, I’m broke!
i finally updated my shit. be up on that shit niggas.
Nigga, that’s crazy. You can be all up ons da locayshuns of dem crack houses!
i deleted that motherfucking comment because it was a duplicate
That’s keepin it realz Ed!
I hit a home run with a fat chick last night.
She even let me put it in her fat ass with no lube!
Big Eddie Ed: College Humor linked niggaknow again.
woozie:
that’s because that collegehumor nigga streeter seidell love that nigga technology. i gotta get at them to get they blessing on making blackcollegehumor.com
eyo if you seriously be thinking about dropping blackcollegehumor.com i want to be in on that shit!
blackcollegehumor.com
Instead of the “shocker” that shit can have the “nigga shocker”
Muthafuck a fucking hand sign. nigga shocker is a big black dick in a tiny white bitch.
*scratching head*
There’s already a website?
PS: BigEE, congrats on the link. Your ass is gonna be the shit. 1.
College humor is some shit…..lovin’ the white big tittied girls sendin’ pics….Feeelin’ me?