Comments on: Garmin Nuvi Navigates Niggas

By: Big Eddie Ed

Big Eddie Ed — Wed, 05 Jul 2006 14:48:00 +0000

that sleepyhead nigga yao ming got MAD endorsement deals and he can’t even pronounce the names of all 50 states.

By: H8TORADE

H8TORADE — Wed, 05 Jul 2006 15:08:00 +0000

i got the navi in the Acura….Garmin will never get my cheddar…ya feel me?

By: Ayman

Ayman — Wed, 05 Jul 2006 17:56:00 +0000

Yao is keep it real with the hand-held navi…..

By: The Last Real New Yorker

The Last Real New Yorker — Wed, 05 Jul 2006 19:03:00 +0000

man i bet this shit dont work when you need it. i understand if you stuck in Whitestown, NJ or Caucasianton, Long Island, this shit will get you where you need to get to go, nah mean, if you needs to get back to Jersey City but you stuck in Hackensack, wheres that, where the crackers at, but drop me in motherfucking Wisconsin countryside, where the highways probably are motherfucking backroads and the blackest thing aint even the asphalt cuz there aint none, and this shit wont tell me where to go. google maps aint even got half the country hooked up with that high def satellite image shit, nigga! id rather be strapped in motherfucking Colorado countryside than have this shit taped to my dashboard, nah mean. 1

By: Thomas Jefferson

Thomas Jefferson — Wed, 05 Jul 2006 22:17:00 +0000

Good evening gentlemen, I would be seeking a packed in the back young Negress to accompany me to the Oddfellows ball on Saturday. Can anyone hook a wise old white dude up??

By: CEDE

CEDE — Thu, 06 Jul 2006 00:01:00 +0000

What?

By: indiandude2004

indiandude2004 — Thu, 06 Jul 2006 00:23:00 +0000

h8torade:

i got the navi in the acura too, 06 mdx bitches

holla at the dude

By: dlkjdfsa

dlkjdfsa — Thu, 06 Jul 2006 01:14:00 +0000

I used Microsoft Maps with a GPS receiver on my laptop in my minivan traveling around this motherfuckin country for the past year. GPS and software = $100, great deal if ya’ already have a laptop. It paid for itself 3X over in the gas I saved. Just don’t trust them back roads in the Bible Belt. Thems some hatin’ white ass red necks in those woods.

By: Woozie

Woozie — Thu, 06 Jul 2006 02:31:00 +0000

There’s hatin ass white rednecks in all woods. It’s simple biology, the hatin redneck is one that is extremely primitive in nature, and therefore prefers to live primitively in the woods with his sister, knaamean?

By: Ballzwashin

Ballzwashin — Thu, 06 Jul 2006 06:05:00 +0000

yao mings eats nails from breakfast

By: Lord Omar

Lord Omar — Thu, 06 Jul 2006 14:50:00 +0000

Shaquille O’Neil eat motherfucking nails AND Yao Ming for breakfast. Then he spend they rest of the motherfucking day polishing his motherfucking Championship rings. Yao Ming. Shit.

By: Gadfly

Gadfly — Thu, 06 Jul 2006 15:19:00 +0000

MuthaFUCK Yao Ming in is lilly white Chinese ASS! You can’t play ball with no heart. Naa mean?

By: Ayman

Ayman — Thu, 06 Jul 2006 15:27:00 +0000

Garmin is always blazin!

By: Big Eddie Ed

Big Eddie Ed — Thu, 06 Jul 2006 15:29:00 +0000

the fact remains that shaq gonna put his name on whatever the fuck could fit four letters on it.

he endorsing heating pads, bandages, shitty fighting games, shitty movies.. but he got it right. make that hay while the sun shining, nigga.

Yao Ming probably didn't even know what the fuck he agreed to when he said "yes yes" after being asked to endorse a motherfucking product. He probably thought those niggas were offering him some french fries or some shit any damn way.

one.

By: The Last Real New Yorker

The Last Real New Yorker — Thu, 06 Jul 2006 17:32:00 +0000

Yao Ming probably dont got that much paper. what motherfuckin deals he got besides this GPS shit? the most pictures that nigga got of him are some back issue of SLAM, you dig. best shits he holding down probably is in china advertising some fucking 40 cent plastic shoes made in a sweatshop. i tell you who needs a deal. motherfucking keith van horn, nigga.

By: Woozie

Woozie — Thu, 06 Jul 2006 20:50:00 +0000

I needs a motherfucking deal! I’m broke nigga, I’m broke!

By: The Last Real New Yorker

The Last Real New Yorker — Fri, 07 Jul 2006 15:57:00 +0000

i finally updated my shit. be up on that shit niggas.

By: Shaquesha

Shaquesha — Fri, 07 Jul 2006 20:40:00 +0000

Nigga, that’s crazy. You can be all up ons da locayshuns of dem crack houses!

By: Big Eddie Ed

Big Eddie Ed — Fri, 07 Jul 2006 22:24:00 +0000

i deleted that motherfucking comment because it was a duplicate

By: Ayman

Ayman — Sat, 08 Jul 2006 15:52:00 +0000

That’s keepin it realz Ed!

By: True Redneck

True Redneck — Sat, 08 Jul 2006 20:03:00 +0000

I hit a home run with a fat chick last night.

She even let me put it in her fat ass with no lube!

By: Woozie

Woozie — Sun, 09 Jul 2006 14:46:00 +0000

Big Eddie Ed: College Humor linked niggaknow again.

By: Big Eddie Ed

Big Eddie Ed — Sun, 09 Jul 2006 15:43:00 +0000

woozie:

that’s because that collegehumor nigga streeter seidell love that nigga technology. i gotta get at them to get they blessing on making blackcollegehumor.com

By: The Last Real New Yorker

The Last Real New Yorker — Sun, 09 Jul 2006 15:58:00 +0000

eyo if you seriously be thinking about dropping blackcollegehumor.com i want to be in on that shit!

By: Gadfly

Gadfly — Mon, 10 Jul 2006 15:10:00 +0000

blackcollegehumor.com

Instead of the "shocker" that shit can have the "nigga shocker"

Muthafuck a fucking hand sign. nigga shocker is a big black dick in a tiny white bitch.

*scratching head*

There's already a website?

PS: BigEE, congrats on the link. Your ass is gonna be the shit. 1.

By: BiGdIcKnIgGa

BiGdIcKnIgGa — Tue, 01 Aug 2006 22:03:00 +0000

College humor is some shit…..lovin’ the white big tittied girls sendin’ pics….Feeelin’ me?