Internet Love Tips
Valentine’s day came and went and if you one of them sorry ass niggas that ain’t got a stable of bitches, your boy Big Eddie Ed got some helpful shit to throw at you. Oh and don’t come at a nigga on the defensive, writing some shit like you ain’t even need help in those comments. Too many of you anonymous internet niggas be making some lofted ass claims about the motherfucking gaggles of hoes they fucked when all those niggas ever hit was they priest or they boyscout troop leader. Lying ass motherfuckers. 90% of you bitch-made niggas be pounding your motherfucking dick raw watching some of that Sleepyhead cartoon shit with all them octopus legs.
Any damn way, you motherfuckers know that internet dating bullshit ain’t new. 
You seen all the commercials with them old age crispy white motherfuckers, talking at the screen, saying some shit like you gone meet a bitch and settle the fuck down. I mean, not only is that some straight bullshit they telling you, but its just white motherfuckers trying to get money. You ain’t gonna marry no internet bitch, but they don’t know that shit. Let a nigga tell you about women for a hot motherfucking minute.
Bitches always acting like the whole world’s they own shiny ass story book and they some kind of princess. They spend they whole lifes thinking that one day, some white motherfucker in a bedazzled ass suit gone roll up on a white motherfucking pony and sweep they ass off to some magical castle where SHE gonna live happy and that nigga gonna spend every last goddamn cent on her whiney babytalk ass. They absolutely believe all that shit. They feel they entitled to some royalty shit all because they got a motherfucking pussy.
Now, you motherfuckers ain’t got a shot in hell at being no prince gonna snatch a bitch up and throw ice for years, but how the fuck does that bitch know? Its internet dating nigga and you could be whatever the fuck you want to tell a bitch.
The shit is simple. All you got to do is flip on a few motherfucking checkboxes, tell a bitch you working out 3 times a week, and add like 3 inches to your height. Lying about all the shit that keep your dick dry seem to be the only way to get the motherfucking job done. You got to be taller, thinner, stronger, smarter, richer, and you got to love some motherfucking puppies and shit. If you need help filling this shit out, steal all the answers from another motherfucking profile - preferrably one where that bitch-made faggot holding a book or a motherfucking rose.
Want Children? Fuck yeah you want some motherfucking kids. Do you really? Fuck no, and if you do end up knocking this bitch, you ain’t even gonna know they name.
That’s real. One.
no doubt. that’s about all you wanna use the fuckin’ sites for is some pussy. bitches wouldn’t be on that shit if they wasn’t fucked up in the head in some kinda way. say word.
Big Eddie Ed is the motherfucking truth. One
Great blog, especially the spot about every chick thinks they are the princess in some storybook ass fairytale. Im goin through that shit rite now and IT SUCKS. You were right on with this one.
ey nigga is this tips for scoring some of that white tail or some of that dominican grand concourse ass because niggas thats a whole different ball game you understand what im saying. it dont matter if you brad motherfucking pitt, if you playing that innanet game on one of them bitches uptown you better not be writing you loving them flowers and shit
always keepin it realz up in dis biatch!
CWTR™
Man, to hell with white bitches. They ain’t got no fuckin’ flavor. I mean, just look at that bitch in the photo; she looks like a crocodile. Gimme a sistah with some thick-ass legs and big booty, and I’m set for life.
Orale bato, I’s glad chu takin’ bout this. Is people like you that git no women, not black, nor white ’cause you ain’t got no respect nor real balls left in you. Thanks, ’cause you leaving more for me. You so cool I’m gonna call you culo!
Hey, check out the ‘Use this word in a sentence’ post at my place if you have a minute… hopefully it makes you laugh…
Linked over from Omars.
haha, sorry- I don’t usually sell myself like this but thought you might get a kick out of it.
Ed - you gonna bring the heat on the NY making it against the law to drop the N word out on the streets….
fuck that.
ya feel me?
For some reason, the “three bags of Funions” just fucked me up.
Your site is pathetic.
Hey Robert
The normal guy that licks my ass clean after I shit is sick, and you look like a guy who can use 10 bucks …
but why does the dude gotta love some muthafukkin ponies tho???
LMFAO ..funny shit
yeh yeh nigga tell these bitch niggas wussup money