iPod NiggaNano
Yo, you might have noticed that your boy BigEddieEd ain’t tryna be no motherfucking fan of that nigga Steve Jobs. I mean, I been hating on the shit he producing for days, but today I’m gonna hit you with some new shit. Yeah, today is the motherfucking day that I am gonna offer some constructive ass critiques about that motherfucking iPod Nano bullshit.
The nano was hot for like a month when Niggas amazed that they could get all they Pete Rock Petestrumentals on a shiny new grip that ain’t no thicker than that motherfucking CD Changer remote yah niggas used to live by in like 1996. Shouts down, or up, or where ever the fuck they gotta go, to my nigga Makaveli (If you don’t know, that’s Tupac, white motherfuckers - show some motherfucking respect). Here’s how the motherfucking Nano looked when that shit was semi-blazing on the street:
I mean, it ain’t bad but its still some bitch-made ass bullshit - and that shifty motherfucker Steve Jobs KNEW that shit. Apple always be putting out some shit only to change how the fuck it looks like a year later. That pasty motherfucker Steve Jobs can’t live without changing shit.. except for that crusty ass black turtleneck and them 1989 stonewash jeans. I mean, for real - change your damn clothes. Nigga got a closet full of the same shit like he the star of that bullshit ass TV show, Monk. Varietize nigga, for serious - but here’s how the fuck he change the motherfucking Nano:
Heres how it go: Apple always taking a stale product, change the color or some bullshit, then the motherfuckers re-release it with a higher price tag. Them changes ain’t worth shit neither. I mean, fuck an aluminum case, and fuck them round-shaped earbuds. That shit is played the fuck out and its already been done time and time again my niggas. They need to take they ass back to the original design and start right the fuck from there.
I felt bad for the motherfuckers so I decided to give them some shit to think about - a design that is truly bedazzled. So motherfucking bedazzled that I’d throw my motherfucking stolen credit cards out the windows and buy the shit with my own shit. Behold, Niggas:
The iPod NiggaNano - coming to stores whenever the fuck that nigga Steve Jobs wakes the fuck up and trades in that motherfucking mime outfit for a throwback. Oh yeah and before I’m out on this shit, let me tell you motherfuckers that these opinions is my own and all the accusations is pure allegations. Come up with your own motherfucking conclusions. One yourself bitches.
Fuck an iPod for realz! Them shits is wack. Who the fuck wants to waste them duckets on a gat damn ipod, when you could be wasting them on a fine ass asian breezie at the strip club?
Holla At Ya Boy!
CWTR™
true, but nigga I’m feelin bad that they shits is so fully bitch-made.. so I threw that down to make the motherfuckers half respectable.
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eyo i thought you was hearing some juelz on that first pic yunderstand. nah, just santana. way to make sure that shit was some real coffeehouse product.
that is some of the funniest stuff this white guy has ever read.
what it do,
this is a ignorant ass website, you must not be serious… oh well it is what it is
- me, 707/bayarea
who is that bayarea nigga go drown youself in that 707 shit, NIgga
mother fucker, your ipod skin GAY! Throw up some titties, a tech 9, and some fuckin trees and then we got a deal! speakin of deals, FUCK that Howie Mandell “Deal or No Deal” bullshit. One mah fuck.
apple kicks ass niggas!!! and what the fuck kind a website is this? its a bunch of niggas sayin shit about stuff they dont no nuttin about
Apple can eat a big fat dick. Them iMac shits be overpriced like that gas for yo’ whip.
jea fuck you homothug the fuck would you want to claim you know shit about ipods son
fuck them Macs, ipods are fucking re-designed every-fucking-year as big ed said, and they are completely overpriced, but they are always the best sellers, i got a 4G 40GB ipod and im happy with that shit
yeah, alot of anonymous niggas runnin they mouths bout some shit they ain’t got shit to motherfucking run the mouths about any damn how. fall back niggas, one.
See what I meant about knowing what you wrought when bringin in anonymous comments?
I agree. Ipods are over-rated and over-priced.
Ohh.. I love your black and red version.
Black and red is my favourite color combo.
I want a black and red dress. Can you dessign me a black and red dress? Don’t you think a black and red dress would look hot?
Mahalo,
Sahar.
young woozie:
motherfuckers be anonymous for 2 motherfucking reasons: they scared, and they lazy.
they scared to reveal they identities. the scared to take the time to sign up. they too lazy to express theyselves with theyselves known and they lazy to give the effort to do a goddamn thing but complain about some shit they ain’t even read.
motherfuckers don’t read the updates, and that’s cool. they look at the pictures and read the headlines and that’s that. i ain’t mad at you motherfuckers tho.
one.
i read the shit bitch, i am just too lazy to sign up. one yourself.
Sahar: The first universtity I went to, Texas Tech, the colors were and are black and red.
If you want black and red cool clothing — I can hook you up :o)
But the final university I went to was the University of Texas at Austin !!!
DOMINATING OU at the Red River shootout!
YES!
Oh shit … I just came on my foot …
On your foot? What were you doing man?!?
that nigga Gadfly was doing them old school sleepyhead sex routines that they got drawn the fuck up in that book. Nigga straight busted on that motherfucking little piggy.
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Big EE - nigga you need to put that shit into production right the fuck now….the limited edition “EE” ipod is blazin…throw some spinners on that bitch…try to catch me ridin’ dirty!!
RIP Makaveli The Don….
I was picturing Naomi Campbell and Kobe Tai doing every offensive back on the Texas team, and I was sitting on the floor with my legs out straight.
Just be thankful it wasn’t the offensive line. After those monsters got done, forensics would be trying to match body parts
I think we gotta get a few more positive articles up on NKT. We startin to just bring all kinds of shit-talkin in here and it’s gettin less and less funny when each ‘anonymous’ white college boy come in and say the same damn shit we hear every week. Where all the love gone?
Onna’ the first articles I ever read on this site was back when y’all was reviewin them LCD universal remotes. That was a tight set right there, even though it was fresh off the wave of one of those CollegeHumor.com invasions.
I’m not tellin a nigga what to do with his own site, but I am tellin it how I see it. I think we need to lift the mood here. Anyone on the staff got any reccomendations as to what kind of screens or speakers they like? What technology you usin in your cars? Maybe you got some reccomendations for some good, free software to save a nigga some money.
We conformin too well to the belligerent stereotype and soon people aren’t gonna remember we was just playin at first. The second word in the title is ‘Know’ and I know the gentlemen runnin this show got some knowledge they can share with the masses.
Yeah, what kinda amp and speaker combo really make that Dre bump bump at the red light?
iz neva ownd dem ipodz n neva wil buy tht crakka azz bul sht for sereus. eva sinc tht nigga muzik ben pumpn owt mah stero boombox iz ben satisfyd. a blk man inevted tat compewter soz im hapy. peac mah niggas, powa to tha brothas!!!1
Hooked on Phonics might help you…..
Yeah, but what system should he use ta listen to dem tapes?
yo i agree with that shit…i had a 30gb vid ipod and that shit kept freezing, then it wasnt till i actually researched them ipods that i found out that its commom for them to freeze….i dont know about you but when im listening to music i dont want that shit to freeze all the damn time….and i found out that ipods are manufactured with a virus it just depends on the computer to activate it or not so yeah fuck the ipod