It’s a MP3 Christmas, Bitches
You know that a war been waging on and I’m not talking about the middle east or that bullshit ass TV joint “The War At Home” with Remy from Higher Learning. I’m talking about the war that’s blazing hot right now between all them MP3 grips - and there’s basically like two sides: Apple and Microsoft. Sony, Creative Labs, and Rio - yah need to take your shit to the motherfucking curb with all them James Blunt records and Joey Season One DVD sets. Your shit is garbage nigga. For serious.
You could ask any motherfucker and they gone tell you that this motherfucking year is all about the two most notable MP3 shits: That faggot ass iPod and that motherfucking Zune.. and Microsoft be all lit up on tellin niggas what the fuck they feel about that i-Pod.. even though that zune is equally bitch-made.
Now, all you shifty motherfuckers know what the fuck we think about that iPod, so let a nigga educate the masses about that Zune.
The Zune got a screen that won’t make a nigga squint when he watching his Kobe Tai shits like he don’t even give a fuck. I mean, this ain’t no motherfucking Gameboy screen niggas - for real.. and on the other motherfucking hand, the iPod got some fucked up Nokia cellphone screen or some shit. You can’t even tell if you watching A Spike Lee Joint or a Spring Thomas ass to mouth video.
That Zune also got the ability to send shit to a motherfucker through that WIFI, so you could be dropping them old ass Fat Boys tracks on a nigga while you rollin on the motherfucking bus. I mean, how you gonna argue with crispy ass video and wireless song sharing? Oh yeah - them nasty ass colors. Earth tones, nigga? Them 1978 Three’s Company furniture colors is DISTRACTING.
I ain’t gonna back no iPod, but I can’t back that Zune neither. The only other shit that holds a nigga back on that Zune is that “Welcome to the Social” marketing shit they flooding the public with. Fuck a social. I just need to get at my motherfucking MP3’s, and watch them videos. The ideal shit would be getting a Sleepyhead scientist on the payroll to turn the whole shit into a motherfucking jack - but that’s years away.
Oh and I don’t give a fuck about no celebrity endorsements you trying to get nigga. Come with them real endorsements. I check the motherfucking bands in the Zune store and its a gaggle of them black glasses and red tie wearing white motherfuckers singing about they bad experiences in they 3rd grade lunchroom. How the fuck you gone try to act like Jay Z gonna give a fuck about the Zune?
Yeah, he don’t even know who the fuck you is. So basically, it may be a motherfucking MP3 Christmas my niggas - but it sure ain’t no iPod or Zune Christmas. Hold out for them all in one jacks that got all these features and more. Let a sleepyhead work on that for a minute.
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holla atcha boy my nigga. this shit is straight fire. but my nigga maybe youse a little hard on that zune. compared to them faggots pushing the ipod bill gates looks like motherfucking havoc and prodigy when they was actually raw in the 90s. that screen is hot son - i can watch spring thomas when im riding the F into whitemanhattan and be too ennatained to get pissed the fuck off when im seeing blonde broads getting on at QB. also at least that shit aint glimmering snow white and if you whip that shit out in the playground or in front of the bodega you look like half the target for them stickup kids you look like if you thumbing that mini
I’m feeling it Ed. I’m still not going to get an MP3 player until they figure out how to put one into a handgun though.
i don’t need to watch a fukin video on a 2″ fukin screen, thanks. can’t a muhfakah get a option!?! can’t i pay like one fidy & just have all my music?!? i don’t need the muhfukah to lite up and program my DVR - just play my damn music.
nah mean?!
Yeah there’s a product out there that might be 100x better… So yeah check out www.archos.com and enjoy. It’s got DVR ability, Wifi for searching the internet, the ability to rip video straight from a source… and they even have a helmet cam that will rip video straight to it… check it. the ARCHOS 604 wi-fi.. that’s an mp3 x-mas bitches.
Lol. Eddie that was great! I’m gonna link to this post!
One thing I hate about iPods other tan the fact that they are over priced and over rated is that so many companies are making them an industry standard.
My friend got a new dodge car the other day and it comes with an iPod dock. Not an MP3 dock but an iPod dock. If you wanna connect another MP3 player, you have to get all sorts of wires and shit.
If Microsoft is a monoply when it comes to OS systems, Apple sure has the MP3 market covered.
Meh … I got a cheap-ass Motorola MP3 player hold all the music I got. If I want to watch videos on the road, that what a motherfucking laptop for.
I may be a old fashion nigga, but I ain’t throwing paper at these bullshit marketing campaigns.
I’m content to let the sleepyheads work on it until they got a real product.
thanks for the heads-up word, Ed
eyo hows this post so quiet son. its like you blocked all them anonymous posts so now white people have nothing valid to say except some racist ass bullshit
so whats you muthafukas recommend me fo’ a mp3 then. HOws bout thems sleepyeyes Samsung yp-t9?
Nigga Know Who???
Ayo TLRNY, what the fuck happened to your blog? You aint updated it since June nigga, yaddadamean?
nigga know who???
Nigga know the realest of the Real Black Santas…cuz 1 second your looking straight at me, the next i was hanging on the rim!!
When it comes to mp3’s, fuck what you heard, it’s what you hearin’.
hahahaaa, I’m rollin!
Just surf’d in, and I’m glad
I did. This is one lively blog!
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1. I wouldn’t worry about sitting here bitching about how much your “not” getting an ipod, no one cares, and its not like you could afford one anyway. 2. the reason you DON’T need one is half the shows and videos you probably can’t understand. 3. Tell that little RACIST NIGGER “the last real new yorker” that if I wanted any babbling from him I’d hang him in my back yard and the same goes for you. 4. don’t bother sending me any of your Poorly typed gibberish you pathetic LITTLE jungle bunny, ready?…here’s the kicker (that means joke) this E-mail is how your kind would say….”All motherfuckin Fucked up!” have a nice day! and I hope the police don’t stop by to arrest you for stealing this Computer your on. Your friend and number 1 nigger hater Jack “motherfucking” Kemper
Who is this stupid cunt “Jack Kemper” commenting here? Why the fuck you bein racist, does it make you feel special? Its people like you that make me ashamed to be white.
I wait for the day we can all get along and not judge each other on some bullshit colour. Great article btw man.