JVC’s new Marshmallow Earplugs keeps niggas on point.
When dis nigga here ain’t trying to infiltrate the white man and find out their workings by playing World of Warcraft…he’s going to the gym and tryin to get all swoll’ed up to get a bitch to notice him. So I take my mothafuckin’ ass to the local college gym where all the fine women is at and hop on a treadmill and put the earbuds in. Now you know a nigga get all sweaty an’ shit in the gym and that can cause slipperyness. That shit ain’t good for the earbuds cause a nigga never looks good trying to keep headphones in the ear and they keep slippin’ out from the sweat.
Enter the motherfuckin’ Marshmallow earbuds from JVC. I’ve been testin these things out fo’ 2 weeks now and I don’t have any complaints. Okay maybe one…the sound is muffled, but I ain’t gonna stress on that 
shit cause I’ve never been more satisfied. In-ear headphones aren’t a new thang though…but these have a foam rubber insert that expands when you crush them shits down and shove them in your ear. Think of those earplugs you twist in your finger and insert so that you can’t hear the alarm clock in the morning to go to your job at the motherfuckin’ Burger King.
Like I said though, there are others out there like the hard to find Sparkplug by Koss…but that’s old hat by now. You need the new improved foam rubber tech. Noth that old squarish shit that don’t fit into your round ear hole.
If you’se a dick smokin’ motherfucker or a woman you can get the fruity colors that it comes in (blue, pink, and lime green), or you can be a real nigga and get black. That’s right get black, be black, real niggas what!
One.
Headphones. Big ass headphones by Phillips. So you can hear the music, and ignore the parent telling you to take the trash out.
Yo, If you at that motherfucking Gym you can’t roll out like my little nigga Arnold Jackson from the introduction of Diff’rent Strokes.. You gotta come out with that discreetness nah mean?
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I walk into the gym with an AK in one hand, my 4 foot dick in the other and twenty grenades slung around my waist. So it don’t motherfucking matter which earphones I’m wearin’, nah mean?
Suspect:
nigga you clownin.. but for serious, you can’t be pushin up no benchpress when you got them goofy ass bose headsets on your motherfuckin head. that in ear shit the only way to go cause them you could be like you doin what the fuck you want to do while them white motherfuckers is talkin to they selves about how delicious cappucino is or whatever the fuck.. and the best part is.. you ain’t got to hear that bullshit.
Any damn way, one that my nigga Kevslider.
yea for mothafucking serious fuck them big ass sobe earphones. i tell you who be wearing them things since they aint been on the streets since Sony cassette players and them ghettoblasters. the only peoples who still wear them gigantic fucking thangs is the shaggy haired white boys in trucker hats who tryna look all retro hip and urban and shit. ill take earbuds any day of the motherfucking week as long as they aint white. because if they white you might as well wear a sign on yo back that says rob my dumb ass. or a sign that says “I wish i was white”
The gyms I go to ain’t got no white ass motherfuckers around talkin bout cappuccino or whatever the fuck it is that white ass motherfuckers talk about apart from fucking their mothers, that is. And who does benchpresses in the gym, huh? I go on the treadmill, stare at the ladies, get on that Alice-In-Wonderland bicycle and then stare at the ladies, then just shut up and stare at the ladies. Then take a shower and stare at ladies. So as long as whatever earphones I’m wearin don’t get in front of my eyes, nigga they can be the size of gonorrhea infected testicles for all I care.
“Stick these in your mother fucking head.”
Now that is an attention grabber, the future of advertising campaigns!!!
I say buy order some cheap ass head phones from China, put the Niggaknow.com logo and this catchphrase on it and ebay the shit off!!! It’d sell faster then Big Eddie Ed working on his drawing (we’re still waiting).
I’ve got to jam that 2pac or Eazy mofuckin’ E when I’m getting these 16 3/4in guns BLAZIN’ at the gym….
ya feel me?
What the fuck is an earbud???
@kheymywhatever: an earbud is that little stick you buy from Johnson & Johnson to clean yo’ dirty ear and, ah, other body cavities that you gonna be showin’ other people over them next 24 hours.
Haha! Even I know what an earbud is!!
Earbuds is just like anything else.. if the shit works well and it ain’t white - then its worth a shit.. otherfuckingwise its some bitch-made ass bullshit.
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I sweat too much when I work out to have anything on in or near my head.
*sigh*
I don’t do no fucking workout. The only time I’ll ever run is for my life, an’ if I got my nine or my K, I’m straight. Feel me?
yea you one of them niggas who be doing they workouts on the monkeybars in the park?
Nigga say WHAAAAAAAAAAAA?
Nah nigga, I don’t do no fuckin workout. I’m a Notorious BIG mo’fucka, dig it?