Laguna Beach Got a Video Game
White motherfuckers been pretending they dwarfs and killing all kinds of motherfucking dragons for days. That shit is old motherfucking news. I mean, everybody know that a pasty-face like pretending that they some shit that they ain’t never gonna be, like a wizard or a motherfucking elf, or a white rapper that don’t start his shit with “and I’m here to say” in the first line. Well, now all you white motherfuckers got something else you could pretend to be. Introducing MTV’s Virtual Laguna Beach.
This is basically an opportunity for all you motherfucking shut-in white people to stop playing around like you a god damn Viking, and start acting like you a faggot ass pastel polo shirt wearing white motherfucker that live near the beach and don’t gotta pay to get they dick sucked. Yeah, the subject matter is faggy as all get out, but if you gotta be white and you gotta pretend you something else, why not pretend that you somebody that ain’t greasy in a motherfucking basement? I mean, fuck a Sim and fuck them Orcs too.
Oh and believe a nigga: this shit is not motherfucking fake. They actually beta testing this game right the fuck now and you could even play it for free. You could sign up and pick what the fuck you wanna look like, which is fine if you ain’t black. I mean, any goddamn game that you gotta pick what the fuck you look like got like 50,000 variations of white motherfuckers, 30 sleepyheads, and 2 shitty ass black dudes.
That’s how the fuck it is in every motherfucking game… Except Tiger Woods golf. That nigga probably got it in his motherfucking endorsement contract that you gotta accurately represent a minority because he all frustrated trying to find a motherfucker that looks like him. I mean, it ain’t easy to do it if you Black, but if you got a little Sleepyhead stirred the fuck into your Black, that’s gotta be frustrating as a motherfucker.
Any damn way, until I could roll up strapped looking like my nigga CJ from San Andreas and smash that bitch Kristin Cavalleri, I’m gonna sit the fuck out. Holla at a nigga when they get real with this bullshit. One.
believe dat I would use the “accomodator” on Kristin Cavalleri with a quickness….
ya feel me?
White motherfuckers be takin it to a new level of bullshit. That MTV shit is messed the fuck up, where that nigga Osama at when ya need him?
This the kind of bullshit make me proud to be a nigga. Them gay-ass white motherfuckers always gotta be pretending to be some faggot-ass mystical fool. The fuck do them motherfuckers not understand about keep it real?
Oh please! You gonna roll your 20-sided dice at me, motherfucker? I’ma lay your lame ass out with a right motherfucking cross! And that’s word! Gotdamn silly-ass motherfuckers.
white people got a guilt so motherfucking strong that they can’t even stand being white. that’s why these white motherfuckers be playing with them pvc pipes in the park and having duels and shit.
one.
RE: Tiger Woods 06 -
I spent 40 minutes making sure my eyebrows, cheekbones, and skin tone was right before I stepped back and realized that it ain’t gonna make my scores any better.
Also, apparently I have no idea what the fuck I look like.
muk:
I got tired of fucking with them settings, so I just turn my damn self into a indian motherfucker named pradeep.
I only played one non-sports game where you got real settings to make a black character. It ain’t online or nothin, but it’s onna’ them goblin-killin fantasy games called ‘Oblivion’. First character I made was a ‘fro-sportin, baggy-pant wearin “redguard” (read: true black motherfucker) named Hakim (I figured he was muslim, black panther type). I didn’t bother with magic or swords or none o that, I just beat the shit out of everyone with my fists. Did alright but the game never really caught my attention for long periods of time… they make you doo too much imaginary shit like pick virtual flowers or kill orcs or goblins or some shit in a cave that looks exactly like the last cave you was in. Mainly I just jacked someone’s horse and traveled the countryside knockin teeth out.
Yeah, but the nude scenes are cool.
Motherfuckin texas rainmaker! Who the fuck is this punk bitch that be spammin that bullshit all over the innanets? Im’a have to lay that bitch out! Haymaker motherfucker, what.
anonymous:
You keep spamming that shit and you don’t link a motherfucker back? That’s some cold shit nigga.
I got tired of fucking with them settings, so I just turn my damn self into a indian motherfucker named pradeep.
That shit just made me think of Big Ed and Deepak starring together in a buddy cop action-comedy.
Or maybe I need another cup of coffee.
I love the white breezies!
braptptptptptptptpttttt!!!! glock fo life white bitchez!!! i’m fo real dog…. in fact, fo sheezie… glock muh-fukaaaa!!!!! brapppttpptptt!!! brapptptptptttt! 50-cent wut!
shit be looking like michael jackson up in this piece. damn i be proud to be a nigga like dat foo kamua cambon or wuteva da fuk his nam be. whit peeps be dum bitchs makin us blak peeps owt to be dum or sumthing. best beleev im smarter then thos whit fukkrs any days.
Pradeep! Yo, I’ll play you online for 2 samosas a hole.
What! what?
Deuchebags - white guy slang for SHUT THE FUCK UP SPITTIN SHIT ABOUT A DAMN VIDEO GAME YOU DUMBASSES
You spelled douchebag wrong. Tech savvy peoples of all colors know that free Google Toolbar got spell check.
You dumb ass nigga…google toolbar be jacking yo’ system resources fool!
yes, laguna beach is totally gay. but what’s up with those faggot ass Wayans Brothers and mother fuckers like Martin and Eddie Murphy, always putting on fat suits and chick costumes for a shitty ass paycheck?
At the end of the day, at least we’d all nail Kristin Cavalleri and some of her friends (in all different directions). But who the fuck wants one of the mentioned “actors” in their chick costumes?
-Scrawny ass white boy and his sleepyhead companion.
Hey you cowardly anonymous motherfucker, you missin the point entirely here. Yeah, that Cavalleri breezy might be fuckable but she ain’t gonna say word one to your pimply face just because you a ‘fan’ or some shit. She ain’t fuckin her audience so your argument is null. I bet she’d rather have a real man give it to her even if he didn’t even know she was on some MTV stupid-white-emo-sissies show.
how da fuck deez borin azz white folkz become celebz…. those bitches look good but they would look betta in a porno. this show is sum str8 up bullshyt .. i can come up wit a betta show tapin in da hood . all this fake ass shyt on tv now dayz.. they need to take there mothafuckin cameraz to da hood n show sum real shyt . id rather see sum crackheadz smokin crack n trippin out. thatz entertainment nigga
We all know the only guys that Kristin bitch is gonna get with are some rich ass republican “white motherfucker” frat boys. You and I are gonna have to sit this one out regardless whether you or I like it or not. In the meantime, it’s myspace breezies for all. You still haven’t given me an answer for those eddie murphy and wayans brothers mother fuckers. Chalk it up to another one lost to the white man’s cause?
-Scrawny and Sleepy
p.s. tefl0n is white.
p.s u got me fucked up . stupid mothafucka
How the fuck you gonna link shit and not link back nigga?
god get a life guys the slave movement was like hmm.. years ago? jews had it 100000000 times worse:) Stop feeling sorry for yourseves and move into THIS century mk?
definitions belong to the definers, not the defined. all yall keep callin yourself “nigga”, and no matter how “pro-black” “ethnocentric” or militant you are, you will belong to the “white” man that you hate most.
peace
-jordhanna in toronto
Hey dumfucks. Sorry that some white people aren’t “keeping it real”, like you badass ballers. I guess we should pretend like were rappers and buy a 1980 piece of shit for $10 and then spend $2,000 on rims for the shit. Who cares if some dumb whitefuck wants to be gandolf and run around with dwarves. Would it be better if he pretended like he was a thug and had maddd “cake”.
u swear a lot your mama should smack your face right up tht block
All those online games can suck my balls.
GTA is where it as I be still playing San Andreas untill GTA 4 comes out.
Like Driving? Got that covered. Wanna shoot people? Its there. Wanna Rob places? Its all there baby. This games got it all plus you can fly around and shit.
I wanna here what TLRNY has to say about GTA 4 as its moddeled on New York.
Pastey Face White boy give you props keep it real!