Comments on: Laguna Beach Got a Video Game

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 22:54:00 +0000

believe dat I would use the “accomodator” on Kristin Cavalleri with a quickness….

ya feel me?

By: Woozie

Woozie — Thu, 28 Sep 2006 01:57:00 +0000

White motherfuckers be takin it to a new level of bullshit. That MTV shit is messed the fuck up, where that nigga Osama at when ya need him?

By: Gadfly

Gadfly — Thu, 28 Sep 2006 14:20:00 +0000

This the kind of bullshit make me proud to be a nigga. Them gay-ass white motherfuckers always gotta be pretending to be some faggot-ass mystical fool. The fuck do them motherfuckers not understand about keep it real?

Oh please! You gonna roll your 20-sided dice at me, motherfucker? I’ma lay your lame ass out with a right motherfucking cross! And that’s word! Gotdamn silly-ass motherfuckers.

By: Big Eddie Ed

Big Eddie Ed — Thu, 28 Sep 2006 14:32:00 +0000

white people got a guilt so motherfucking strong that they can’t even stand being white. that’s why these white motherfuckers be playing with them pvc pipes in the park and having duels and shit.

one.

By: Muk

Muk — Thu, 28 Sep 2006 14:41:00 +0000

RE: Tiger Woods 06 -

I spent 40 minutes making sure my eyebrows, cheekbones, and skin tone was right before I stepped back and realized that it ain't gonna make my scores any better.

Also, apparently I have no idea what the fuck I look like.

By: Big Eddie Ed

Big Eddie Ed — Thu, 28 Sep 2006 14:48:00 +0000

muk:

I got tired of fucking with them settings, so I just turn my damn self into a indian motherfucker named pradeep.

By: Tallest Blue

Tallest Blue — Thu, 28 Sep 2006 16:05:00 +0000

I only played one non-sports game where you got real settings to make a black character. It ain’t online or nothin, but it’s onna’ them goblin-killin fantasy games called ‘Oblivion’. First character I made was a ‘fro-sportin, baggy-pant wearin “redguard” (read: true black motherfucker) named Hakim (I figured he was muslim, black panther type). I didn’t bother with magic or swords or none o that, I just beat the shit out of everyone with my fists. Did alright but the game never really caught my attention for long periods of time… they make you doo too much imaginary shit like pick virtual flowers or kill orcs or goblins or some shit in a cave that looks exactly like the last cave you was in. Mainly I just jacked someone’s horse and traveled the countryside knockin teeth out.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 28 Sep 2006 18:59:00 +0000

Yeah, but the nude scenes are cool.

By: Woozie

Woozie — Thu, 28 Sep 2006 19:26:00 +0000

Motherfuckin texas rainmaker! Who the fuck is this punk bitch that be spammin that bullshit all over the innanets? Im’a have to lay that bitch out! Haymaker motherfucker, what.

By: Big Eddie Ed

Big Eddie Ed — Thu, 28 Sep 2006 19:33:00 +0000

anonymous:

You keep spamming that shit and you don’t link a motherfucker back? That’s some cold shit nigga.

By: Gadfly

Gadfly — Thu, 28 Sep 2006 19:51:00 +0000

I got tired of fucking with them settings, so I just turn my damn self into a indian motherfucker named pradeep.

That shit just made me think of Big Ed and Deepak starring together in a buddy cop action-comedy.

Or maybe I need another cup of coffee.

By: Ayman

Ayman — Thu, 28 Sep 2006 22:18:00 +0000

I love the white breezies!

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 29 Sep 2006 01:25:00 +0000

braptptptptptptptpttttt!!!! glock fo life white bitchez!!! i’m fo real dog…. in fact, fo sheezie… glock muh-fukaaaa!!!!! brapppttpptptt!!! brapptptptptttt! 50-cent wut!

By: tyrone nigga

tyrone nigga — Fri, 29 Sep 2006 10:50:00 +0000

shit be looking like michael jackson up in this piece. damn i be proud to be a nigga like dat foo kamua cambon or wuteva da fuk his nam be. whit peeps be dum bitchs makin us blak peeps owt to be dum or sumthing. best beleev im smarter then thos whit fukkrs any days.

By: Muk

Muk — Fri, 29 Sep 2006 15:05:00 +0000

Pradeep! Yo, I’ll play you online for 2 samosas a hole.

By: Gadfly

Gadfly — Fri, 29 Sep 2006 19:07:00 +0000

What! what?

By: Justin

Justin — Sat, 30 Sep 2006 08:18:00 +0000

Deuchebags - white guy slang for SHUT THE FUCK UP SPITTIN SHIT ABOUT A DAMN VIDEO GAME YOU DUMBASSES

By: Woozie

Woozie — Sat, 30 Sep 2006 17:22:00 +0000

You spelled douchebag wrong. Tech savvy peoples of all colors know that free Google Toolbar got spell check.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sun, 01 Oct 2006 07:45:00 +0000

You dumb ass nigga…google toolbar be jacking yo’ system resources fool!

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sun, 01 Oct 2006 10:17:00 +0000

yes, laguna beach is totally gay. but what’s up with those faggot ass Wayans Brothers and mother fuckers like Martin and Eddie Murphy, always putting on fat suits and chick costumes for a shitty ass paycheck?

At the end of the day, at least we’d all nail Kristin Cavalleri and some of her friends (in all different directions). But who the fuck wants one of the mentioned “actors” in their chick costumes?

-Scrawny ass white boy and his sleepyhead companion.

By: Tallest Blue

Tallest Blue — Sun, 01 Oct 2006 16:36:00 +0000

Hey you cowardly anonymous motherfucker, you missin the point entirely here. Yeah, that Cavalleri breezy might be fuckable but she ain’t gonna say word one to your pimply face just because you a ‘fan’ or some shit. She ain’t fuckin her audience so your argument is null. I bet she’d rather have a real man give it to her even if he didn’t even know she was on some MTV stupid-white-emo-sissies show.

By: tefl0n

tefl0n — Sun, 01 Oct 2006 18:55:00 +0000

how da fuck deez borin azz white folkz become celebz…. those bitches look good but they would look betta in a porno. this show is sum str8 up bullshyt .. i can come up wit a betta show tapin in da hood . all this fake ass shyt on tv now dayz.. they need to take there mothafuckin cameraz to da hood n show sum real shyt . id rather see sum crackheadz smokin crack n trippin out. thatz entertainment nigga

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sun, 01 Oct 2006 19:25:00 +0000

We all know the only guys that Kristin bitch is gonna get with are some rich ass republican “white motherfucker” frat boys. You and I are gonna have to sit this one out regardless whether you or I like it or not. In the meantime, it’s myspace breezies for all. You still haven’t given me an answer for those eddie murphy and wayans brothers mother fuckers. Chalk it up to another one lost to the white man’s cause?

-Scrawny and Sleepy

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sun, 01 Oct 2006 19:27:00 +0000

p.s. tefl0n is white.

By: tefl0ntx

tefl0ntx — Sun, 01 Oct 2006 20:40:00 +0000

p.s u got me fucked up . stupid mothafucka

By: Big Eddie Ed

Big Eddie Ed — Mon, 02 Oct 2006 02:15:00 +0000

How the fuck you gonna link shit and not link back nigga?

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sun, 22 Oct 2006 14:20:00 +0000

god get a life guys the slave movement was like hmm.. years ago? jews had it 100000000 times worse:) Stop feeling sorry for yourseves and move into THIS century mk?

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sun, 26 Nov 2006 15:09:00 +0000

definitions belong to the definers, not the defined. all yall keep callin yourself “nigga”, and no matter how “pro-black” “ethnocentric” or militant you are, you will belong to the “white” man that you hate most.

peace

-jordhanna in toronto

By: Whitey

Whitey — Sat, 30 Dec 2006 17:41:00 +0000

Hey dumfucks. Sorry that some white people aren’t “keeping it real”, like you badass ballers. I guess we should pretend like were rappers and buy a 1980 piece of shit for $10 and then spend $2,000 on rims for the shit. Who cares if some dumb whitefuck wants to be gandolf and run around with dwarves. Would it be better if he pretended like he was a thug and had maddd “cake”.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 21 Mar 2007 23:49:00 +0000

u swear a lot your mama should smack your face right up tht block

By: Trip Maverick

Trip Maverick — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 09:00:13 +0000

All those online games can suck my balls.

GTA is where it as I be still playing San Andreas untill GTA 4 comes out.

Like Driving? Got that covered. Wanna shoot people? Its there. Wanna Rob places? Its all there baby. This games got it all plus you can fly around and shit.

I wanna here what TLRNY has to say about GTA 4 as its moddeled on New York.

Pastey Face White boy give you props keep it real!