More shit about white technology. Same faggot ass bullshit.
What is really motherfucking goodie all youse loyal ass niggaknow niggas, you know who the fuck it is. Now I been taking care of shit like I’m that white motherfucker Mike Rowe on the Discovery Channel nigga, and yeah I flip to that shit when I aint watching Isiah Thomas take a motherfucking chain to the Knicks franchise, or listening to another faggot on the steps of the Idaho courthouse lying about what he gonna do with this fucking country when he scribbling in the oval office. So i been shying away from talking about technology let alone motherfucking anything and leaving you niggas waiting.
Now its been a motherfucking minute since i copped some technological grip or even thought about grabbing one of them shits when i was passing one of them Ay-rab run electronics bodegas they got all over Times square, where they is pushing them overpriced refurbished goods on obese red faced motherfuckers named Llewelyn from South Dakota, or some Hiroshi Toshi Katakashi samurai niggas and they twelve friends who feel like they gonna fucking die if they don’t take a fucking photo of the Empire State Building from the same angle that forty-five million other Lo Pai Wang oriental niggas done did the other day. But that don’t mean this nigga ignoring technology like peoples ignoring the fact that Obama used to be all about the fucking snow.
I know you faggots been using this Myspace and Facebook shit hoping to holla at that 14 year old columbian bitch that live up your block cuz you think like she look like she 24. These shits is so popular that both that irrelevant Tom nigga and that Hebrew Zuckerberg motherfucker can’t swing they dick without hitting a stack. Then theres that youtube shit which also bought a dumptruck full of pussy for whatever skinny, white as snow, woody allen looking bitch niggas invented that shit. So of course there gonna be some cheap motherfucking spin offs, like them Monster drinks or that movie Elektra. I seen that shit on Canal and some sleepyheads was asking for 4 dollars for that bullshit. These niggas is always chasing the paper even more than them african niggas with they yellow eyes. Any fucking way I been getting emails and shit from motherfucking white niggas in they late 20s who trying to act all sincere yet laid back and hip and shit (JUST like that faggot Justing Long from them Mac commercials) trying to get me to sign the fuck up with they faggot web sites. So here’s what TLRNY thinks about that fucking shit.
Here’s one: Yuwie.com. What the fuck is Yuwie? Click here to find the fuck out and spy a grade A faggot verging on middle age trying to cash the fuck in on the innanet socializing faggotry craze. Who the fuck this nigga think he is? He acting all casual and shit, got his sweaty ass palms all tucked into his acid washes and he rocking back and forth like he know what the fuck it like to be 16 years old in the last twenty years. Fuck up outta here nigga you ain’t selling me shit, you fucking slack jawed, buck toothed, receding hair lined, fucked up shaped head having, rapist looking white nigga .
But what the fuck Yuwie do? Fuck you nigga, I dont fucking know. I watched that bullshit for about 30 seconds before I said “this shit retarded” and turned RAW on, cuz that shit be even LESS retarded than this faggot bullshit. Apparently this nigga - who needs to get a real job -gonna pay me to use his site? Yeah, he better fucking do that cuz there no fucking way in hell that a nigga gonna use a site that look like he gonna get pop ups any second of midget niggas fucking grandmas. This site is fucking ugly, b. Who the fuck they got to they web publishing? Some 40 year old white niggas that think they know HTML cuz they designed the patrick stewart fan club geocities page back in 1996 when they was 30 years old and still virgins? Nigga it looks like you got day laborers doing your design work. Cut this shit out. Fuck Yuwie.
Fuckkkk that shit nigg-uh!!!
..and another one bites the motherfuckin dust…good shit nigga…
AN
Missed these articles my nigga. Stay dropping knowledge.
That was the dumbest fucking article I have read! You are stupid for even writing it.
If I came to this website for the first time and saw this article I don’t think I’d ever come back.
TLRNY, you always been the man. You was the nigga that kept me coming back to this muhfuckin site nahmean??
It’s good to see you put something up finally. I’ve been missin yah, but at least we have had American N1gga to help us along. Also Big Eddie Ed been on the roll too.
Man I’m feeling yah on this Yuwie shit…just by you describing it I didn’t even want to go to that mother fuckin site….but I clicked on the mother fucker by accident….I think just by seeing that stupid fuck rock back and forth on his heels that I got stupider….
I can’t front…homie needs to swing by more often…the 3 of us are a team that keeps it niggerish from all angles you dig?…and ill pull that shit up at work on some honkeys comp and walk away…these niggas are so oblivious to shit..he gonna think HE did it and sign up “like he was about to”
Facebook is for some motherfucking bitches.. Stay tuned for Blackfacebook my niggas.
-1-
Eat a fucking dick
Man I hate all of those places like myspace and Facebook and all that…Xanga another bitch too.
My nigga, finally back.
Yeah, my niggas, fuck facebook and myspace, and everything else these niggas trying to make you sign up for. I mean, sheeeet, mothafuckas been hasslin me to sign up, like “Oh John why don’t you have that shit? You need to network with some niggas!”
And I’m like “Naa joe. Fuck ya’ll niggas.”
-John Dane
Hey now, I like my fucking faded jeans.
Also, what is the surge of white people here? We don’t want you here. By we, I mean they. They don’t want you here.
It’s like I always say, “if you’re white- that’s alright”.
are you smurf ass niggas on acid. that article was mad ass b. this nigga is hating on other niggas cause theyre on the grind. that shit is not hot. that nigga is just hating
TLRNY does this shit up again.
If this shit wasn’t so fuckin funny smart and poinient. I’d have to find and kill you for being such and anti-white hate fucker.
truth
I didn’t read this.
It’s all just bee bops and clicks to me.
~The White People
damn my nigga you kilt it. eyo i would like to put a request. Please more articles on white yuppie nigga wit they fucking capuchino machines. them niggas is a gold mine, not that you don’t already know. One.
Ah shit, nigga! It’s not often that innanets shit literally makes me laugh out loud, but you Goddamn near had me rolling, LRNY!
“or some Hiroshi Toshi Katakashi samurai niggas and they twelve friends who feel like they gonna fucking die if they don’t take a fucking photo of the Empire State Building from the same angle that forty-five million other Lo Pai Wang oriental niggas done did the other day”
And that was just the first one!
Well motherfucking done!
He do be right about Asians takin pictures of the same shit over and over and over. Here in Chicago I seen some sleepyheads takin a picture of an alley that didn’t have anything out of the usual about, and they was jumping up and down happy after the picture was done….strange shit those mother fuckers, but I guess if it gets they toothpicks hard and they pussies wet I can’t say much about it except for how fuckin weird it is.
TLRNY is the reason I come to this site!
I feel yah on that, but I like the othes as well. Not to mention I like the commenters up in here too.
Good shit as M.Fuckin usual.
The real shit is bout them technologies though.
It’s about time someone dropped some hate on that (piece of shit grip) ipod Touch.
“some Hiroshi Toshi Katakashi samurai niggas and they twelve friends who feel like they gonna fucking die if they don’t take a fucking photo of the Empire State Building from the same angle that forty-five million other Lo Pai Wang oriental niggas done did the other day.”
Off the charts!
ARF ARF!!! Grrrrrrr…
The Samurai nigga talk made me chuckle. I didn’t really laugh until I saw DMX and his ARF ARF!!! Grrrrrr . . .
All of you smurf ass niggas who like this article need to take your asses back to fucking grade school. cause that nigga is a hatter.
“Smurf ass niggas”…lol joe…lo fuckin l…
-John Dane
Thank you John Dane, i really appreciater that
i meant to say appreciate
my bad
I have to admit “smurf ass niggas” is rather hilarious.
Hold on…
They payin niggas to get on yuwie? this shit for real?
That’s because yuwie is dookie, plain and simple.
I never heard of this site. I’ve had a myspace page since the crap started and I still figured out what to do with it.
I fuckin hate sleepyheads, and I damn well want to commit genocide on all of them right now. No I’m not going into why, but since this thread was bustin on some sleepyheads, I felt since I ain’t got no where else to mother fuckin vent, this be the best damn mother fuckin place.
Aaron, you know you wrong for saying some bullshit like that. Come on, nigga. You better than that.
-John Dane
how many fucking posts i gotta do about hipster ass faggot Betty White niggas named Brody? fuck yeah nigga ill do another one, that shit my FAVORITE topic.
Feel free to use the term “smurf ass niggas.” Im glad that so many of you are so enthused by the word. Holla for a Dolla nigga!!
You gotta point Dane. I was just venting. Stupid ass sleepyheaded nigga fucked my car up by hittin my ass. He aint had no license or insurance. I ain’t got no car anymore because he tore my shit up. This ain’t the first time I heard of this sleepyheaded problem where these niggas ain’t got no damn license or insurance thinking they can drive like they do back home. I don’t want them all dead, I just want this one dead.
damn black folks must be lazy…. update ur damn blog its been 10 days. unless u got a job…. oh wait what am i saying.
You guys have some serious fucking explaining to do with the new Soulja boy video. Why do you let these things happen? Defend your image!
What there’s a new one??
Damn, I’m turning the radio off for the next month or 2.
Aaron, if you thought his first song was bad, then flat out throw the motherfucking radio in front of a bus. Game’s over buddy, we’ve just hit rock bottom. I would like to formally pronounce the next 6 months “The Great Music Depression”. And yeah, it’s that serious.
This mean it’s time to pull the old busta rhymes and wu tang CD’s out, cuz damn music is shit these days….
It’s worse than that, it means you are going to start pulling out some old bad boy CD’s back when the lox were down with puff. Holla for a Dolla
-Joe G
Nigga, I’m straight up going old school with some Grand Master Flash at the moment. There is just something haunting about that song White Lines, I can’t get it out of my head half the time anyway, so I am listening to it now.
LOL my nigga. Holla for a dolla!!
Joe, you owe me like…..five bones, my nigga. I holla’d atcho smurf ass like five or six times by now.
-John Dane
John Dane, i got you smurf….cash or credit?
Holla for a dolla
-Joe G
Niggers are animals; leeches. Everywhere they are they bring violence, poverty, destruction. Once they shit on all, they move on to destroy another place. Thanks god niggers are being exterminated by millions by AIDS and hunger.
When all you nigga bitches are done suckin each others dicks and fuckin each otha in de ass, make sure ya leave enuff room for me and yo boy Obamya!
hey Niggas! As long as it looks pritty and smell pritty it mus be pritty right? I get it now! yal don’t when whity fuckin ya in de ass, so yal voted in Obama! LOL! Nice job! Affirmative action, go niggas!
yal niggas can keep da hope and change and I’ll keep my glok and bust a anotha hole in yo nigga ass!