Motorola Getting Desperate: The MOTO Z10
Motorola been doing any motherfucking thing they can to try to get back the ground they been losing since Sleepyheads decided they ain’t trying to be the last motherfuckers gripping a RAZR. Koreans been flocking to the iPhone like it wasn’t nothing, leaving all that Motorola bullshit strapped into those motherfucking utility belts Indian motherfuckers been clicking all they jacks and mp3 grips into.
I mean, Motorola was on they motherfucking game with that RAZR for a minute - Even white kids been carrying that motherfucker, snapping them snaps, shooting off texts to they one black friend they family approve of who using that nigga nextel (Boost Mobile), but they they got greedy and kept on dropping some faggot ass jacks, playing them like they the next level, but I can’t even tell you the name of one nigga that is willing to admit he shouts at bitches on a KRAZR, a RIZR, or a ROKR.
Well, now Motorola got some new shit. Its the brand motherfucking new Moto Z10 handset, and I’m sitting here wondering just what the fuck kind of motherfucking janitorial chemicals these sleepyheads been inhaling, dreaming up this bullshit. It ain’t enough for Motorola to put out a motherfucking jack that lets a nigga keep a bitch in line or get at them round the way cats, no. In addition to texts, pictures, music, and all that jack-standard shit we come to love - this motherfucking grip got autofocus on the camera and also acts like a mobile film studio, letting niggas shoot high quality video and create a full storyboard with a motherfucking soundtrack, commentary, and visual effects.
Either the shit work perfect and Hollywood bout to fire about a hundred niggas or this shit bugged as fuck and YouTube about to be filled with 500% more fucked up videos of queer niggas c-walking while listening to mix tapes. That shit is exhaustion, for serious. I mean, Motorola trying to go overboard with features and they probably gonna bedazzle a few niggas with this shit, but word of mouth ain’t gonna spread to no one but them tryna be Spike Lee niggas.
The Moto Z10 got a 3.2 megapixel camera with that autofocus, 8x digital zoom, flash, and 30 FPS QVGA video. If you don’t already know, this mean your mans still gonna be able to send you snaps of scared white people from the train, but now you gonna feel like you there from watching that nigga’s full motion video. Even though your grandmama got 3.2 megapixels on her camera from 2002, its whatever. That is top of the motherfucking line for a jack right now and that auto focus shit is becoming a must have, my niggas.
Honestly, this shit LOOK bedazzled. The specs got me ready to drop LG and roll with Moto, but I can’t be convinced yet. These are some lofty ass claims coming from these sleepyheads, so until NiggaKnow get a hands on, I got to pass.
Their new NEXTEL phone sucks ass to. I’m sure it’s coming to Boost Mobile any day.
The problem with most of the new shit is that it look like its gonna be the hottest but the software eat shit, or the motherfucking design fucked up, or features don’t work. If the sleepyheads so motherfucking advanced then why the fuck they got to resort to this video studio bullshit to get niggas to even eye they phone?
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I dunno, Big Ed. I still ain’t met any niggas with iPhones. But I know plenty niggas with Motorolas. I gots me one myself.
-John Dane
LG nigga. LG.
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N95 for ever
Nokia is the best
B.E.E:
I’m getting a new phone soon and I’ve been considering getting an LG. My only real problem with it is that the space key is on the bottom right instead of below the letters like a regular ass keyboard. Do you get used to that? I’m lookin at the Voyager right now though and even though it has that side-spacebar, it does look a lot more slick in plain black than the enV with its failed attempt at an black-orange-gray-green-red color scheme.
ben:
I ain’t convinced carrying around some motherfucking soon to be scrubby looking, motherfucking peepshow glass looking touchscreen jack is the way to go - but at least that Voyager got the full keys too and don’t worry bout the motherfucking spacebar my dude. You get used to that shit. Its better than T9 its better than any shit on that faggot iPhone and the sleepyheads be typing 148 words per minute with no mistakes except for when them motherfuckers ain’t know the right word to use.
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LG? BigEddieEd are you out of your fucking mind? LG can’t make shit! They tried making an LG laptop and that was crap… LG should just stick to making fridges.
Sony Ericsson all the way!
Dotsson:
First off, what’s good my nigga? Long motherfucking time. Any damn way, you got to know by now I get new jacks more often than a lot of you niggas change your motherfucking socks and for right now I’m a LG nigga. The shit DO crash though every now and then while taking them snaps, so you probably got a motherfucking point, but whatever nigga.
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I don’t know ya’ll the Razr2 be lookin kinda aight. I mean they even got a luxury edition, they I’m aching to get my hands on just to snatch out someone’s hands. Shit got gold on it for real.
Anyway the Razr2 be seemin kinda nice. It ain’t got all that super stupid touch screen shit, but it do function well. If you ask me it looks like T Mobile got the right one just cuz it running on Linux and shit. Then again that just my opinion though. I know lots of other niggas that ain’t happy with T mobile’s version, it ok though. When I get my new phone in July it either gonna be the Razr 2 or that Nokia 6263.
Remember I’m from Chicago my niggas, and T Mobile work best up in this mother fucker. Sure it gotta pink logo like a gay dude’s shirt, but damn it ain’t like that Nextel shit that don’t be workin half the time over here in Chicagoland anyway. Seriously I hate that Sprint company shit…
Now as for the other Motorola phones, yeah they just kinda stupid with those other variations of the Razr anyay….who the fuck want a Krazr anyhow???
Fuck those skinny assed phones,budget busting mufucka like me got a Cricket!
well, I could give a fuck either way..cause I’m a nigga cursed with 3 different providers..(BULLSprint, GayT&T & T-Homo)….for work, myself and “…”, and i wont front, i own an iphone..(cause i got a hefty fiend discount)…i wont front…i dont whip the shit out to get directions and i damn sure dont have Macy Gray wolf lookin ass howling on my shit…but to me, its a good combination of networking and cursin niggas out AND listening to inspirational music for my KN writings (Styles P, Sigel etc)..since im in the hood like that..its cool to jot down the shit i see…
As far as that Homorola bullshit…all they gotta do is put some super camera functions and a mothafuckin You Tube and Myspace button on it, and it dont matter if the shit comes in lavender, stupid niggas gonna buy it…i cant wait to see some dumb ass pastyface thinking hes Brett Ratner tapin Chad jumpin out a movin Dodge Stratus onto a road full of tacks and flaming tires and shit..
Dear Big Eddie Ed
I got a motherfucking problem
My house full of shit! I got a TRS80, a Commodore64, piles of floppy disks, a VIC20, a 386PC that I paid $5,800 goddamn dollars for in 199-fucking-3, half a dozen other towers, ZIP drives with stack of motherfucking ZIP disks as high as your motherfucking head … assorted cell phones, gameboys, headsets, boxes of cabling, headsets and chargers and shit that I don’t even know what the fuck goes too …. and I gotta ax ya …
Where can I get me one of them Moto Z10s at?
Gadfly, you need to take some of that old shit and put that shit up in the Smithsonian or whatever that shit called….damn you still got a Commodore64?? When I was younger the only time I got to play that was when I was hanging out with my cousin, and we’d go to one of his white friend’s house….that shit was for real back then, and I still would love to play that shit again too.
Ayo Ed, you thought Tree Nigga was crazy? Look at this shit I found on MSNBC.
Here’s a longer, more detailed one.
I’m happy for him, actually. I hope the rest of his surgeries go just as well as the first.
-John Dane
John Dane:
God DAMN. That motherfucker look like two mischievous niggas microwaved Yao Ming from the wax museum.. oh my god son, that shit is disgusting.
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Damn, I’m still working a crap Samsung and I think the camera on this trap is 1 megapix. I can’t even clean the photos in photoshop. I have some friends with the IPhone and I have to admit, it’s niiiiiice. Motorola drops the ball every 4 years. They have a large presence in the Chicago area and it is known fact that job there is not likely to last more than a few years.
Damn the most fucked up things be happening to those damn south americans and asians…..shit’s fucked up for sure.
You smurf ass niggas need to get with the sidekick lx. that shit is a fly ass phone. step your game up. you smurf ass niggas
LOL @ joe…
-John Dane
My guy got a sidekick. He say you ain’t had a phone till you had one of them. I’M guessin they got to be good because I know a few other niggas out there that swear by them. Not to mention I met a sleepyhead girl that said she ain’t parting with her sidekick till it just aint workin no more.
Side kicks aint for me, I don’t need all that fancy shit. I just want a phone that got a camera in it, that receives a signal well, and has decent battery life.
well i must be the only nigga with a iphone…when i pull that shit out at the mall niggaz be hatin….foreal shit is coo but i only use it cuz i found that shit….lucky me right…..but seriously nothing is fuckin wit the nokia n95….best phone ever made…..yo dem sidekicks getting real old niggas…time to throw that bullshit away and step ur game up.