MySpace, a place for Niggas?
You been hearing about Myspace for years, so I ain’t gonna waste a motherfucking minute of my valuable time tellin you what the fuck it is, but let me tell you niggas (and white motherfuckers) what you could use this shit for. We gonna cover some simple shit you could do with myspace to get your name out there, get your dick wet, or land your mark ass in the motherfucking penal.
Promotion
You could use myspace for promotion of your band, your music, your comedy, or even your stank ass. If you got something you want some other random ass niggas to cop, then you gotta get a myspace. Let’s say you a white breezie on the chase for some of them top of the food chain niggas - well all you gotta do is set up your own motherfucking account, load up your shit chock full of them skanky ass pictures you been keepin from your parents, and post them blogs so full of shitty lyrics that you could see Aaron Carter leaking right out your motherfucking computer screen.
After you got your shit geared up fly as a motherfucker, you gotta get them friends. The more friends you got, the more exposure you gonna get. Here’s how the fuck you pull that shit off in three easy steps:
1. Log the fuck into Myspace
2. Click browse
3. Send a friend request to every white motherfucker, sleepyheaded motherfucker, nigga, and breezie in a 500 mile radius. Skip them indian motherfuckers, because every indian motherfucker in that myspace can’t speak english, and if they can, they gonna try some bullshit and be tellin you they name is Todd. We know your name aint Todd, nigga. Its some shit we could spell out by sitting on our keyboard with a busted ass jack in our back pocket. Stop trying to get with us niggas and stick to your own cloak of many colors bullshit ass culture. I mean, enough with them indian motherfuckers nigga!
Meeting People
Now that you rolling deep on that myspace, some of yal niggas is gonna be asking, “When the fuck do I get me some of that white pussy?” You gotta relax with that shit for real. Ask me last year and its a different story, but ever since dateline been running weekly specials about them niggas rollin up on that underage ass - a nigga gotta be cautious about meeting them bitches online… and it don’t stop there. Some of them bitches gonna lure a nigga out and make that nigga break himself right outside the apartment in the motherfucking hallway. You think that shit is far-fetched, but check this shit out.
What’s a nigga to do? You either gotta come strapped like my nigga Bokeem Woodbine (Top of the friend food chain till the end, nah mean?) or you gotta do your motherfucking homework for once in your ignorant ass life. Find out about a bitch. Talk to a bitch. You gotta make sure this imaginary online hoe is a real life hoe and not just one of them motherfucking pastey ass white boy scout niggas trying to make coin off a nigga with a taste for white bitches. Also, you gotta make for certain that the bitch is 18 plus. You dont wanna find your ass wandering around a empty kitchen throwin down fresh baked cookies on national TV.
The Horrible Truth
Even if your shit blows up and you become a celebrity… or you find one of them insecure bitches and smash that shit to kingdom motherfucking come… you still helpin a white motherfucker get rich. Remember this when it comes to myspace, no matter how many pedophiles, or hit bands, or lonely fat white suburban cake eating bitches join this shit, that white nigga Tom is gonna be swimming in them Benjamins from all that ad revenue your shady ass pursuits raked the fuck in. Ask yourself this my niggas, is it worth it?
word.
I been meaning to tell motherfuckers to myspace this tech savvy ass nigga:
http://www.myspace.com/niggaknow
holla back.
164 motherfucking friends? Fuck that motherfucking noise. I got like 6 on blogspot and that is sometimes more than a 42 year old white motherfucker want.
That is not keepin things blazin homie!
Fuck a Myspace!
Holla!
I head that! Fuck a myspace son! The day I get a myspace is the day the south rises again, and that’s shit ain’t never goin’ down, nah mean?
woozie:
be easy my young nigga, you gotta realize that sometimes shit is worth it. if i gotta earn that white nigga Tom some loot to get this nigga technology out in the public eye, then a nigga got over on they crack asses.
ayo I stay the fuck away from shit like myspace, you dig. you think you be talking to some eighteen year old bitch with a fine body and a bald ass pussy and suddenly you got some fat white motherfucker peeping in yo window. that, and I dont want to be seen by my moms on CNN with a 40 in each hand in some bitches crib that I thought was 22 when in fact that bitch was 8. I mean, you know i like them young fresh and green with no hair in between, know what i mean, but I got my motherfucking limits, nigga, and that’s 18.
Put up an article about the NKT on wikipedia…and keep puttin that shit up if some fool deletes it!
yo I would fuck Tila Nguyen, nigga! I just looked up her shit on wikipedia, and I would give 4 rocks to bet that that bitch wrote that shit herself, nigga! for real, check that shit out! aint nobody know that much shit about the bitch as herself. now imma find some pictures of her snatch on the internets and rub one out, you feel me
Word up homie!
woozie:
get to work my nigga, get to work:
http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Nigga_Know_Technology&action=edit
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nigga_Know_Technology
YES!
Oh, wait, never mind, some Nazi deleted it.
woozie:
looks like the shit is back up
Bokeem Woodbine. Omar’ll be using that motherfucking handle when he’s out and about and wanting some motherfucking respect! BOKEEM WOODBINE! WHAT!
motherfucking Whitekipedia fucking deleted my shit? ayo shorty pop the trunk and gimme that pump
College-age???
Noooooooooo……….
Damn.
omar:
nigga i’m 30 years old and marv1 is like 25 or some shit.. so yeah we college aged. I think marv1 graduated, but I got a few semesters yet before I’m out in the real motherfucking world again my niggas.
holla at them bright eyed college aged 25-30 tech savvy niggas.
Always keep things blazin!
I hope I don’t disturb the continuity of Tiz’ Nigger Shit with my extremely white avatar but I would like to add some comment to the role, Nigga’. Myspace reminds me of handing out valentine cards in second grade, “Do you like me, check yes or no” That however has not stopped me from creating an account as I try to get as much publicity as I can. Blogs seem to be much better though because the Nigga’s that travel in the blogssphere usually can read, not so with myspace.
Word from a whitey.
Yeah, with myspace you get shit like “lol ur ghey!1!!!!11!!’ and nyukkas that TYPE IN CAPS ALL THE GOD DAMNED TIME and damned leet speak. Now that shit’s fuckin annoying.
And those stupid fucking hearts breezy bitches leave all the time: <3 God damnit!
I have a question for you technology Nigga’s about racism. I have always detested discrimination of any type. My best friend in New Orleans is a 58 year old Plein Air painter and he happens to be black. He’s old enough to remember ridding in the back of the bus. We were talking politics one day and racism came up. He said that people should use the word “Nigger” in news papers where as I think it’s disgusting. So now I live in a world were Nigga’ doesn’t bother me and “Chocolate City” makes me cringe. I have tried to explain it that black people embracing the word Nigger to disarm it to some extent. When I interview rednecks (just one more stereotype in our fuckd’ up world) about the topic it doesn’t seem to hold true though. I will quote a red neck, “Them Niggers call each other Nigga’s, see even they think the’re worthless”
I love Chappell and think he said it best. It goes something like this.
“she’s dating that nigger boy down the street”
“oh no not a nigger”
“no Tommy Nigger”
“oh Tommy Nigger, were rich but they’re nigger Rich.”
So where does your Nigga’ know technology come from? Yours truly, an admiring Cracker.
southside rabbitslayer:
the word nigger has been given way too much motherfucking power, just like the word cunt. You call a white bitch a cunt and all a sudden she acting tough like the whole lillith fair got her back.
however, you go to europe and them irish niggas is saying cunt like that shit is a requirement of breathing.
words is words my nigga.. just how you direct them.
the reason we got the name “nigga know technology” should be plain as motherfucking day, but the story hasn’t been told yet.. lets just say that the name of this site was something someone said about my nigga Marv1.
one yourself, my white nigga and holla back on the regular.
You must be Nigga’ Rich!
Your Honorary White Chocolate NOLA boy! I’m also 63% Irish which qualifies me as a “European Nigger”
Word! Motherfucker.
easy rabbit….easy.
I hear that.
First of all, MySpace should be called MyShitFacedSpace cause most of the people that have a myspace and check it regularly have no friends and masturbate to a fake pic of a girl that is their “friend” on myspace. the day i get a myspace is the day hitler rises from the dead and takes control of the world with madonna.
and the whole thing with the word, “nigga” is pointless. the thing is, white people made the word “Nigger” basically to mean “you piece of shit” so when black people call eachother that, thats what they are saying. “sup nigga” = “sup you piece of shit”. and by saying this, you are giving white, racist people more power for this word.
indiandude2004:
next thing you gonna do is tell me your motherfucking name is Todd or Abraham… nigga please
It’s all about the context man, take for exapmle:
“Go back to Africa, stupid nigger!”- Racist
“What’s up nigga?”- Not Racist
Wiki Etymology - The word Nigger stems from the Latin word Niger, meaning Black.
Nigga’ - a member of a socially disadvantaged class of persons.
Personally I think that we have enough words for the disadvantaged and was shocked when my 58 year old suppressed poor friend thought the word should be used in news papers. I can understand wanting to destroy it’s power by embracing it and changing the meaning to “Friend” Such as “What is up my Nigger.” (white boy accent) However the root of the word means black and it’s usage has up until very recently been offensive. I find it offensive yet enjoy ya’ll nigga’s. I just don’t think trying to disarm the word is working as I have had a great deal of experience with ignorant racist mother fuckers. My last girl friend was black and I received racism from both sides white and black. My Nigga’s down here in the south were pissed a white boy was datin’ a bitch with such beautiful back! You could set your coffee cup up on that junk!
Racism is so twisted in Louisiana. I have a friend that is Japanese. I asked her if she had a hard time in high school being a minority. She said, “Minority, I’m not a minority. I’m white.” We just elected a mayor who is outwardly racist and somehow justify it with our long history of anti-black shit brains in office. What da fuck up with diz’ world?
By the way ayam. The Irish were called “European Niggers” because we were highly discriminated against in early America and the Word! Motherfucker was to be taken as Peace my new Friends. I’m sorry if the context didn’t come through correctly.
big eddie ed:
my name is Dhiren, and i know when indians say that their name is Todd or Greg, they lying. but i like my name and i can speak English
i can understand the context of nigga and nigger, but in general, the word has a power, just not as much as it had before
Big Eddie Ed,
Thought you might be interested in a bit of the thread from Red Tory’s blog last night.
Omar said…
Woozie’s a good kid. Smart. Wigger isn’t really a fair assessment. He plays beyond his years, but then this is the age of the internet. Check out www.niggaknow.com sometime and let me know what you think. Red ain’t a fan.
KEvronius said…
yeah, i’ve been there before. here’s the thing: that particular colloquialism doesn’t translate too well to the written word, because it can read like co-opting (and then, it’s hard to tell if that’s on account of wiggery, which, to me, is a kind of soft racism, or mockery, which would indicate a harder form. i didn’t bother to delve to deeply at the time. so what’s the deal there?
KEvron
Red Tory said…
Omar — It’s an atrocious site. I can’t for the life of me understand what you could possibly see in it. Is the constant repetition of “nigga” and “motherfucker” really necessary? It almost seems like a spoof of some kind.
The Prime Minister of Cambodia, Hun Sen, decided that none of yal cambodians are gonna be allowed to cop them 3G (third generation, you clueless ass white motherfucker) Jacks after his wife yapped in her niggas ear cause the bitch received videos and still snaps of them hoes gettin smashed raw
Pearls of insight from the world of technology courtesy of Big Eddie Ed…
KEvronius said…
“It almost seems like a spoof of some kind. “
that’s what i’m saying. and if so, then…. what?
Omar said…
KEvron,
Its internalized racism for sure, but I don’t consider myself qualified to comment on the rights or wrongs of it. My black, social working partner has some BIG opinions on it and she doesn’t like it at all. To put it mildly. I think, at least with the word nigger, it’s like a take back the night deal, but again I don’t really know. I’m just riding along for the ride. On the back of the motherfucking bus.
yo i signs on this shit at 10:14 am when i get up to the office you dig and i expect some dumb funny shit be written about a new kind of gat that the military be using to buck arabs. now you niggas is using motherfucking proper english and shit? If I wanted to read that shit id just head right the fuck over to the New york public library where the only niggas in there is the rent a cop niggas who check to make sure cracked out niggas dont steal abraham lincolns 150 year old porno mags, you dig. the last thing i want is to be talking to some white peoples. ok imma be easy. 1
Rabbit,
Just make sure you keep it real™ son. I don’t want to have to roll on you my nigga.
Hey The Last Real New Yorker,
Big Eddie Ed can take it upon his own damn self if wants to delete the motherfucking comment. Look, I got an even better motherfucking idea, hows about YOU do maybe more than 1 motherfucking post a month on YOUR blog so us triflin white motherfuckers can comment on your motherfucking brilliance!
That’s “Rabbitslayer” from the Southside.
ayman.
omar:
about that nigga Red.. man, fuck that nigga. I bet he go to Barnes and Noble to sip latte and read them Suze Orman joints.
He don’t like my motherfucking word selection? He don’t wanna see the words nigga and motherfucker? Let me tell you something else that white motherfucker wants to see:
He dont want to see a tech savvy ass nigga like myself write about all that technology that he be talking to his friends about at the yacht club. I don’t want to roll on that nigga, so im gonna one my own damn self right the fuck now.
About The Last Real New Yorker, yal need to get up off that niggas nuts because if he wanna do a update, he gonna do a update. you cant yell at them grapes and expect to be sippin on that sweet ass wine nectar my nigga. patience, yal. patience.
Yo! What’s wit dis Bunnykilla white boy breezin up in here? Fuck dat shit. Where’s my Nine?
I show him “etimology” a’ite
Shit
Keep it hot.
Holla!
NINE???
If you can’t do it with a .22 ya ain’t be disservin’ no motherfuckin’ piece. Personally I think guns are for pussies. The slow cold blade is the only way to release a nigga’ for his painful existence. I’m a blogger, I’ll breeze were ever da’ fuck I want!
Ya ‘erd me?
I had a grammar error in the previous post. I didn’t want the grammar Nazi to git me.
Ey Omar point taken, my nigga. Imma let you in on some shit, tho. Its motherfucking hard writing a motherfucking blog where Im showing pics of mexican niggas saying shit in big liquor store font about wanting to munch on some white bitchs tuna fish, you dig, especially when you got some angry motherfuckin Star Jones looking bitch grilling yo computer screen hoping to catch yo dumb ass looking at them Bang Bus niggas or some of that Teeny Boppers, when you at work, for real my nigga. Imma get a new post up really soon nigga, but trust me, I got the inspiration running through my veins like that white every time I gets on the subway in the morning in Manhattan and looking at all them 10,000 white motherfuckers and all them 5 niggas, you dig. get at ya boy real soon. b e z.
LRNY,
We was comin back on the 7 from Queens just after seeing the Mets take a motherfucking poundin courtesy they Montreal motherfucking Expos. I was the only white motherfucker in the car. United Nations on rail. Why I always felt bad NYC got targeted in 2001. Of all the motherfucking cities to get hit, NYC shoulda been spared. Who woulda shed a tear for Boston? Not the fuck me.
Niggas in Boston are mean motherfuckers.
Post Script (if anybody motherfucking interested)
You will from here on in, not see Omar use the word “nigga”, “niggaz” and certainly not “nigger”. This directive been motherfucking handed down by they motherfucking Director of Homeland Political Correctness that I gots to motherfucking cohabitate with and DONT motherfucking jive on the vernacular. Omar motherfucking know what side his bread is motherfucking buttered on.
Omar:
I’m glad you noticed that the 7 train wasn’t white. But lemme tell you something, THATS HOW THE FUCK IT GONE STAY, YOU DIG. im sick of motherfucking white peoples coming up on the subway and saying, you im loving this diversity, imma move to this neighborhood, cuz next thing you know that motherfucking neighborhood is whiter than that shit im pushing uptown. dont mean you would do that my nigga. but im just saying. my niggas be saying that if they see white peoples moving up into jamaica just like they moving up into harlem and niggas aint doig shit, niggas in jamaica is crazy and they say they gonna buck and rob any white niggas crazy enough to buy property in the neighborhood you feel me. i was gonna write bout that shit in my next post but imma give yall a little preview you dig. b e z
didnt mean that in no threatening way, my nigga, but i just saw some motherfucking condos being planned for some mexican hood up in the bx wher me and my niggas roll up to cop some cheap ass food- now wee gonna be paying 12 dollars for a “burrito” made out of motherfucking tofu!
LRNY:
my nigga, you up on this technology game? if you down with that real technology, holla at a motherfucker and i’ll get you in on this shit.
didnt mean that in no threatening way, my nigga
No harm. No foul.
Rabbit: You fittin’ da get on my lass nerve! You better put yo little shit away for I bring out my 1-8-7 badass Norwegian Goddess Bitch rifle. I don’t front! They grow a nigga different down here in Texas. I got sump’m fo’ya. Uhmmm Hmmm
Now, if you don’t mine, the rest of use niggas rolled up in here to learn about technology. So we can know. Dig?
I done got my MY SPACE account. Dats cause I’m with’a prowgraamm!
(/mode)
If my kidding around ever rubs anybody the wrong way, please let me know. Because if I’m pissing somebody off, then I’m not “kidding” properly, am I? And at that point failing in my effort to be a tech-savvy “homie” with you fine gentlemen
(mode)
Man! It’s hotta’na muthufuckuh up in here.
So do I post the most ebonics, or do a pull a Snoop and put a bunch of izzles in my shizzle so I aint gotta ryhme no mizzle?
So, what do you “Niggas” know about technology? And dont get all Jive Turkey on my ass, I sell crackers for a living to support my baby’s mamma’s grandma’s fifth cousin. I just want to know what motherfucking technology you speak off, because you see they grow a nigga different down here in Texas, there is added basil, a dash of lemon, some salt, pepper, lettus and sprouts. Shit, and you ack like you know. Don’t believe me AXE for yourself.
Yyyyyyeah…
Like that.
That struck me as really insulting. Not just fucking around with some new friends kind of shit.
honey crackers:
you a fake ass white motherfucker aint you?
Nah man, honkey crackers is a breezy bitch, she just been sucking some dick and burning them rocks lately, so her shit’s comin’ out a little off.
I wonder if she wouldn’t mind licking my brown eye surprise?
I thought you only let family do that TR.
Whooweee! TR! Why don’t yew git with Cracker and go’a bass fishin’? Then later ya’ll can fuck that fat waitress what works over at’ta Waffle House.
big eddie ed, imma get back at you on that one my nigga. i aint really that responsible, you dig, yall see how i only posts like twice a month. but imma keep you posted
that mskes sense,u really know shit mr nigga,peace out
World Cup Update
Todays Matches:
GERMANY vs ARGENTINA
ITALY vs UKRAINE
Now I know none you motherfuckers gives to motherfucking shits about no World Cup. Hell, I don’t much care for the motherfucking sport, but one thing be true, NO MOTHERFUCKING WHITE-BOY TEAM, GONNA WIN THE MOTHERFUCKING WORLD CUP! Maybe ain’t go be no black team winning, but it will be a team that some sort shade a brown. Take todays matches. Ain’t no motherfucking way Germany(white-boy) gonna beat Argentina(shade-o-brown). Italy vs Ukraine? Now I know you motherfuckers gonna say Italy, what that fool Omar talking about!? But, when them 2 damn teams get out on that motherfucking field later today, have a look. Them motherfucking Ukraine’s is downright Aryans compared to them motherfucking wops. Prediction? White-boys from Ukraine don’t stand a motherfucking chance.
Motherfucking score at time of this writing?
Argentina 1, Germany 0
If them motherfucking Nazis win this match, Omars gone come back an eat a whole bunch of motherfucking crow, but it ain’t gonna happen.
I like my crow drizzled with olive oil, broiled and flavoured with just a hint of Rosemary.
Damn.
I’ll have my motherfucking predictions on tomorrows matches later on in they motherfucking day.
*bustin the fuck up laughing at Omar’s recipe*
Well, them fucking Nazis don’t stand a chance if they face Brazil (shade-o-brown).
And grab the specials
Bustin caps in some fools
Some background info on myspace:
http://tylerwalicek.blogspot.com/2006/06/myspace-saga.html
Kind of shady, no?
Daaaamn!
Brazil fell to the Phrench!
I might have to have a little of that crow as well.
Well, they motherfucking World Cup semi finals is motherfucking set! Representing ALL motherfucking Aryans worldwide we got the Fatherland, motherfucking Germany! Getting ready to roll and represent them smooth, greasy motherfuckers we got Portugal and Italy and standing tall and proud motherfucking representing the continent of Africa we got motherfucking France! Now some folks be hoping desperately for a 1942 rematch of Germany and France. Fuck that shit. Them motherfuckers hogged the motherfucking spotlight for the better part of the motherfucking 20th century. This here white motherfucker wants to see France and Italy in they final. Africa versus Rome. Kicking back and motherfucking gladiating like it was 250AD. Prediction?? Fuck predictions. Predictions make Omar look motherfucking bad.
Peace.
I’ll bet none of them aryan niggas eat watermelon.
Rome is motherfucking through! Go Africa!!
Funny shit, but come on:
“indian motherfucker in that myspace can’t speak english..Stop trying to get with us niggas and stick to your own cloak of many colors bullshit ass culture. I mean, enough with them indian motherfuckers nigga!”
Why you gotta be so white? You know there’s some frat boy with a John Deere hat saying the same shit about the way “all you black people” talk. Those brownies are just looking for a little pyar, yar.
And no one but black people should be using the word nigga, it hasn’t been long enough for the word to change and not enough has changed. Not nearly.
-Todd Johnson
What it was? What it is? What it do? A little realness for the real world…”FUCK MY SPACE” but I got I got a page though! Your right it’s a great place to meet people but as for the people you already know!! All they do is look you up to hate!! So if you okay with being hated on and loved at the same time then MYSPACE is the place!!!
Yo what the fuck is good. Money Beans Business in the mothafuckin buildin bitches. What What we get it poppin blow down Ls like none other. What the fuck is good to all the thorough cats hustlin and bankin. Fuckin yo shit up i’m your connects connect you gotta respect.