Yerp! It’s the real Head Nigga In Charge of this nigga technology website. Don’t let my main white nigga DJNewstyle fool you punk bitch ass niggas.Mike Nyce gotchu motherfuckers when it comes to this motherfucking nigga technology NAH MEAN!!! I’m in the KNOW!Ight enough politic’nITS THAT TREO 700 NAHHH MEAN!!!, and bullshit lets get down to the nigga business at hand.

This is our first “Jack” review (for you niggas not in the know, a motherfucking jack is your cell phone) ok now that you have been nigga-rized for today, this edition’s new “Jack” is the Palm Treo 700w. This shit is motherfucking flyer than Three 6 Mafia right now!!! (Shoot out to my niggas in Memphis), it got everything a nigga would ever need in a jack except of course that real nigga technology “chirping” exclusive to Nextel and dat real pre-paid Nigga Nextel aka Boost Mobile.

So when my mans and dem told me bout the treo 700w of course I was madd niggarish, ran out my baby mama’s apt right to the store, spent this monf’s rent paper and baby food money ($399 on a two year activation or $449 on a one year.) and walked out my local Verizon “bodega”with this shit. Dats ok I got that money back in one hour on the street selling dem rocks 1 for 15 and 2 for 25. We got it for real cheap!!So while I was moving that snow I noticed this shit is off the chain, it got dat Windows Mobile 5.0 interface, so basically its a mini motherfucking laptop, it works jus like Windows XP and everythang. It got the windows start button and all that yo as well as your basic phone, calendar (so you know when u got to holla at papi for the re-up), and a tip calculator (but its not like you ever gonna need to be leaving no fucking tips….well for white folk any damn way.) The best part is that you have native support of the basic office suite (don’t get it twisted wit yo chus-sup aka child support payments) for Microsoft Word, Excel, Powerpoint and Outlook. So you can keep track of dem thangs right as you selling them. Holla inventory on the spot, always make sure your count is right.

The next best shit about this phone is the 3rd party application support, its so fucking hot to deaf that if you got a Sling Media Box you can stream your daily doses of 106 & Park, The Parkers and Judge Mathis on this bitch (Sling Media Box review coming….whenever I feel like it bitches.)You can also run AOL Instant Messenger on it to keep it touch with all the white breezies you dun holla’d at online nah mean. (Shout to my main breezie Brook! :) I luv you gurrrrl <3)But on some real shit the thing i love most about this phone is that you can listen to XM RADIO content on it. Now i know all my fellow XM radio heads gonna love the fact you can listen to XM 202 High Voltage all day everyday and never miss a motherfucking moment of OPIE &ANTHONY OR RAW66 NAH MEANNNN!!!. You can even listen to the one and only godfather of this shit DJNewstyle himself on your device, now that is 100% gangsta or download his podcast and listen whenever the fuck you want. Hit his ass up! http://www.djnewstyle.com Tuesday’s and Thursday 10pm - 12am.

Aight thats it i think but you know i forgot shit cause I was high and drunk when i wrote this fucking review for my niggas, plus I ain’t got nothing else to say shit!So basically I mean damn you niggas gotta run out and “steal”….. I mean get you one. Stay Black and I’ll hopefully be back next motherfucking time. -1- yourself niggas

Myspace a nigga too http://www.myspace.com/marvone

And for more infor bout that shit we was talking bout peep dem links below.
http://www.verizonwireless.com
http://www.palm.com

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