New Name in That Wireless Game
There’s a new name in that wireless phone game, and you gonna be surprised as a motherfucker when I tell you just who the fuck is throwin they cap into the ring… Disney Mobile. Repeat after me with that shit: Disney Mobile.
That’s right, Disney is the latest company that wants to be bringin you them monthly service statements for your motherfucking jack. Disney Mobile is carried in the United States by those niggas at Sprint Nextel - so now you know you gonna be able to chirp at Goofy and ask that nigga how come those crows in dumbo gotta be so niggarish.
These jacks feature GPS so you could tell that your kids is bullshitting you when they say they goin to Blockbuster to rent that new Queen Latifah Joint where she be makin eyes at LL Cool J. You were mad suspicious before, but now them Disney jacks gonna let a nigga know that his kids is either sucking some dick or burnin them rocks.
You could get Disney jack for $59.95 if you let em get at you for 2 years. To me, this shit is way to motherfucking expensive - $60 per month for 450 minutes and range as high as $250 per month for 4,500 minutes… and that’s for one line, and no data plan. How the fuck am I gonna pix message a nigga with that? I mean if you got kids it might be worth it, especially if you a white motherfucker and all of a sudden your daughter got Usher posters next to her bed.
Drop a eyelash and check out them details on that Disney site for they new jacks. They white motherfuckers, but whatever nigga. One yourselves.
Oh snap! I bet those mufucka’s will be flyin off the gat damn shelves!
Holla!
Yo, dog. That jack is wack.
Go wid a mad GPS plan widout Disney on it and a nigga can still slap that dick or rock outa dey kids mouth, AND afford to pay the muthafucking rent!
Shit!
Gotta get dat money man. I’m always on da paper chase.
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Can’t speak for that gadfly nigga, but I feel ya.
Sprint Nextel is always trying to hold a brother down….Verizon is getting my money….don’t h8.
i say it’s probably the government trying to track everyone. one person at a time, cause you know these little kids be the future. so, the goverment trying to make sure the future be suppressing like the old days.
The government may just be the anti-christ…….
what grown ass nigga is gonna use some disney cell phone? id rather listen to that paris hilton hip hop record that coming out soon. be easy my niggas.
Paris Hilton is the world’s leading exporter of syphillis.
I don’t own a motherfucking cell phone. I don’t much like answering the phone in the motherfucking kitchen let alone having somebody trying to get all up in my shit via my hip motherfucking pocket!
if any of my mens roll out wit a disney jack, they gonna be nursin bruised egos until they madatory 2 year contract run out.
yo if my niggas caught me on the strip with that toy imma never live the shit down i mean i aint never gonna live cuz they gone light my ass up you dig.
eyo big eddie, a question my nigga, is white folk moving in on Newark too?
ay ay ay
thelastrealnewyorker:
they been movin in on our shit for years, claimin they revitalizing this area with museums and theater and shit.. they not completely out they minds because my nigga chris rock warned they asses about the MLK.. so theres parts that we keepin…
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Samuel L. Jackson at his best.
damn son why cant i find a place to live where i dont got to worry about waking some little blonde kid with my subwoofer and where i dont got to pay no 12 dollars for a fucking sandwich at some ‘bistro,’ nigga. I just want my fucking bodega and i want to pay my low ass rent.
you gotta roll up to irvtown (irvington my white niggas) my nigga.. or caMden, where the capital m is for motherfuckin murder son.. white people stay out that shit like the plague be happenin again
Can’t live without subs!! Essential.
Hamid Karzai, Royals, World Cup now on the blog!
My 7 year old niece has a sixty inch Sony and Bose surround sound in her bedroom…no doubt she’ll have a Disney phone. And I don’t even have cable…
tell me where she live and ill have some niggas take the ski mask way and run up on ya niece and jack that dobe right out her room and get that shit on your doorstep in two business days, you dig
Your niece needs a smack across the face with reality. 60 inches. That’s some mo’ bullshit.
It’s not often something on the internet actually makes me laugh out loud.
But go to BigEE’s profile and read his favorite movies.
*still chuckling*
Big Eddie Ed…it’s about time you hit us with something new on that technology front…..