Nigga drunk as a motha fuckin’ skunk
My niggas, you know what? Fuck a bitch. Fuck women fat or skinny. Fuck a girl who got a big nigga dick swingin’ in front of em but they ain’t bitin’ like the fish that they is. Newstyle you wanted an update, here it is mothafucka.
You know how you go out to a club and try and get a holla at a bitch and she don’t holla back? Use the words “fuck em” right in front of they bitch faces and see what happens. You’ll get their motherfuckin’ attention and then what? Turn your face around and kick dust at em as you move on to the next girl. If that girl gon’ fuck around and say ‘no’…use the previous act that you dun dun and get to the next girl…cause there’s millions of tricks out there. You’re bound to get one playa. Don’t dwell on one girl cause they don’t know shit what you got to offer.
Matter of fact, get yo bitch for the night, and that’s it. Kick her ass OUT. I know I’m talkin’ some 1995 shit but the booze take this shit out a nigga and a nigga gotta write shit down ya hurd?
Good night, sleep tight, skeet so hard you hit the light.
I like to donkey punch my bitches……
ya feel me?
And when you done had a fifth of Hennesey, all your shit up front. If a bitch can’t see what you bringing to the table then — slap that ho, she too stupid to see when a nigga got it going on!
Tip that shit back request a slow jam to the dj and them bitches all be on ya dick, like wha?
I always take advice from Lando Fuckin Callrissian. Take life in phases, includin your life with women. Go with what works at the time and when it stop workin, go with somethin else. Eventually you find a girl you can stand to be around more than one night, then you prepare for stage 2.
FUCK.. A BITCH, GET MONEY NIGGAZ
son you got the ill typing skills if you drunk
“Good night, sleep tight, skeet so hard you hit the light.”
Imma start usin’ that shit.
Oh Shits!
I skeet on myself sometimes
Me too. There’s a guy in my school who once wore a top hat all day because he was afraid he skeeted in his hair and didn’t have time to wash it out. Just a rumor.
Was his name Ben Stiller?
Wasn’t his name Mr. Peanut?
White people know where the easy skank-ass bitches are: just drive down to the trailer park or pay-laundromat and your chances are NICE.
what’s with the word verification shit? I couldn’t even see that shit if I were fucked up….
The Last Real New Yorker said…
son you got the ill typing skills if you drunk
A little bit of aky-hall ain’t gonna stop this brotha from typin’ his message correct style!