Niggas Don’t Know: Fish Finders
Every now and then we got to come back down to the earth and realize that one nigga can’t know everything about technology. When it come to jacks, whips, or those shits that white motherfuckers strap to they arms when they jogging, I mean we got that shit on LOCK… but even in that technology game there some shit that a nigga just don’t know yet.
I was peeping KevSliders update about that new Garmin portable global sweep joint so I checked that site and was tripping to find out that these niggas at Garmin was selling something they call “Fish Finders”.
For all you people that think I’m making shit up - allow a nigga to retort: Garmin got a magical box that starts blipping and bleeping (but not bloop-bleeping) whenever you got a fish in the area. My first thoughts were that shit right here gotta be like HOTCAKES to a mugwai selling motherfucker, but I realized that not even Garmin is gonna allow they return policy to be put to the test by no yapping ass sleepyheaded bitch with some postage and a complaint.
I mean, I was straight bedazzled at this concept, but I read into it realized that they just trying to cop to them white motherfuckers wearing them flannel shirts with no sleeves with a motherfucking fishing hook in they baseball cap. This shit isn’t for niggas - its for white motherfuckers… but what the fuck it do?
Apparently, when a white motherfucker go out in they boats they need to know where the fish at. This gadget fires out some of that radar and blows all that data up on the display. So those pasty niggas row they asses out where ever the fuck Garmin tells them to row they asses to and they throw they lines in. Must be a motherfucking blast for white people, but for serious that sounds like some boring ass shit…
*BLIP*
*BLEEP*
THE FISH TO THE RIGHT MOTHERFUCKER
To sum this shit up, we don’t know a fish finder because, niggas aint trying to find no fish. We leave that shit to the sleepy heads and those country ass Huckleberry Finn niggas. If Garmin wanna boost they nigga profits on they line of Finder units then Garmin gotta help a nigga find shit a nigga looking for like white breezies or the identity of that nigga who pretending to be TUPAC on them new cuts. Any way I’m out on that shit.
Now you know what the fuck you need to know. Let me get a holla in those comments. One.
I know a nigga wit a bass boat. But then again, nigga name is, for real, “Rufus.” What the fuck else a brother gonna do wit a name like that? I mean, you ain’t gonna see a nigga wit a name like that rollin uptown in a Benz. Know what I’m sayin?
I seen one of them muthafucka’s on bass masta’s. They be off da hook yo!
I ain’t never seen a nigga on the water, but I have seen a nigga on the water, knaamean?
yo
da white gals give fuckin good blow jobs
knaamean?
u agree?
luv2fuck:
the majority of the reason niggas be fucking them white breezies is for that angry look on they fathers face when that nigga finds out what the fucks really going on with that bitch.
yea but those fuckin sexy white bitches still give da best mother fucking blowjobs!
you eveh had a white bitch blow you?
I wouldn’t think a fish finder would appeal to niggas.
It does work well for us WASP white motherfuckers because we don’t have all the time in the world…we need to get them fish caught get back home to our families, jobs and houses.
For you darkies the welfare check is going to be in the mailbox when you get back to your stink-ass crib so why hurry?
Plus it is doubtful that you could even turn it on..
You know if the KKK is accepting catholics, they’ll accept WASPs.
Already submitted — waiting for references to be checked.
I also hear Louis Farakhan is looking for more bowtie-wearing negroes with bad haircuts and cheap sunglasses.
redsled:
you gotta be crazy to come up here and tell a nigga that he dont know how to even turn some bullshit ass fish finder on. this is NIGGA KNOW TECHNOLOGY motherfucker. just because we don’t know what the fuck a nigga gonna do with that fish finder doesnt mean a nigga gonna lose his sense of the basics - you lilly ass white motherfucking bitch.
one
Excuse me!
That is lily-white motherfucker with FISH to you…
redsled:
see what i’m talking about here is that the only people that catch fish are those white motherfuckers with more than one article of clothing that got a motherfucking looney tune character on it.. and poor ass black motherfuckers on a raft on the mississippi.
i’m never gonna be poor and i sure as hell am never gonna be on no motherfucking raft.. so fuck a fish finder nigga.
word.
Big Eddie,
I had to have a motherfucking sit down with the father-in-law before commenting on they motherfucking fish finders. Aubrey J tells me you right Eddie, niggas don’t know fish finders because motherfucking niggas know “Fly Fishing” and all a nigga need to know about fly fishing is they rubber pants and the motherfucking wind conditions. The other motherfucking thing Aubrey J say a nigga need to know about fly fishing is not to creep up on any white motherfuckers out the bush partaking in the same damn sport. They see a black man coming at them when they all alone miles from nowhere they be getting more damned petrified then a puppy in a motherfucking thunderstorm.
this got to be the stupidest shit i ever seen. why the fuck people fish? this shit aint for putting that dinner on the table like them aborigine niggas. people do this shit for fun. now what the fuck is the point of fishing for fun if you gots a motherfucking device that shows you where the goddamn fishes is? thats like having a motherfucking device which you point at a bitch and press the button and she drops her skirt and begs you to smash that ass, nigga, it takes away the fun of the chase, nah mean? why you think fucking R kelly and jj reddick be giving bitches golden showers and kobe tryna stick it in the brown? cuz they bored, nigga! they dont need to chase breezies! its too motherfucking easy, they get undeserved pussy like kevin federline gets motherfucking bentleys, so they need to do some weird ass shit. if motherfuckers just know where the fish is and they got to stick a motherfucking bucket in the water and catch enough fish to feed north motherfucking korea that shit is fucking stupid, pretty soon they gonna be fucking the fish.
p.s. eddie get at me on being up on this shit
Yo, redsled.
Somethin I always wondered. When you crackers is fucking your sisters, do they have orgasms and shit? Or do they just lay there and cry, waitin for you to be through?
I’m taking motherfucking anthropology at UNT, so I got a professional fucking curiosity.
eyo gadfly, if my name was Rufus I would sell hos outta the back of a motherfucking bowling alley. thats what that makes me think of. dont know why.
I found a video of redsled having sex.
TLRNY:
you gotta get at me with your email address so I can throw your ass on the team..
so holla at niggified at gmail, my nigga. one.
oh shit.. we linked on alldumb.com now. holla at those niggas..
Hey Floozie — that was sweet!
But you didn’t let everyone know which one I am… I am doing the driving (nahmean?)
I don’t take like the brothers
That’s always good to know comrade.
Sorry Gadfly — missed answering your question.
That would depend on what region of white cracker-dom you’re talking about.
See for most states it would be your sister…However if you live in West Virginia or Alabama you could be banging all kinds of people with one bang — your sister who married your brother which would make her your mom too.
For me personally I am pretty good with my sister — she never complains just like it is when I tap your sister.
Big Eddie Ed: jamaicaavenue at hotmail.com. i emailed you but imma put it here too. one.
Come on over to the blog and see my new post. This guy needs help!
Big Eddie Ed: thanks mayn. by the way this shit on fishes is the funniest shit on niggaknow since that segway bit. this shit gone go global, you dig
yal motherfuckers gotta welcome the last real new yorker to the niggaknow family. holla at that nigga.
I will holla at that nigga!
He just stole my fish finder!
I am afraid I know not what it means to “holla”, but I will congratulate the young african-american known as The Last Real New Yorker on his admission to the team that operates and mai8ntains the website known as “Nigga Know Technology.” Cheers!
did any of you niggas eveh fuck a white bitch?
Fish finders have been around for a long fuckin time. My grandpa had one, back in those days they called it dynamite.
Now, if only Garmin would come up with a Crack Finder, you guys would be set.
ey my niggas check out this fucking website: zachklein.com. this shit make me so motherfuckinga angry, this is exactly the type of white people that be destroying urban areas and be sucking the motherfucking soul outta new york city, nah mean.
I’ve fucked many white women - of course I’m white so that makes sense. The worst thing is that I just fucked this darkie black bitch last week and I wish she had a breath mint finder - that chic smelled like manky ass dumpster butter. Why does crack make all the blackies have such shitty breath? They should really be making some menthol crack for you bitches. That would be an invention. You know you bitches would love it.
jslappy:
i don’t slang and i don’t burn them rocks but i’m telling you.. if you come with those menthol rocks you gonna be drowning in paper.
jslappy,
Why didn’t you just put it in her star and then you wouldn’t have had that problem?
Holla!
jslappy: you left a dingleberry yesterday! When I pay you $10 to lick my ass clean after a shit — I expect you to do a good job. Just because you work behind the bus stop doesn’t mean you shouldn’t have a work ethic.
that gadfly nigga is hilarious!
oviously aint none of you muthafuckas aint been to Texas or the gulf of mexico fo that matter. Mo niggas in Galveston fish than them white muthafuckas, so aint none of yall know what tha fuck you talkin bout….most them niggas live off what they catch, and feed they family so fuck all yall
d
well back on this shit again, whats worse then this site are the dumbass comments from you crackers. let me make a note about that white girl bull shit… any white girl fucking a nigger, is one crazy ho who has lost all self respect in order to be dumb enough to do a nigga
djbizwy
MOS niggas in here is hardcore urbanite motherfuckers from big cities in the north.
I have seen what you talking about. I’ve even been out there fishing with them my own self.
But the rest of these hard mothafuckers ain’t never BEEN to no muthafucking fish fry, naaamean?
Now bouncin’ white breezies in the VIP downtown — my niggas all up in that.
Whirecracker sister can’t put down the chocolate.
His cracker-ass wife neither.
BOOM chokolat!
I ain’t no hardcore motherfucker from a big city up nort. Technically, I’m in the god damned south in a suburb of motherfucking DC.
So let me get this shit straight. Yall hateing on a white man for inventing something to make his recreational shit easier. Well eli whitney invented a fucking cotton jin to make his life easier and aint no one hateing on his ass up in here but that helped yall back then didnt it. oh and that mother fucking keyboard and mouse u typing this shit on that was a dumbass nerdy motherfucking white guy but aint no one hateing on his ass either. I guess if it aint got nothing to do with shit that interests a black man then a blackman gonna hate on it. well as far as fucking a white bitch and being black I could give a fuck cause in 100 years everyone ones gonna be fucking yellow any motherfucking ways from all the illegal fucking immigrants flooding into this country thats nice enough to let anyone fuck anyone they want. but lets get back to being african american go back to africa and get ur ass killed for not talking swalihi or for fucking a white bitch or wtf cause if ur here and feel oppressed watch the fucking news and see the true black man in his element cause fucking gangsters in new york and got nothing on the niggers in somalia and i know this shit cause i been to both places.
I’m gonna clear somethin up for you guys. Now I’m white, and I have fished before when I was little (ain’t much else goin on in New fucking Hampshire), but I’ve never used any ‘fish finders’ because it really isn’t even about fishing.
White folks go out on the water to get away from everyone, drink and be out of earshot of their old ladies. The fish finder is just fisherman’s bling, it’s like nickel-plating your .45. It doesn’t make you any better, but it shows you got money and you got status, get it?
Same reason rednecks go out to hunt, it ain’t like there’s anything better to do but get drunk and prey on dumb animals to make you feel better. Kinda like when black dudes pick on country-cracka rednecks got it?
Love, one tech-savy, wonderbread motherfucker.
White and Blue:
I’m about tired of motherfucking whitebread motherfuckers fucking classificating all us like we’s all one motherfucking THING!
You white muthafuckers never bother to understand shit, so you always acting fucked up.
One
[QUOTE]”Somethin I always wondered. When you crackers is fucking your sisters, do they have orgasms and shit? Or do they just lay there and cry, waitin for you to be through?”[/QUOTE]
OK, I gotta say….sounds like you been classifying a few folks yourself Mr. Gadfly.
and Tallest Blue…. you are really lumping a bunch of folks all up together…. When fisherman use a radar machine to find fish, they dont find an individual fish, they find schools of fish so they know about where a good place to fish is. These “fish finders” are anywhere from around $300 to 6 or $700.
But I do like the name “fisherman’s bling” teehee….
softsecretmoistpussy:
Fuck that shit. I ain’t motherfucking racist, cuz I ain’t motherfucking white!
I’m a “high yella” nigga
Hey, either I can be Politically Correct and take forever to say what I’m tryin to say or I can generalize and get my message over with.
I just thought you guys’d think that analogy about the redneck hunter and all that was funny.
I was born and raised up north and lived 4 years down south. One of my recent roomates was a white guy from Macon, GA and the other was a black guy from Ft. Lauderdale. They were the coolest fellas I ever lived with.
This is the standard “Well I had # black people over my house last night” argument I know, but seriously, there is no reason to pick apart my posts and try to label me ignorant. Loosen up. I was just jokin around.
moist pussy??? hmmmm…. seems as though I may have hit a sore spot, Mr. Gadfly. No one called you a racist that I remember…not me, certainly.
Sayin I was “lumpin people together” and actin like groups were “all the same thing.” C’mon.
I’m done cryin about it, but it did make my eyes roll when I read that shit. Just killin it before it escalates.
Blue and softsecret:
I’d continue fucking with you, but I’m starting to feel like I’m kicking puppies.
Look, You both seem like really nice people. If I give you money, would you promise to buy a clue with it?
With the exception of a few trolls, we’re all decent enough people — we just all have evil senses of humor.
And we crack ourselves the fuck up.
Hang around. You might learn to enjoy it.
Failing that, you can learn about tech shit.
*shrug*
oh I see… its all joking, the talking about white people being redneck and racist. I guess I just didnt get the joke. but… I am going to stick around a while and see if I can learn to enjoy it.(shrug) I have had many white friends that thought that shit was funny and I never did get it… maybe I will learn to enjoy it with you guys…
This has got to be the dumbest argument ever. And I love every second of it. Thanks, made my night.
*whisper to softsecret*
Don’t tell anyone, but there’s really NOT a militant “whitey hating” guy in here. In fact, there are as many non-black guys (for instance, me, with my lilly icon) in here pretending to be hard pipe-hitting militants. But the whole thing was started by black guys and they are still here. I know this is wrong on a number of levels, but as long as it is sanctioned by real black guys, I’m going to have fun with it. Think of it as an “anti PC” celebration. If somebody like Big Eddie Ed tells me to shut up, I’ll shut the fuck up.
Until then, any piece o’shit white motherfucker come up in here talking trash gonna get a ear full from THIS nigga, naaamean?
what the fuck are you motherfuckers STILL arguing about!
Good afternoon. I enjoy your commentary on fish finders. Thank you for your insight.
New Yorker: We ain’t arguing no more.
I’d explain, but that “P” motherfucker just hurt my head with his fucked up motherfucking comment. Making me feel like writing “LOL” and “*snicker*” and fucked up shit like that.
i guess it wouldn’t make sense if a top-water jig used a top-water jig?!?
It’s another influx of motherfuckers from College Humor.
whew…. ahhhh… I feel so much better now. I just wandered into a message board whos name is “Nigga Know Technology” and I’m supposed to know that some of you “brothas” are white? Thanks for cluing me in before I felt REAL stupid..
Tell me this one more thing…. am I the only bitch up in here? I mean, I’m not sure that I want to be the “token” sexy white bitch that gives such wonderful blowjobs… I mean, according to some brothas in here…
Kneegreaux — liked the jig(aboo) comment. Very nice. We are having a clan meeting later — will send invite.
softsecret:
you probably one of them trannies practicing how you saying certain words while you standing in a mirror like that nigga/bitch felicity huffman.
the white motherfuckers are from that site collegehumor and I hope they keep coming here so they could glom onto this shit like they did to rap and take it global, you feel me?
one
Allright then, from now on I know we’re all just jokin. Thanks Gad. I should change my icon…
its like a game of motherfucking ring around the motherfucking rosie kid. that white nigga gadfly wanna come and play its all good.
far as i’m concerned i don’t gve a fuck if every white motherfucker wanna come here and play nigga for a day.
one
“nigga for a day”
Do I get the big dick and everything?
Wait a minute. That shit didn’t sound right.
I meant, like ON my person, not IN my person. Know what I’m saying?
softsecret: Blowjobs?
You say the sweetest things.
Could you say it one more time? Maybe just whisper it in my ear as you nibble on it?
[QUOTE]you probably one of them trannies practicing how you saying certain words while you standing in a mirror like that nigga/bitch felicity huffman.[/QUOTE]
ummmm….nope, I’m not. Thats just wrong on so many levels. No, I am 100% (white)woman.. I didnt know Felicity Huffman was black…
[QUOTE] the white motherfuckers are from that site collegehumor and I hope they keep coming here so they could glom onto this shit like they did to rap and take it global, you feel me?[/Quote]
yeah dude, I feel ya… lol..
[QUOTE]softsecret: Blowjobs?
You say the sweetest things.
Could you say it one more time? Maybe just whisper it in my ear as you nibble on it?[/QUOTE]
you wish….
for real how stupid can u get those things have been out for like 30 years…..and i want to see you go out on a lake and klnow rigth where the fish are at…o yea your too lazy ud rather buy a carp and feed your family for 2 days and spend the rest of your money on crack…stupid cocksuckin faggots
Word up, finally some true shit nigga. All those white Motherfuckers have been cheating on shit from day one my nigga. Motherfucking taxes, video games (white motherfuckers always be cheating at those shits), and now mother fucking fishing. Probably be cheating on getting those fine white breezies, cause we knows they don’t be getting those shits on they own. Word.