THEM SHOES IS HOT

If you not retarded or from Iowa then as quick as I hit you boughie ass motherfuckers with this next technology bit you gone say “I cant believe these niggas done took two things that polar motherfucking opposites and made them fit snug like Spring Thomas on fat midnight dick” That’s right: them Mongolian child laboring niggas at Nike who been providing the streets with the toughest gear for centuries done teamed the fuck up with the those fruity caucazoid motherfuckers at apple who been providing that white homeboy Tom with as many iPods and iMacs to ensure that he write the gayest poetry and listen to the most Strokes joints before he get kicked the hell out Jamba Juice every night. I never seen Nike and iPod within a hunned feet of each other, nah mean. For serious the last time I seen products of them two companies even on the same BLOCK, I seen eight pairs of black Air Force 1s and one white apple ipod nano - and guess what motherfucker there was a robbery.

snatched out your hands

But you prolly gone be like, “eyo now Nike soft teaming the hell up with Apple.” You goddamn right, nigga. Because this new technology is straight up for white folks only. Lemme tell you why. If you got an iPod nano, and some of these “specially designed” Nike running shoes, “sold separately,” then you can hook them two fucking things up - and the iPod grip gonna tell your fat ass hothis shit is strictly for white motherfuckersw fast you moving through Central Park and how long your strides is, and if that shit wasn’t gay enough it gonna be like a training partner telling you through your headphones worthless ass shit like ya time, distance, speed, and all that bullshit that white bitches need to know about so they can gauge how much or how little of they lettuce and walnut lunch to throw the hell up when they get back to they Manhattan apartment. Apparently this shit mad light so you dont feel it and it cost a buck thirty for the kit and the shoe, the shoe running about a hunned bills, the kit thirty, and dont axe me how the fuck much an iPod nano cost cuz you know I don’t play that shit. Also you can hook this shit up to ya PC or MACINTOSH and upload that data about your run. But for real who the fuck does that shit?

White people is straight up gay

And I dont got to explain why no colored folks is gonna get at this technology. Go to Central Park and find me a black or latin motherfucker with this an iPod nano, this grip or those fucking shits strapped to his biceps right next to a tribal band tattoo and Imma grab a iPod, bring my damn self to Sports Authority, cop them special ed ass sneakers, pick up some hummus at Whole Foods, then maybe eat a motherfucking dick. The only data a nigga need to know is points, rebounds and assists, nah mean.

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