No Jacks on the Streets
Let me start off this shit by telling you just what the fuck make Big Eddie Ed want to choke some white people: that trifling ass government we got. These motherfucking senators always tryna make it look like they doing they jobs by taking some good shit and putting a motherfucking stop to it. That shit started with that nigga Joe Lieberman trying to keep violent video games off the shelves and it continue today. For serious, those shifty white motherfuckers going too far once again, my niggas.
Any damn way, some Senator ain’t nobody ever heard of in NY is proposing a law to make it illegal to be on the streets while using an electronic device. That mean that if you rolling out all aggitated tryna soothe your shit with some Earth Wind and Fire you gonna get fined the minute your unscuffed Air-force 1’s touch the crosswalk. Why?
Because another white motherfucker got killed.
Some white motherfucker, probably buying stocks at the time, gets clobbed by a motherfucking firetruck and now I can’t use my motherfucking hands-free to make it clear to a few bitches just how little 
child support they gonna get? That’s some bullshit for real. Just because white people don’t got that sideways Pele vision don’t mean I can’t dodge a whip and handle a jack. I mean, black people got that sixth sense when it come to dodging shit that could END us. That’s why we make better runningbacks and that’s also how niggas can drive with they left foot out the window on the side mirror. We got perception, you dumb white bitches, and now we gonna get fined for it just because a white motherfucker can’t see a tank rolling down 125th when he got a little Bryan Adams in his motherfucking ear canals.
Here’s a better solution: instead of taxing niggas for they proficiency in gadgets, how about you penalize white people for they inability to do more than one motherfucking thing at a time? The next time some white jogger goes from 12 to 65 miles per hour and living to dead at the same instant, tax that niggas family for being related to some inept dead white motherfucker who just HAD TO hook his faggot ass Nano into his bitch-made iPod ready Nikes. That white jogger got money he got to lose, but the white government ain’t gonna let a nigga get at no paper.
I just want the government to stop trying to look busy by taking away all the shit we love, like them nasty ass blowjob booths, or video games, and especially white people getting run the fuck down by vehicles they ain’t even aware of.
I find too many politicians put forward ideas that attempt to protect people from themselves, but that’s not their job, and it’s really something that can’t be done. People are going to do dumb things, whether it’s ignoring a “don’t walk” sign at a crosswalk or driving without paying attention to pedestrians.
Bottom line, punish the idiots involved in these incidents, not the public at large. If someone hits a pedestrian while driving, take away their license. If a pedestrian gets hit while crossing the road because they couldn’t hear engines and horns over their fucking James Blunt MP3s, well they were punished enough by getting smoked by a car.
And hell, they would’ve deserved it for listening to James Blunt.
T.U.B:
for real. stupid motherfuckers gonna be stupid. laws ain’t stopped trailor park white motherfuckers from fucking they sisters - fines sure ain’t gonna stop niggas from walkin on the streets with they headphones.
that’s because a nigga look both motherfucking ways.
and fuck james blunt.
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It’s about motherfuckin’ time! I thought Uncle Sam had you in the clink or some ill shit.
I wish these crackers would just learn how to use they jacks and they Nike Nanos, Niggaknow. But if they can’t, I support the Black Uncle Sam taxin’ some Patagonia wearin’ pussy ass jogging shorts havin’ giraffe neck honkeys who think the streets is a track. Nigga the TRACK is a track.
What about a bubble butt white breezie with the Nano though? I can handle seein’ that shit. Kobe Tai on a jack? I’ll snatch that bitch up if that lucky day ever come.
NO ELECTRONIC GADGETS ON THE STREET?
This means (gasp!) that Robocop is now illegal on the streets of NY.
Pity.
Ah no, how are they gonna keep Detroit safe without Alex J. Murphy holdin up the law?
But seriously, I’m glad I’m not effected by this stupid-ass law. Listen, if you’re oblivious enough to walk into traffic it don’t matter if you got a goddamn iPod blastin your eardrums away or if your mind’s just on other things like breathing and possibly eating. This law makes about zero sense, because who are you even protecting? These people are walkin out into cars and trucks, but that doesn’t mean we’re all that dumb. Why we gotta pay?
It’s some political “I care about the stupid, stupid lemmings that vote for me” bullshit. I hope we don’t see some motherfucker in a BMW with the iPod hookup blastin some o his music “at a reasonable level” get slammed by a dumptruck and soon we all gotta get radios uninstalled from our whips. It makes about the same goddamn amount of sense.
WOW!
I finally kinda agree with a nigga on something.
Fuck the congressman trying to make a name by taking stuff away from us.
When is the candy ass goverment bitches gonna finally get off their asses and do their jobs and get off our friggen BACKS.
Let the stupid people of America figure out how to survive or DIE.
Make the candy ass government protect us from friggen Taliban atacks on our own fuckin soil.
Give back the electronic faggot gadgets to those who want to wear the faggot ass shit. Oh, and, GIVE US OUR GUNS BACK TOO While your at it. Get off our fucking backs congress.
bitch made nanos and ready to wear nikes…..wtf IS GOIN ON IN THE WORLD TODAY!
This is real talk. Bravo on this piece, playa.
I hope uncle negro do get me paid, cuz uncle sam fuckin up…an i work for that mufucka! Defendin this country for peanuts. got damn
Too bad uncle negro is locked up for domestic violence and possession just like the many of you types. Way to make up over 60 percent of the prison population dog. Know what I’m sayin’? Get at me yo…idiots
Fuck that shit. That motherfucker too stupid to be allowed to live. Ought to kill any kids he got just to be sure those genes don’t continue polluting the motherfucking pool!
Big Eddie, where you been at motherfucker? Listen, if you can spare a minute, drop over to my place and weigh in with some needed wisdom.
shanks.
Omar
I like James Blunt…Be nice to the strange looking white boy.
Jedi Princess.
The real reason they don’t want you using your jack while you’re walking is because there are too many dumb motherfuckers driving and blabbing on their cellphones and not paying attention to pedestrians.
You better watch your poor walking ass because rich drivers are too busy to do it.