Pharrell- A real nigga with fake talent
Hype Williams. Last week you won the MTV Video Vanguard Award for lifetime achievement. Congrats to you my brotha because you have acomplished a lot. Now it seems like niggas is trying to drag you down with mediocre ideas for a video. Let’s take for example…hmm your latest callabo with Pharrell (This is the part where you readin motherfuckas take your focus off of the talented Hype Williams and turn it to the fake ass Pharrell).
In his “Number 1″ video, Pharrell tries to mask his talent by doing the same moves invented by someone 20 or so years ago. His name was MICHAEL JACKSON! You peep his shit next time that video comes on…compare it to the MJ of old and see he’s doing the same moves, using the same mannerisims, NIGGA HE’S USING THE SAME GREEN THEME WITH BLACK BACKGROUND AND DANCING IN FRONT OF IT.
He even tries to drag in the talented Mr. Kanye West to try and make something out of his high pitched screeching. Look, I ain’t sayin the brotha ain’t talented…I mean look at who he has produced and what hits he and his partner have made, but when it comes to branchin out…he gotta keep his shit wrapped up condom tight. I mean those Ice Cream shoes are Got-Damn ugly.
Wait a minute, you forgot to specify Black Michael Jackson. Black Michael Jackson and White Michael Jackson are two completely different niggas, much like pre-Bobby Whitney Houston and post-Bobby Whitney Houston.
Woozie:
That’s the motherfucking truth. It’s like Black Spike Lee, and Black Panther Spike Lee. Nah mean?
Black Michael was gettin fucked (figuratively) by his pops/manager while the White Michael is too busy… well I think ya’ll know where I was goin with that one.
I don’t give two shits about some fake-ass phoney. If he gonna call in a Milli Vanilli and use someone else’s material he ain’t gonna last long anyhow. Ain’t even worth a discussion.
Who the fuck this Pharrell nigga? This some of that American Idol bullshit? I’d like to slip into that Kelly Clarkson bitch’s taint just to hear the note the bitch would hit.
‘Course … I’m kinda narrow in my musical shit sometimes. Nigga might be famous as a motherfucker I still wouldn’t know him.
Black and White Michael Jackson?? Ok then, you gonna play like that, ima make a case for “White Bob Marley”! Considering the origins of his daddy’s roots, I’d say the case is motherfucking made.
hit me on e. got a collabo.
Interesting update.. I didn’t know he won the lifetime achievement award. Isn’t that usually an excuse to cart some aging MTV Star onto the stage?
Lord Negro, when did Bob Marley turn white?
Damn It! Bob Marley was not white!
Why not?
Explain motherfucker!!! Bob Marley kept it real with the realest of the real!
We fail to recognise your agument involving a white Bob Marley. Our comments featuring a white Michael Jackson is simply to differentiate between young, afro-wearin, soul-singin Mikey and the current fair-skinned, straight-haired, squeally-voiced pop singer who calls himself Michael Jackson. There is a clear difference between these two entities.
Now explain what you mean when you say “white Bob Marley”…
if you mean anything at all that is.
I find it interesting that when someone is of black/white origin, in this case Bob Marley, they must be considered black. Why? He had a white father. Does it not stand to reason that he could just as easily be referred to as white? Yes, there is the reality of appearance, blah-blah-blah, but still. Don’t get me wrong, I could care less, but it does seem rather ironic that if a BI-racial person is identified by his/her “other” half, then it becomes some sort of community blasphemy.
That and I really didn’t mean much by the statement.
Crystal?
Unfortunately, the crystal is galena.
Damn you, Omar! You must be held accountable for EVERY INFERANCE that anyone can make from everything you have ever written!
nigga
I see the point, and I like to identify with both my-damn-self. I guess it’s really mostly the appearance. Nigga.
Speaking as a personal friend of Mr. Marley I assure you he’s black with the blackest of the black.
Mister Marley washes my britches and scrubs my floors here in Heavenopolis.
^ See what I mean?
President Jefferson only thinks he is in heaven and his Mister Marley could be anyone.
Brother Bob Marley is with me and is now a professional hockey player with the “Heaven Caucasians”.
Hockey sucks!
Think about this: Let’s say you’re half-white in America. Do you think you’ll get away with saying “I’m white” all the time? No. No disrespect Omar, I see what ya mean. Problem is that labels are so important in modern society for some dumbass reason. You half black? Then you’re ‘mulatto’ or ‘black’, not white. White’s an exclusive club of people who burn in the sun.
TB,
An exclusive “privileged” club, but you’ll never get many of us admitting that. As a matter of fact, most in the club feel under constant siege and live in fear.
Like Chris Rock says, “white people ain’t losing shit.”
LOL… I have a soft spot for dude, but I thought the same thing when I saw ‘Angel’ & ‘Say Something’.
But, you can’t just bash him. He’s just the latest in a long list of artists that have tried to imitate the legend… He’s a fucking legend… with issues, but nevertheless.
oh shit, pharrell done stole michael’s screensaver.
Pharrell a trendsetta n hez keepin it real. fuck michael jackson, that nigga turned white on us . he dont deserve any recognition. ban dat nigga name from yo site man.
Are you guys for real???? This all reads like some jokey parody of what some dumb niggers talk like. Learn how to spell and write actual english or you’ll all be
niggas fur lfe fur real like n shit y’all no wha i be sayin doggg?
shit fur real niggas
haha, this site’s interesting. i am not black. or white. i am filipino. god, you know what’s irritating? that AzN shit. i was an AzN kid before. the ones i hung out with tried to be black. god.
anyway, doesn’t everyone bite offa everyone? a lot of songs have similar chord progressions / melodies. i personally like pharrell. Neptunes=awesome.
nigga.