PS3 Controller: A Niggatorial
Now that us niggas have lived through another E3, its time to recap on what we’ve seen. Naw fuck it I got a beef with the new
First, the mothafuckers at Sony switch up the boomerang controller and fall back on their old design…I mean WHAT THE HELL Y’ALL. I know it was some sort of mock up prototype and shit but they could have improved upon the silver banana and made it better looking. Second, not only did they remove the cord to make it wireless…THEY TOOK THE RUMBLE FEATURE AWAY YO! How in the hell am I supposed to know if the ground’s rumbeling or if I’m being hit without that huh? DO YOU EXPECT ME TO LOOK AT THE SCREEN INSTEAD OF HAVING THE CONTROLER BLOW UP IN MY HAND?
Sony, I don’t mean to put you on blast cause I got nothin’ but love for a company that probably won’t hire me but this last point got me goin’ CRAZY like The Boys. At E3, the only software developer that knew about the new pitch/yaw feature that allows you to move the controller in the air like the Nintendo Wii WAS A SONY DEVELOPER. Check this shit out, even that crazy Japanese nigga Kojima who makes those Metal Gear Solid games didn’t even know about it. He has to go back and program all that shit in now. WHAT’S THE MOTHERFUCKER GONNA DO WITH THAT NEW TOOL? We could have known if Sony wasn’t trying to copy a nigga and be like Nintendo and innovated that shit they-self. What this means is all those games that you saw at E3 through those flashy videos are gonna be delayed because they want to add that feature in their games. It seems like they took a piece of gum and slapped it in the controller.
Niggas.
Fuck. It looks like it’s going to have the same feel as an XBox controller. I hate the XBox controller. How can a controller not have the rumble feature? It can’t! You’re right Ed, they can’t expect players to be looking at the fucking screen for the dangers of the play. Christ.
word.
motherfucker.. now i gotta get my hand on that motherfucking nintendo wii. the wii got that “WEEE MOTHERFUCKER” when you playin them fishin games.
omar:
my nigga kevslider wrote this shit, son. holla at that nigga.
Damn PS3! Trying to keep a brotha down! Ain’t dat some shits
I got love for Sony, but neavin the rumble out-on a $600 console? Man, that’s some more bullshit. I’m broke nigga, I’m broke.
hey brothers,
Maybe we should start a United Negro Playstation 3 fund so that impoverished African-Americans can get PS3’s? Those white “honkey devils” are def. conspiring against African-Americans, which definitely explains the high price! Psh, moments like this make me dislike my race. I can just see them now,
Typical W.A.S.P. 1:”What should we price it at?”
Typical W.A.S.P. 2: “Psh, anything that the n-words can’t afford.”
-ugh. I’m so disgusted right now. As a matter of fact, I’m angry! >:o I’m fuming through my ears! If I see an old white guy walking down the street, I’m going to clean his clock and tell him not to be a racist.
Also, I’m coming up with a new group called, “W.A.R.:Whites Against Racism”. We will fight racism as whites and make sure that African-Americans can survive in such a hostile, white-controlled society.
Yo biznichas, Get a xb360 and a high def tv, play fight night 3, and wait for GTA IV(Grand Theft Auto 4 for you dumb niggas) which is xb360 exclusive. Fuck a ps3 that shit is a rip off. Also Sony is not allowing used ps3 games to be resold. You dont own the cd, just the right to play it, they license it so you cant resale disc. BULLSH!T
The Wi is gonna be the shiznitobam, but the graphics wont be as nice as the 360.
GTA IV is going to have a simultaneous release on the PS3 and 360, el dumbass.
Apparently Sony is in a legal battle with the people that actually invented the rumble feature. They need to pay them like 90 mil or they can’t use the feature.
600 for a video game console? Fuck that. With 600 you buy a real computer, not a fake one.
cede:
niggas are trying to tell me that 600 ain’t bad for a motherfucking blue-ray player, but who the fuck wants blue-ray any damn way?
I’ll wait til the mufucka’s go on wholesale!
yeah, they are way too eager to push this blu ray shit. Its going to be a battle between blu ray and this other HDDVD thing.
I am putting my money down for a wii. I just want to play video games and I already have a computer. Plus I save 400 bucks! Thats extra cash for video games and snacks!!!!
Wow. Everytime it seems I have a victory against “niggas”, they seem to do me one better. You can’t imagine how shocked I was to stumble on this page. I haven’t seen something as stupid and ignorant in years. You call yourselves “niggas”? You degrade yourselves and black people. You degrade those who died and risked their lives so blacks be blacks and not “niggas”. I expect that you will delete this comment. Get some courage you ignorant fools.
progidy-maestro:
nigga, shut your motherfucking ass up. Bitch made nigga trying to tell me what the fuck I’m gonna do. we dont delete no comments motherfucker! we leave all your idiotic bullshit visible to the public. this shit isnt about people who fought and died, bitch. this shit is about those that are living however the fuck they want to motherfucking live.
one yourself, motherfucker.
Yal niggaz is fuckin stupid. That aint the new mother fuckin controller. That fuckin picture is a year old. They made a controller that looks like a ps2 controller now. B4 you start bloggin shit make sure you know what the fuck you talkin bout.