SensorfreshQ, No Homo
Holla at ya motherfucking boy cuz this nigga back from a little hiatus and right now Imma hit you with some of this real technology for you to drop that hardearned green on, you understand. I been noticing that a pattern arising on this tech game - my nigga Eddie Ed get at you with that in depth analysis of some general technological issues about whats popping from this site all the gotdamn way to that island with all them sleepyhead ninentendo fucks with they hentai and fucking wack ass television shows with all they fruity colors. But TLRNY comes with that hot product that you probably caint afford any goddamn way unless you name is Thomas Wellington III or Lao Xi Wang or some queer bullshit like that. Jea, but who give a fuck, nigga not me. I give yall some shit to ask Santa for or to chase that paper moving tony on the strip for so either way itll be a white Christmas, yunderstand.
This first product is fucking raw son. I could write about some hot jack or some homo iPod accessory - but you had enough of that. I bring that shit that you and ya dudes aint gonna see in ya local Radio Shack or Target when you browsing the merchandise and they holding heat to the nigga head behind the counter. So lemme present the SensorfreshQ. Now Imma tell you the truth. I dont know how I feel about this grip. That name sound gay. I’m not even gonna play. It sound like something you gonna find in a bathroom in the Lower East Side that Carlos gonna use to tickle Chad ass with. But lem
me tell you niggas what this shit is. This bullshit tell you if meat is rotten, in case you too fucking stupid to figure that shit out yaself. It got three lights on that shit: Green, for It Okay To Stuff That Week old Kennedy Fried Chicken into Ya Fat Ass, Yellow, for You Got a Day to Eat that Shit or You Better Goddamn Hope You Got Health Insurance, and Red for Dont Fucking Eat That Shit Nigga or You Gone Die and That Nigga Across the Hall Gone Smell Ya Ass A Week Later. Okay, this shit not a bad idea if you fucking blind or you cant smell or you wear a bicycle helmet when you not on a bike. But nigga, for serious, why spend $89.95 on this shit when that common sense you learned in third grade before you dropped out tell you that you shouldnt be serving that beef at a cookout that if it been sitting in ya fridge since 1997. Goddamn nigga. See it that kind of stupid ass idea for a product that make me think that only white folk is gonna purchase this shit. But then again, if we talking about the same white dudes that be sipping they frapuccino, writing short stories, wearing sandals and jerking they friends off to protest the president - the white folk Niggaknow usually be hating on - these caucazoid niggas probably dont eat meat any gotdamn way. They eat tofu and shit, nigga, you know that. So who the fuck gonna be buying this product?
The answer: Sleepyheads. Why? Because they got to worry about that motherfucking chicken flu or that Sars or they son getting sick so he cant get to that SAT study session on time. Okay now Imma be sick. Be easy.
you think I could use it on those bitches before I go and hit dem skins?
I don’t want my shit all up in some rotten beef curtains….
ya feel me?
Nigga, you gonna really consult some bitch made ass meat checker if you got that bitch Spring Thomas up in your shit?
The bitch could light it up double red and yah ain’t falling back on that.
keep it hot. one.
You right. Sleepyheads is gone be all over that shit. Nigga born with a perfect good nose, but them motherfuckers is gone blow a Franklin on some Hentai shit meat sniffer … Nigga please!
I love the white breezies!
jea what the fuck is good with sharper image. it like they only buy them retarded ass pantents, outfit them shits in some shiny hightech looking plastic case and then sell them for 90 bills. fuck that shit.
sharper image.. they got motherfucking robotic monkey heads, nigga. case closed. they motherfucking worthless.
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White motherfuckers need some SensorfreshQ bullshit to tell if they pork is fresh? They ain’t got no problem snortin’ that blow, why they got a problem with sniffin’ that meat?
I’m with Woozie on this. Ain’t they never heard of the “smell test”? You buy this thing and you had best worry that your brain’s gone bad, not your motherfuckin salsbury steak!
you are absolutely off the chain.
yeah for serious. this is more retarded than that ipod+nike shit i dropped on yall last time. i got the feeling that you dont see any shades darker than ivory with they smoothies and they bubble tea and they gator slippers at one of them sharper image outlets, ever.
eddie ed, fix them pictures for me homie
You wanna know what it feels to be white? Go into a Brookstone (like one of them Sharper Image joints, but with massage chairs and $100 foam pillows and shit) in some of the preppiest threads you own (I’m talkin at least some black shoes, khaki pants and a collared shirt) with your woman and act like you got bills to afford all that insane shit but first you wanna ‘compare’ them.
My lady and I both got the red-carpet treatment as they showed us a $6000 massage chair and let us lay down on their space-matresses. The store manager and 2 other employees were leadin us about the store tellin us what a ‘good deal’ the shit was. I wonder what they’d think if they knew I didn’t have so much as $6000 to my name at the time?
picture a nigga walking in there with some dominican honey dip and twelve of his mens with they hats real low…
bwoop bwoop bwoooop!
Dumbass products … maybe them cubans will buy it, seeing as they been stuck with old meat for 50 years, huh?
^^^ Holla