Sleepyheaded Walkman Jack
As if those niggas in Japan needed another excuse for not looking people in the eye, Sony-Ericcson got a new way for those sleepyheads to avoid showing emotion to motherfuckers as they walk the street. That’s right, Sony-Ericcson’s new walkman phone gonna be released in Japan.
What better place to release a JACK than the land of the rising ass sun. These motherfuckers can take they new phone and MOSHI MOSHI and TWEET TWEET or whatever the fuck as much as they damn well feel. When they ain’t BLOOP BLEEPING and SINGY SAYONARAING, them sleepyheads can take full advantage of a few other non-jack related features.
If has all that shit that we come to expect from a jack now-a-motherfucking-days. Camera with 1.3 Megapixels, LCD screen.. but this shit is a walkman. You get a FM radio and a MP3 Player with 1 GB of memory inside the motherfucker. You can also get 4 more GB with a memory card, so don’t hate on this motherfucker if you can’t fit your collection of CRUNK HITS (shouts to my niggas workin that Target CD section).
Sony-Ericcson is set to drop a $180 price tag on it which aint shit anyhow, but thats in Japanese money. After the conversion rate, its gonna cost whatever the fuck its gonna cost - but when it comes here we gonna have it regardless, nigga and you need to know that. If its popular with them sleepyheaded motherfuckers its gonna be released here and all those chirpin niggas are gonna be shouting “MOSHI MOSHI MOTHERFUCKER” then hangin up and evading the white corporations with they own personal soundtracks. Keep you eyes peeled for this shit, unless you a motherfucking sleepyhead from Japan, you ain’t gonna see this for a minute.
dat is real technology……
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Redneck Nigga-What the hell is your beef with us ‘darkies’? Does it got somethin to do with those 40s in yo ass? Did you ever get those out?
wow. you guys rock. i wish i were black (whoops, i mean african-american…right?) anyways, i’m on your side! um..don’t be hatin’? lol! now, let’s go stamp out racism! we shall overcome! bind together my brothers (of another color) and let’s go clean some poor cracker’s clock!!! LMAO! anyways, only 8 more months until Black History month!! (I’ve lobbied unsuccessfully to try to get this changed to AFRICAN-American history month). You are a prime example of a young african-american expressing himself and his thoughts and inner-most beliefs about the state of post-9/11 society and how technology has major racial implications. good job on breaking those barriers, young man!
I know you ain’t talkin to me with that African-American shit. Don’t know about Big Eddie Ed, but I’m Jamaican son. Get it right!
And has anyone else noticed how Black History Month is the shortest month of the year?
wow. you guys rock. i wish i were black (whoops, i mean african-american…right?) anyways, i’m on your side! um..don’t be hatin’? lol!….
Just outta curiosity, who would black folk most likely to be hatin? This muthafuckin twat right here or some real redneck who lets ya know what’s what? I know how I’m leaning.
I know what happened to the forty bottles up rednecks ass. arumey2 bust em out got shitfaced and decided to make a fool of himself. Im no friend of discrimination of any kind but damm that is some sarcastic ass kissing. Oh and a gay racist that we have in true redneck? thats a laugh, he should know a bit about discrimination himself being a homosexual below the mason dixon and west of the mississippi.
Big Eddie Ed keeps it real!
As Dave Chappelle taught us, Keeping it Real can go wrong. Watch yo’self Big Eddie Ed.
woozie:
I mean, you gotta know your limits and boundaries when you gonna ride that motherfucking wave we like to call keepin it real.
You always have to keep it real and you have to Come With The Real™