Sprint’s Touch Jack: Retarded
Ever since that nigga Steve Jobs got white folk to lose they mind with that iPhone bullshit, motherfuckers been steady looking for they own way to clutch Apple coat tails and basically trick niggas into thinking they shit worth buying. It seem like every goddamn company that ever sold a motherfucking jack or a mp3 grip got they own iPhone rip-off now, and them grimey bitches at Sprint don’t want to be left the fuck in the dust.
Behold, motherfuckers: Sprint’s Touch Phone.
It got Bluetooth 2.0, a camera for snapping them snaps, and it runs that Windows Mobile shit so you can get at them 3rd party applications, which is pretty much whatever, nigga. I mean, with a 400 MHz CPU with 128MB of RAM, you could do all the 1996 computer tasks you ever wanted to do up on this bitch. The early-to-mid-nineties computer world is your motherfucking oyster, niggas.
Now listen, bitches. Niggas coming up to me all day like they my motherfucking boy, asking me about some technology shit like I ain’t got a motherfucking site dedicated to this type of bullshit. The next nigga who ask me which cell phone they got to get when they upgrade gonna be picking they bicuspids from up off the motherfucking pavement.
That’s the usual shit, though. When I get asked to describe some shit briefly by some “too busy to read this shit” type niggas, I break they goddamn jaw and shout at some white bitches at a Food Court. In this motherfucking case, I’ll throw it all out there with no reper-motherfucking-cussions.
The Sprint Touch Phone look like some kind of retarded halfbreed Zune/Treo. It really do. This shit right here look like a few out of touch corporate motherfuckers had a brainstorm session in they mahogany offices and thought they gone light the world on fire by combining the looks of a Zune with the functionality of a Treo. Like a Zune got fucked by a Treo, got pregnant, didn’t think shit about guzzling Henny for nine motherfucking months, took a few motherfucking stomach jabs or some shit, and give birth to The Sprint Touch Phone.
Summing the shit all the fuck up, Sprint’s Touch Phone is just a straight retarded-ass, fetal-alcohol looking touch screen Jack that ain’t changing the world or doing anything worth its $250 price tag. You thinking about copping this shit you should probably use that $250 on some more of whatever motherfucking drugs you on, because nigga you high.
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that shit play music? thing is my nigga is that if you fucking with that Wapple bullshit what other choice you got if you want one of them touchtone phones but you dont want to look like you on a first name basis with every starbucks cashier from here to fucking seattle? read this shit:
http://www.mobilewhack.com/top-ten-list-of-iphone-competitors/
Hello Big Eddie, what’s happening my man? Hey, I need to upgrade from my Nokia cell phone, which would you recommend - this Sprint model or should I go for an iPhone?
Never go with sprint
Love to see what all these fuckers do when their screen bombs.
Start a forum page devoted to keeping people informed that their screen bombed.
do they come with a “please car-jack my dumbass” bumpersticker….if they dont they should.
Hey the iPhone allows 3rd party apps now!!! Jobs announced it a few days ago
1996 technology? Maybe they’ll bring back pagers, too.
The best choice is no cell phone.
You know, these touch pad phones are alright. They really hold no real purpose. Most of the shit they do, most niggas don’t even need, and if the truth is there are other phones out there with better camera, mp3 playback, and video quality that aren’t touch pad. Aint no need for any of these touch pad buillshits.
You gotta give it to JAPAN. Them mothafuckas taking over AMERICA one IPOD/IPHONE at a time. By the way, the white boy what dropped the bomb on Japan in 1945, died Thursday. One PAUL TIBBETS. Ironically, his casket was made in Japan.
hay white mike here.the mutherfucking “Zuni”smokes that junk.i hate Steve blowjobs.you can buy a 30gb ZUNI for what a 2gb i pod cost.MAC is using Microsoft operating systems.ther mac lap tops cost twice as much as an HP the hp comes with more shit.its funny to see pastey white”s getting fucked