Steve Jobs Announces Updated iPhone
What’s really good my niggas. Real talk, I want to start this motherfucking update by shouting to my stupid, early-adopting-ass white niggas that copped that motherfucking iPhone with they dick on hard, waiting on some line full of equally unbathed scraggly ass white motherfuckers wearing they camo hats and girl jeans. You niggas is stupid for motherfucking real. I mean, 600 dollars for a motherfucking Apple jack with a god damn screen that be looking like the glass at a peep show after a motherfucking minute, then like a week later your motherfucking asses all flabbergasted at a $200 price cut.
That shit is embarrassing how took you niggas got. It’s like, even that nigga Steve Jobs felt bad taking you niggas for what you worth. He threw down $100 refund checks like it wasn’t nothing and you motherfuckers raise a nigga up like a god damn hero. Refund? Nigga, he still took $100. Steve Jobs fucked all you little bitches even though you been eating up every motherfucking word this nigga got to say on a stage with a motherfucking powerpoint presentation up on the big screen or whatever the fuck. Any motherfucking graph dude show you and you motherfuckers clapping like seals.
Yeah and you better stay clapping, you motherfucking zombie-ass bitches. Apple gonna release they faster 3G version of they scrubby ass touch screen jack next motherfucking year. So while all you bitches were trying to type a motherfucking comment with that bitch made keyboard, on your shitty 2G connection, you niggas already became obsolete. Get ready to drop another $600 and watch that nigga take you again and again.
I reiterate: You niggas is motherfucking stupid.
I don’t see what is so great about that iPhone. So you can watch videos on youtube…but if you are out hanging out with your friends and you need to be watching youtube, you and your friends are some boring ass bitches and need to get a life.
That’s all I really got to say about the iPhone, other than the fact that if you come up into my hood with an iPhone, I’m gonna steal that shit from you and sell it to the first dumb ass white person who would be willing to buy it for $250
iPhone hot on the streets, yah mean? Nigga on the look for them white earbuds again.
-1-
Steve Jobs the type a nigga that’ll smoke wit ya, then let the little homies hit ya
I dont know much, feel me, but Im pretty fuckin sure you could peel Steve Jobs face off and that nigga would be Satan underneath. That gay poet turtleneck is holding the mask on.
THE IPHONE IS NOT IN THE MOTHERFUCKING HOOD. And niggas is sooner gonna be having they motherfucking toes out in crocs than gripping the iphone while they sitting on the park bench watching they niggas ball.
TLRNY:
I know we been importing them shits from involuntary or unaware white motherfucker suppliers. Yadadamean?
TLRNY is right, aint one damn iPhone over here on the southside of Chicago…at least I aint seen one….I keep hoping to see one so I can snatch that shit. I’ve been halfway tempted to just stand and wait over by the damn Apple store in downtown and just take one when some mother fucker walks out the store with one.
BigEddieEd why did Apple fire you?
This may seem a bit off topic but I just viewed the video for Soulja Boy and I think you, as black people, owe me and every caucasian in America a formal apology.
I thank you in advance.
~The White People
kiss me, Charleston
allow me to get some schit off my chest now that my ID is live on this piece:
caucasoids is always talking about how they don’t like this song or that song that’s made by black artists. the short of it is that no one gives a phuk what y’all like or don’t like cause the schit wasn’t made for y’all to like in the first. folk is gonna support folk and get niggas paid, whether it’s the artist or the ni66a bootleggin the schit.
don’t nobody care what y’all pasties like. y’all ain’t never cared that ni66as aint give a phuk about all yall bitch-made, corny-ass Jimi Hendrix wannabe artists. don’t forget for a second that ni66as created rock-n-roll, jazz, blues, hiphop and all that other schit y’all water down and repackage to each other.
holla
I didn’t realise they got WI-FI at the liqour store.
~The White People
Dotsson:
If I ain’t known you for so got damn long, nigga, I’d bust your jaw insinuating that I ever worked for that nigga Steve Jobs.. but yo on some real talk, FUCK STEVE JOBS.
-1-
You are my hero. I can’t believe all of the people who run around jerking off to the goddamn iPhone. Fuck apple.
I’m white and i hate mac overpriced.perception is the key here.look at zuni you get way more shit for alot less…a decent mac laptop starts at $1200…for what bullsit…every time i walk past mac store.you see all the pastes.hay look at how overpriced this shit is…the smart pastes behind closed doors.call it the steve handjobs
hay buy the way i love the pie chart
That iphone shit is for lame ass punk ass smurf ass niggas. you smurf ass niggas would drop 600 bills on an iphone and cant even pay rent. that shit is not even cool. you smurf ass niggas need to get your priorities straight. holla for a motherfuckin dollar you smurf ass niggas
-Joe G
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