That Amazon Kindle E-Book Bullshit
So Amazon unveiled they latest shit: An e-book reader called Kindle. Before I get in depth, consider this shit right here. When you see some white motherfucker in a suit shouting about his new products and even them SoHo living pastey face niggas ain’t feeling it, you almost need a motherfucking bombshelter for what the fuck gonna happen with that product. I mean, normally white people be eating up what ever the fuck a bald white man in a suit be selling them, even if its 4 AM and that crispy TV nigga talking about some sleepyhead knife set. When it come to the Amazon Kindle, this shit right here is straight motherfucking GARBAGE in ALL circles. Feel me?
I ain’t even think I got to say this shit, but niggas ain’t copping no motherfucking Amazon Kindle. Don’t get it twisted. It ain’t because niggas ain’t trying to read, believe me. I read books, magazines, pamphlets, sleepyhead take-out menus, and every motherfucking last comment you hating ass bitches been posting on this motherfucking site and I could probably load that RSS shit right on this faggot ass Kindle shit, but I ain’t never gripping one. I’m not that nigga to be caught carrying around some shit that look like a trapper keeper made out of calculator butons and some yellowed-ass 1992 computer monitor plastic.
That shit is mad ugly, for motherfucking serious. You know shit ugly when nobody trying to rob you because you holding it. Nigga, you could put that shit on a chain and wear it like a motherfucking medallion next to your bedazzled ass Jesus-piece. No body running up on you for a e-book reader. Niggas would sooner risk jailtime snatching your little ass iPod shuffle off your Army Navy surplus jacket than even spending time thinking about how they could get money for a Amazon Kindle.
Foolish Nigga Trying To Get That Amazon Kindle Money
Whatchu got nigga?
Amazon Kindle.
Is it jewelry?
No, this is some hot technology type shit.
Like a iPod?
No.
What it do?
Lets you read books. It got some zig-zaggy ass keys, a scrolly wheel right here for scrolling, it connects to a Sprint network, and the shit hold like 200 e-books.
They found that nigga dead on the BQE. They ain’t even put him to rest neither. Some bearded ass white motherfucker in a yellow jumpsuit dragged him to the shoulder and spraypainted his shit orange so commuters don’t get foolish-ass-nigga stuck in they tires. That shit is ridiculous nigga. I mean, sensible niggas know hood don’t move e-book grips.
Its important to pay attention to white people reactions to other salespitching ass white motherfuckers. If white people excited about some shit, then you know it ain’t worth copping, but its worth ‘acquiring’. If white people be clowning niggas like they clowing this nigga Jeff Bezos, then it ain’t worth shit not even on the streets.
Fuck a Kindle. One.
Books > Latest gay book reading shit to get your money.
“Some bearded ass white motherfucker in a yellow jumpsuit dragged him to the shoulder and spraypainted his shit orange so commuters don’t get foolish-ass-nigga stuck in they tires.”
Priceless
I agree with Jet.
All I got to say is this is the first I’m hearing of this shit. I aint seen anyone in downtown chi-town carrying one of these mother fuckers around.
I FUCK’IN SLAP HOMO 4 A LIVING AN IF I CEE A STICKHEAD WALK’IN AROUND WITH THAT SHIT I FUCK’IN BREAK HIS THUMBS AN STOMP HIM 2 DEATH WURD
Even if it did look cool no one would use it. Seems like lately you gotta be a pretentious yuppie to read, and since those people love the way their shit smells they think they’re “hip” if they read hard-copies.
Also, it’s funny how that picture looks like most of Detroit’s non-suburbs (which usually look like hell too), aside from the downtown. Harlem I doubt is even 10 square miles, where Detroit is like 15 times that.
I see muhfuckers forget that libraries exists.
That shit is free
Say what you want, but I bet if you take it to an upscale coffee house at an upscale mall and pretend to be reading it while you sip your upscale coffee, eventually you’ll snag some upscale white poon.
Who do you know would actuallly BENEFIT from having that weird looking Commodore 64 ass shit on em?…
I want to see any white/black/green mothafucker bag a chick in a Starbucks with this piece of jibberish..Just imagine the fuckin conversation the 2 of them would have…
Him: Yeah, I can read while im power walking on the treadmill at Equinox
Her: wow, thats erm…cool..
Him: yeah…I’m currently reading “Nigger” by some nigger named Dick Gregory..haha..can you believe that?
(thats when the nigga shes fuckin comes in)
Nigga: what did you say?..
(and white man sues Amazon for not warning him about the dangers of the Kindle…)
if you need this to bag pussy at the Coffie Bean, then your fuckin sad homie..
Actually if they can make the kindle in a much larger size, like perhaps A4 size? And add some color, I think it is a great invention. Imagine instead of buying a newspaper everyday, you could just press a button and the whole newspaper would load onto your newspaper-size kindle. And instead of turning pages, you press a button.
The environmental benefits would also be good.
good point……
Except, like everything else…when you get dependant on shit..and it breaks, blows up, or dies…your fucked. Then your walking around with the fuckin HAL 9000, reading back newspapers and magazines..and shit.
A nigga is less likely to stick you up for that ass shakin magazine (I witness these white cats smuggle em into there flesh colored saddle bags in between that Mens Health) you brought…then if you pulled the Amazon Killme 5000 Everything Reader out..then after being found on the platform bleeding, niggas gonna try to decipher it..fail..come back and beat you to death..
I’m good with paper type reading shit…you can have this piece of yuppie jibberish…keep this shit away from anywhere 139th and up..
Can you keep porn on it?
~The White People
I imagine as long as its your run of the mill flat white pancake ass…that shit will never have the ability to handle a “Cherokee” on it..
YOU are a genre all to yourself.
I’m just here because I love TLRNY. Yah, fuck that robot book thing, but back on point - I love TLRNY.
you niggas suck, you cant spell shit. go to school for a change! blow me motherfuckers.
mayne tha kindle has got 2 b tha stupidist shit dey eva came out wit. an uhhh charleston y df u woryin bout whetha or not it holds porn on it. GET A FUKKIN LYFE AN GET SUM REAL PUSSEH. PUSSEH FEEL ALOT BETTA DEN YA HAND DUMBASS. i swear df is wrong wit ppl dez daes. an whitedude it aint dat we cant spell we just dont feel li spellin ri when we aint got 2. df u think dis is ENGLISH CLASS? an u gay fa tellin otha dudes 2 sukk yo dikk smfh.
Yeah, he is. He probably just creamed dreaming about it.
lmfaoooooo he prolly did
1. They think its great you can carry around hundreds of books and dozens of newspapers, and hundreds of blogs…But who’s supposed to read all that and when?
2. Save some trees…and add a lithium-ion battery, plastic that degrades in like 1000 years, and who knows what that e-ink is made of to the environment.
3. The Sony-E Reader is much cooler looking, has been out for a couple of years, and has sold like 2500 units worldwide. Brilliant Amazon, what a market to get into.
4. Go to Starbucks, order a peppermint mocha latte, pull out your iPhone and you white macbook and watch whitey come and chat it up with you.
don’t buy it until service-pack 2 is released
If portable reading is of no use, you guys could always tie it to the end of a stick and use it as a spear.
or
Maybe you could turn into jewlery! This guy has good ideas!
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nigga u talk readin n shit go fuck urself you aint no real nigga in the streets bitch, harlem fo life
you niggers are funny, trying to talk shit on white people, if it wasn’t for white people, you wouldn’t get “no mo money”
no mo welfare, no mo rap music sales, no mo food stamps, hog mall or collard greens, a matter of fact, you all still be out in the jungle whipping your ass with banana leaves, like your ancestors
So it’s 2011 and I see tons of people with a Kindle…