Comments on: That Amazon Kindle E-Book Bullshit

By: ELEVENT

ELEVENT — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 17:25:47 +0000

Books > Latest gay book reading shit to get your money.

By: Jet

Jet — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 19:44:49 +0000

“Some bearded ass white motherfucker in a yellow jumpsuit dragged him to the shoulder and spraypainted his shit orange so commuters don’t get foolish-ass-nigga stuck in they tires.”

Priceless

By: Aaron

Aaron — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 22:32:43 +0000

I agree with Jet.

All I got to say is this is the first I’m hearing of this shit. I aint seen anyone in downtown chi-town carrying one of these mother fuckers around.

By: WEST B-MORE NIGGA!!!!!!!!!

WEST B-MORE NIGGA!!!!!!!!! — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 01:56:57 +0000

I FUCK’IN SLAP HOMO 4 A LIVING AN IF I CEE A STICKHEAD WALK’IN AROUND WITH THAT SHIT I FUCK’IN BREAK HIS THUMBS AN STOMP HIM 2 DEATH WURD

By: Stev0

Stev0 — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 02:08:27 +0000

Even if it did look cool no one would use it. Seems like lately you gotta be a pretentious yuppie to read, and since those people love the way their shit smells they think they’re “hip” if they read hard-copies.

Also, it’s funny how that picture looks like most of Detroit’s non-suburbs (which usually look like hell too), aside from the downtown. Harlem I doubt is even 10 square miles, where Detroit is like 15 times that.

By: Generic White Fucker

Generic White Fucker — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 17:53:19 +0000

I see muhfuckers forget that libraries exists.

That shit is free

By: The Caucasian

The Caucasian — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 22:08:21 +0000

Say what you want, but I bet if you take it to an upscale coffee house at an upscale mall and pretend to be reading it while you sip your upscale coffee, eventually you’ll snag some upscale white poon.

By: American N1gga

American N1gga — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 15:23:40 +0000

Who do you know would actuallly BENEFIT from having that weird looking Commodore 64 ass shit on em?…

I want to see any white/black/green mothafucker bag a chick in a Starbucks with this piece of jibberish..Just imagine the fuckin conversation the 2 of them would have…

Him: Yeah, I can read while im power walking on the treadmill at Equinox

Her: wow, thats erm…cool..

Him: yeah…I’m currently reading “Nigger” by some nigger named Dick Gregory..haha..can you believe that?

(thats when the nigga shes fuckin comes in)

Nigga: what did you say?..

(and white man sues Amazon for not warning him about the dangers of the Kindle…)

if you need this to bag pussy at the Coffie Bean, then your fuckin sad homie..

By: Dotsson

Dotsson — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 21:33:37 +0000

Actually if they can make the kindle in a much larger size, like perhaps A4 size? And add some color, I think it is a great invention. Imagine instead of buying a newspaper everyday, you could just press a button and the whole newspaper would load onto your newspaper-size kindle. And instead of turning pages, you press a button.

The environmental benefits would also be good.

By: American N1gga

American N1gga — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 23:09:16 +0000

good point……

Except, like everything else…when you get dependant on shit..and it breaks, blows up, or dies…your fucked. Then your walking around with the fuckin HAL 9000, reading back newspapers and magazines..and shit.

A nigga is less likely to stick you up for that ass shakin magazine (I witness these white cats smuggle em into there flesh colored saddle bags in between that Mens Health) you brought…then if you pulled the Amazon Killme 5000 Everything Reader out..then after being found on the platform bleeding, niggas gonna try to decipher it..fail..come back and beat you to death..

I’m good with paper type reading shit…you can have this piece of yuppie jibberish…keep this shit away from anywhere 139th and up..

By: Charleston

Charleston — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 02:30:28 +0000

Can you keep porn on it?

~The White People

By: American N1gga

American N1gga — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 03:19:55 +0000

I imagine as long as its your run of the mill flat white pancake ass…that shit will never have the ability to handle a “Cherokee” on it..

By: Speakeze

Speakeze — Sat, 24 Nov 2007 03:20:11 +0000

YOU are a genre all to yourself.

By: the spokesbreezie

the spokesbreezie — Sat, 24 Nov 2007 19:21:32 +0000

I’m just here because I love TLRNY. Yah, fuck that robot book thing, but back on point - I love TLRNY.

By: whitedude

whitedude — Sun, 25 Nov 2007 20:18:55 +0000

you niggas suck, you cant spell shit. go to school for a change! blow me motherfuckers.

By: Soulja King V.S Shotty U.D.T

Soulja King V.S Shotty U.D.T — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 18:51:21 +0000

mayne tha kindle has got 2 b tha stupidist shit dey eva came out wit. an uhhh charleston y df u woryin bout whetha or not it holds porn on it. GET A FUKKIN LYFE AN GET SUM REAL PUSSEH. PUSSEH FEEL ALOT BETTA DEN YA HAND DUMBASS. i swear df is wrong wit ppl dez daes. an whitedude it aint dat we cant spell we just dont feel li spellin ri when we aint got 2. df u think dis is ENGLISH CLASS? an u gay fa tellin otha dudes 2 sukk yo dikk smfh.

By: ELEVENT

ELEVENT — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 19:22:56 +0000

Yeah, he is. He probably just creamed dreaming about it.

By: Soulja King V.S Shotty U.D.T

Soulja King V.S Shotty U.D.T — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 00:57:05 +0000

lmfaoooooo he prolly did

By: Bedlam

Bedlam — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 15:09:08 +0000

1. They think its great you can carry around hundreds of books and dozens of newspapers, and hundreds of blogs…But who’s supposed to read all that and when?

2. Save some trees…and add a lithium-ion battery, plastic that degrades in like 1000 years, and who knows what that e-ink is made of to the environment.

3. The Sony-E Reader is much cooler looking, has been out for a couple of years, and has sold like 2500 units worldwide. Brilliant Amazon, what a market to get into.

4. Go to Starbucks, order a peppermint mocha latte, pull out your iPhone and you white macbook and watch whitey come and chat it up with you.

By: mYbLACKaSS

mYbLACKaSS — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 15:56:04 +0000

don’t buy it until service-pack 2 is released

By: BigFarter

BigFarter — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 07:48:56 +0000

If portable reading is of no use, you guys could always tie it to the end of a stick and use it as a spear.

Maybe you could turn into jewlery! This guy has good ideas!

http://lh5.ggpht.com/Rmassimiano/SB4368iTxuI/AAAAAAAAAcE/ypOxwEpwETs/s400/imageshandsfree.jpg

By: tyrone

tyrone — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 06:59:01 +0000

nigga u talk readin n shit go fuck urself you aint no real nigga in the streets bitch, harlem fo life

By: N

Thu, 02 Sep 2010 22:15:09 +0000

you niggers are funny, trying to talk shit on white people, if it wasn’t for white people, you wouldn’t get “no mo money”
no mo welfare, no mo rap music sales, no mo food stamps, hog mall or collard greens, a matter of fact, you all still be out in the jungle whipping your ass with banana leaves, like your ancestors

By: Blackiefoo

Blackiefoo — Tue, 01 Mar 2011 06:50:43 +0000

So it’s 2011 and I see tons of people with a Kindle…