That Apple Jack
You motherfuckers that been with NiggaKnow since the beginning know that we dunked keys on a gaggle of them jacks. A motherfucking gaggle, nigga. We all over them MP3 grips, jacks, and all that - and today we got a update about that latest shit: The iPhone. Oh, and before you shifted ass white motherfuckers decide you got to say some shit about how we late on this, fall the fuck back. Only reason we coming late on this because I had hope on the motherfucking street that this bitch-made bullshit was some kind of white hoax. I’m like the only nigga out there right now that hate the shit. Only me and that nigga Bill Gates.
Any damn way, I got to talk shit on that iPhone bull. That shit got me aggitated, so be warned, white motherfuckers. If you got here from Digg or whatever the fuck, strap your motherfucking safety belts on because you might actually get out your chair for once when you read some real shit that criticizes Apple and ain’t the text version of sucking that nigga Steve Jobs dick.
The iPhone is basically a touchscreen iPod that you could hook up to some faggot ass Cingular service. That Apple Jack work well for some shit, but most of the time it ain’t worth a fuck. For example, that iPhone shit ain’t worth a fuck when it come to looking like you ain’t a faggot, but on the other hand the motherfucker second to none when it come to dropping calls and getting clipped outta white fingers.
THE iPHONE AND WHITE MOTHERFUCKERS:
MADE FOR EACH OTHER
Touchscreen iPod and Phone? The fuck out with that bullshit. How the fuck you gone get excited about a iPod with Jack capabilities you can’t even holla at black bitches with? This the type of shit only those white bitches be tolerating. The minute a black bitch find out you tryna call her with a motherfucking Apple Jack that bitch gonna ruin your motherfucking eardrums. Its all good though, white people. At least you could give your favorite John Tesh mp3 a +1 in that Play Count column as your eyes drip and you write about your faggot ass feelings on your motherfucking Livejournal.
Apple Jack? Nigga, FUCK Steve Jobs.
Shit is strictly for white motherfuckers. No niggas getting excited about some shit from Steve Jobs. That shit could up and change the minute the nigga start handing out some shit redesigned for niggas, but until then that nigga don’t get a sheet out my motherfucking reams.
I’d like to see that apple jack touch screen after i drop that awkward ass brick shit 20 times on the asphalt, dumb ass bitches. Gayer than aids.
Cingular service? You mean only people who suscribe to cingular can get an iPhone?
What about us folks in Saudi Arabia? Lol.
I wonder if apple allows us to take out the battery on this one?
Steve Jobs so gay he eat his yogurt out George Michael ass with a motherfucking spoon.
That Apple Jack pretty funny E!
Let me tell you. You people are all going to be falling all over this once they start marketing it heavily. Like Air Jordans. Just wait.
Mass marketing works consistently with blacks, and this will be no exception. Like Mac Donalds. I’m going to be hearing all about this on the soul station every ten minutes.
If I can’t spin wax on it, why the fuck would I want it?
shit isn’t even true widescreen….it crops the edges.
fuck an iphone.
ya feel me?
dotsson:
yeah you read that shit right.. the iphone is exclusive to cingular AND white motherfuckers.
If you ain’t down with neither then you down with niggaknow.
one.
h8torade:
no motherfucking doubt. when are you fantasy football niggas gonna write your updates?
keep it hot.
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gadfly:
thank you my nigga, that shit mean alot.. for now. i mean, if i catch you rolling out in some french clown poet black shirt shit like that nigga steve jobs then we gonna have differences yadadamean?
Yoo spelled agitated Rawng.
I keep hearing people going crazy over the fact that the screen re-orients itself if you tilt the iPhone landscape (horizontal) or portrait (vertical).
Who the fuck cares.
And fuck a touch screen.
man, even white motherfuckers like me know this shit’s gay. fuck an iphone.
Preach on!
(Cingular doesn’t exist anymore, it’s The New AT&T now!)
Forget this, I only want to make phone calls and be able to be reached on the fly.
I don’t need to worry about breaking a touch-screen trying to punch out the numbers. I don’t need music in my phone, draining its battery. I don’t need to be surfin the web from a Starbucks. Give me a phone with big-enough buttons that I can hit them cleanly and a battery that can last through a weekend please. No more of this iNonsense.
This shit was pure hatred, my nigga. No real reason, just “FUCK THAT!” and out.
And black bitches would wanna touch it. That’s word.
Anonymous:
you know, nigga you right. the shit is mostly hate. I been barraged with white motherfuckers telling me just how much semen they gone leak the minute they get they evil tips on this shit. tired of hearin praise on the shit nah mean?
tell you what NIGGA, i’ll do an objective review and still come out on top of the motherfucking game when i prove that the shit gay for sure.
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my nigga im not even going near this shit. i am so motherfucking fed up with apple being the status symbol of white motherfuckers with them silly afros and tight jeans pretending they real hip because they live on west 124th street and think they really appreciating black culture. this shit is fucking gay, son. i say every nigga from brownsville to patterson new fucking jersey throw on they ski masks and white tees and rob the shit outta any fruity ass graduate student they spot on they block sporting this gay ass ipod shit thinking they real motherfucking urbanites. word the fuck up my niggas.
also keep ya eyes open for a new motherfucking post from TLRNY. be ready son
You know jack shit about black culture nigga, and Jack just left the building.
Every piece of technoyogy you talk about I see on 10 niggas to every white guy that has one.
Get on a fucking bus and look around. Niggas everywhere got this tech shit. Oh yeah, count the white niggas on the bus while you at it. The five you see don’t have one cause they spend they’re shit on crack. The rest of the white motherfuckers dont ride the bus ’cause they spend their loot on a car nigga.
It’s crap like this site, why black people will NEVER be accepted into mainstream society.
Sure, you folks scream “we kep’ down by DA MAN!” and play the professional-victim behavior, and then turn around and have your own little racist communities, your skank fashion, and your deplorable ebonics… no wonder real life hates you people.
First of all, unless I can put some spinners on it … fuck it.
Second, “you people”? The last time someone said “you people” to me was your mother when she said “You people really DO have bigger dicks!”
ps: for every blog like this, for every little racist communities, your skank fashion, and your deplorable ebonics there’s an entore nation of you fuckers built on racism so deeply embedded that’s it’s institutional.
So says the nigga with the JD … bitch
Only Apple Jacks I’m getting close to are the ones from Kellogg’s.
Apple fans are fucked up, they criticize everyone else but if Apple messes up or screws customers over, they pretend like it never happened or as if Apple’s mess ups are a way to protect customers.
Apple fucking sucks, so does Microsoft, but Apple gets a good rep while sodomizing its customer. Apple fanboys get raped and still thank Apple for taking the time to do so.
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Apple sux, agree on that 1 if not on anything else instead of making it a racial matter with whatever-the-fuck you come up with fucking fools.