That Apple Jack pretty funny E!

Mass marketing works consistently with blacks, and this will be no exception. Like Mac Donalds. I’m going to be hearing all about this on the soul station every ten minutes.

fuck an iphone.

ya feel me?

yeah you read that shit right.. the iphone is exclusive to cingular AND white motherfuckers.

If you ain’t down with neither then you down with niggaknow.

one.

no motherfucking doubt. when are you fantasy football niggas gonna write your updates?

keep it hot.

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thank you my nigga, that shit mean alot.. for now. i mean, if i catch you rolling out in some french clown poet black shirt shit like that nigga steve jobs then we gonna have differences yadadamean?

Who the fuck cares.

And fuck a touch screen.

(Cingular doesn’t exist anymore, it’s The New AT&T now!)

I don’t need to worry about breaking a touch-screen trying to punch out the numbers. I don’t need music in my phone, draining its battery. I don’t need to be surfin the web from a Starbucks. Give me a phone with big-enough buttons that I can hit them cleanly and a battery that can last through a weekend please. No more of this iNonsense.

And black bitches would wanna touch it. That’s word.

you know, nigga you right. the shit is mostly hate. I been barraged with white motherfuckers telling me just how much semen they gone leak the minute they get they evil tips on this shit. tired of hearin praise on the shit nah mean?

tell you what NIGGA, i’ll do an objective review and still come out on top of the motherfucking game when i prove that the shit gay for sure.

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also keep ya eyes open for a new motherfucking post from TLRNY. be ready son

Every piece of technoyogy you talk about I see on 10 niggas to every white guy that has one.

Get on a fucking bus and look around. Niggas everywhere got this tech shit. Oh yeah, count the white niggas on the bus while you at it. The five you see don’t have one cause they spend they’re shit on crack. The rest of the white motherfuckers dont ride the bus ’cause they spend their loot on a car nigga.

Sure, you folks scream “we kep’ down by DA MAN!” and play the professional-victim behavior, and then turn around and have your own little racist communities, your skank fashion, and your deplorable ebonics… no wonder real life hates you people.

Second, “you people”? The last time someone said “you people” to me was your mother when she said “You people really DO have bigger dicks!”

ps: for every blog like this, for every little racist communities, your skank fashion, and your deplorable ebonics there’s an entore nation of you fuckers built on racism so deeply embedded that’s it’s institutional.

So says the nigga with the JD … bitch

Apple fucking sucks, so does Microsoft, but Apple gets a good rep while sodomizing its customer. Apple fanboys get raped and still thank Apple for taking the time to do so.