The Evils of White Bluetooth
Okay white people we all understand you think you so goddamn important - so believe a nigga when they tell you that you don’t got to be talking that white bullshit on the motherfucking train. The worst of all the shit is that you doing it with a motherfucking bluetooth headset - not concentrating, staring off into space. You could get the motherfucking bicuspids knocked the fuck out your mouth you stop paying attention and stare at a nigga saying some shit like how much you love that British nigga House. Yeah, another motherfucking Doctor show and the only black dude on that shit is that nigga that filled the fuck in for Wesley Snipes when he decide he too motherfucking black to play Willie Mays Hayes in the sequel. HOUSE? The fuck out here with that bullshit.
You can’t be gawking off into space on the train. You think its all good because shits a accident or whatever, but we ain’t trying to hear some white excuses. I mean, we ain’t gonna come out and smash a grill without being polite, we gonna ask you nicely just what the fuck you said and then you gonna be picking up some dental work up off the tracks. It is what it is, but it definitely ain’t no opportunity for white snippiness when someone ask you what the fuck you want.
Shut the fuck up and look at the motherfucking ground with your evil white eyes.
Oh and don’t be acting like you all high tech and shit because you got a motherfucking bluetooth. That shit ain’t new nigga. Niggas been commanding white motherfuckers in space for days when it come time to get shit done for real. You white pasty motherfuckers wearing that bluetooth shit like you Billy Dee Williams slave from all them Star Wars joints.
So remember my white motherfuckers that be reading this shit on the daily: Everybody got a bluetooth headset, but not every nigga got a tolerance for white conversations. Keep your eyes on the motherfucking ground and shut the fuck up or we gone make a whistle out your grill. Unforgivable.
So that’s what the fuck you get today. Check the new motherfucking videos we put up on the daily and please quit aggitating niggas.
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tell them poor ass niggas to stop that shit too i don’t want to hear what you did to you mother fuckin friends in madden last night or hw much cronic you smoked shut yo mouth motherfucker
What about the black people with headsets who talk entirely too loud everywhere?
“What about the black people with headsets who talk entirely too loud everywhere?”
WHAT THE FUCK ABOUT IT NIGGA? We earned that motherfucking right and privelage. You think you balla then tell a nigga to keep quiet when he sayin shit and see just what the fuck happen to you.
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actually that shit just bugs me out regardless of race. People just walking around talking off into thin air. Whatever. FUCK CHINESE PEOPLE THOUGH
the fuck u talking about u earned that right and privelage u dumb nigger? all yall bitches prolly stole someones credit card to open up your wireless account….wait wait im sorry, that wannabe nigger fat joe bent over for boost mobile to do commercials so all you niggers probably robbed your local 7-11’s of their pay as you go phones and use that shit.
I guess you didn’t earn the mothafuckin’ right to spell either?? If you’re going to be entitlement-minded (which is practically in your DNA), learn to spell the word PRIVELEGE.
It’s PRIVILEGE…Idiots.
Niggaz can only get PREPAID cuz their DUMBASSES have fucked credit from having their RIMZ repoed
That is some funny fuckin’ shit!
don’t believe i hear more crackas talking to themselves than niggas. I find all that shit you wrote as funny as white people liking mayonnaise. I hate that shit. Hands free let’s you keep a grip on your shit, so don’t go gettin all dental too quick.
KKK loves bluetooth for hands free clan meetings. WHITE POWER
Look you broke ass nigga. You’re no better than a corn bread eating white peace of shit talking about nigger this and nigger that. You got a problem with white people then to fucking bad. You’re hear, I’m here, and everyone else is here. Get used to it. Shit isn’t going to change. Educate yourself and do something to better your situation rather than bitching about it. Get over that shit and you’ll be a hell of a lot better off.
I hear you about people not paying attention to what they are doing or saying on the subways. But, don’t blame whitey for all the stupidity thats around. It’s not whitey that makes old black people afraid to leave there apartments at night. Why don’t you try to convince some of the younger bro’s not to hassle old people in their neighborhoods. Then stand up to the white man. Get your house in order first.
ahh bluetooth sucks balls. I like how white people come here and take shit way to fuckin seriously. Get ready for more because this is a link on collegehumor.
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i hate pretty much any and everybody,bluetooth or not,cell phone or not,crackers,niggers,spics,chinks, fags,dikes,towel heads,fat people,injuns,wetbacks,but i really hate paris hilton,she is a bitch.atte ruben el mexicano mojado.
OK, first off, I see these porch monkeys using that fuckin bluetooth all the time and I’ve only seen one white person use it ever. Its funny how nig nogs have bluetooth when they talk their bottom lips smacks against their chin. I don’t want to hear about the big ass bitch with the manly/gorrila-like face she had last night, or the “snow” you sell on the block. Enough of this fucking slang, speak English or go back on the boat to Africa. Click Click durka durka Zimbabwe (for your translation)
Niggas like you are the only reason there is still racism in the world. Act like you are remotely educated and white people wont be so quick to judge and call you a nigga!
fucking idiots i only notice it when fucking niggas use it talking about the same shit white people talk about only louder. I haven’y seen many white people use it actually. I think the whole idea is fucking stupid people inherently talk louder when using the bluetooth instead of a regular cell phone. Its a stupid thing.
Idk, I think that the Bluetooth Headsets are stupid reguardless of race. Unless your driving of course. Anyhow. The author of this blog indicated that blacks beating up nerdy whites are a daily happening. Hehe, right. I’m white. And I’d like to see a “nigga” try and bust my “white molars”. The author of this blog is more racist than any white dude with a headset. Period.
Big Eddie Ed… Big surprise guys. He’s black and unemployed. Haha, just check his e blogger profile.
fucking niggers i love how you think white people are afraid of your monkey asses if a nigger told me to look at the ground when i was on the phone he would be picking up his nigger teeth if he still had any since all you niggers do is smoke crack. another funny thing is how about when you fight somebody do it your motherfucking self i hate when i hear a nigger say man i kicked that crackers ass but you forgot to metion all the other monkeys that swung down out of the trees to help your ass you niggers are so polite to a white man when your by your nigger self but when you have like a clan of of your niggers your all bad and shit stupid niggers no matter what you say about us we will always be better than you, always inferior to us another note your nigger tribe sold you to us if we didn’t buy you niggers would of been dead from your own race so stop with saying we owe you something you owe us for your lives niggers
Silly nigga … rights are for whites!
It’s funny how people come here and get all pissed off about shit, instead of realizing the satire for what it is. Then they’ll go home and watch The Colbert Report and think it’s all real too. Bitchin’ about “get and education” and these fucks can’t even spell. Relax, take a deep breath, and then read the article on Segways.
I think you y’all niggas pissed some people off
This mufucka said go back to Africa?!?! Like we asked yo bitch ass European ancestors to brings us over here. Why the fuck would I go back to Africa anyway? You dumb bitch, your not even American so take yo ass back to spain or holland.
This article is fucking stupid. I dont see any white people walking around on their fucking boost mobile walkie talkie phones or w/e. Bein loud as fuck. At least when white people use their blue tooths their not beeping all over the place and being LOUD AS FUCK. It goes both ways so shut the fuck up.
Sure are a lot of anonymous, cowardly gentlemen here. Care to elaborate on how hatin us ‘niggas’ over the internet makes your penis bigger?
I gotta admit, I never seen that Star-Wars Bluetooth as a white technology. Only time I ever seen it is waitin in line at the post office and some construction-workin nigga be standing in front of me in line. That technology wasn’t invented so “Todd” can tell “Leonard” about TV shows. It was invented so a motherfucker that needs to use his hands don’t drop a circular saw on his damn legs.
Gotta admit though, them earpieces look straight-up retarded on anyone. You givin your report to the mother-ship on that grip son?
i would like to see one of you fuck with this whitey on the train
fuck yo pussy ass shit nigga.
any motherfucker ask me who im talking to and im my motherfuckin bluetooth that i paid for by working and not sucking dick or sellign crack, imma slap him with my dick. i dont care what color he is, who the fuck he is, im a smack him with my dick and just say you fucking NIGGER. I got a cotton field and shit out in the back, you want me to kick your ass and put it there. would you rather be lynched like your ancestors were?
thats right you fucking monkeys.
go back to the jungle in africa where you belong.
lazy ass crack smoking weed toting dick sucking black faggots/
fuck u
Yo, Ed! That shit harsh!
Maybe white motherfucker momma is sick or some shits? No need to bust up the nigga grill, he talking to his momma.
Wait until that motherfucker start talking about dumping his Nextel stock or some fucking PE ratio — THEN knock that motherfucker laser-whitened ivory out that white ass mouth.
He’s got no job and likes the movie Soul Plane. Enough Said.
Listen, i seen just ass many of you black motherfuckers wearin that shit out’ to, its not a white ting or a black ting, its a stupid thing.
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I BET THIS WEBSITE WAS MADE BY A WHITE DUDE! HA
Come on people its just comedy. Its Nigga Know Technogoly, thers gotta be Whitey in there too.
I think this blog is hilaious. Everybody who gets all pissed off at this needs to CAAAALEM DOOOOWN.
Do ya’ll get this pissed at Stephen Colbert every night?
NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA, MAD NIGGAISH WITH YOUR MEAN MUG UP IN THIS SHIT. DON’T BE SUCH A NIGGA!
hey ass, no one cares whos black or whos white no mo, drop it bro
yo ass, no one cares if you black or white, drop it bro
What a waste of fucking space, gtfo the internet you racist trash.
fuck i rofld at the replys. this site is a crackup. hatorade ftw.
This is a fake website, people
Jesus still loves you all
Might want to take a closer look at someone to see how he carries himself. If he’s white, hispanic, black, whatever, if he’s on the train, talking loud enough to piss you off, he obviously isn’t afraid of your stupid ass. He might be a veteran who has the experience and impatience to accidentally break your life. Just for staring at him, not even waiting for you to ask a question or “bust his molars”.
Please, interrupt me while I am talking. Test me. I’ll finish my conversation in peace after I bleed you out.
I guess niggers like you will never learn. And I guess not learning is why “white conversation” mystifies you so much: the words are much too large for you. Ignorant people like you get pissed off and confused when any word has more than 3 syllables and isn’t “motherfucker.” And like everyone else has stated, I see more black people wearing those fucking headsets than white people. And they’re a lot louder, a lot more rude and just plain stupid. Like you, nigga. Did you know that one?
how bout them niggers licking the barbeque sauce off thier fingers talking real loud on thier cell phones about thier next drive by or where they want to score crack from ?
Ever notice how the only black guys who are going to knock you around only talk about it. I say let em’ After they go to jail for ag assault you get the deed to their crack house.
ur an idiot.
It’s easy to see how the uneducated respond to normal every-day annoyances that people of normal intelligence just learn to block out. Good job there, asshole. Keep spreading the news about all the stuff that really matters like cellphones and bitches and bling…while the culture just continues its decline. And by the way, you didn’t EARN anything sitting on the street corner, you didn’t earn anything by learning to type and posting your ramblings on some out-of-the-way bullshit site, no one owes you SHIT. There’s no conspiracy out to get you. People just fuck each other over no matter what color. You’ve had hundreds of years to get your shit together and you haven’t. Your fucking fault, not mine. So shut your goddamn moronic mouth so I don’t have to waste any more time reading your poorly written, tasteless, humorless shit.
numbers are fun.
You white motherfuckers is some punk ass bitches.
This is all bullshit. I’ll bet the guy who started this blog is white, between 18 and 25, is from suburbia and has more money than he deserves(from mommy and daddy of course).
You people are so retarded. All you do is prove this author’s points by acting like you all have sticks up your asses. One guy says a couple “negative” things about white people as a group and you’re all up in arms. Just makes you all look like pussies. Get a clue, nobody takes your racist, internet-tough guy shit seriously.
Pretty sure none of you have the balls to spit out your racist rhetoric in real life. You all probably jerk off to the illusions of grandeur that you derive from correcting people’s spelling and trying to tell this guy that all black people have bad credit. Ooooh. Badass. None of you could ever produce a website that anyone would comment on, let alone have the creativity or foresight to create an entire series of blogs that continuously entice people to reveal their prejudices.
Peace and Love, fuckers.
What the fuck is this??? Hey Eddie we want more pictures of Emmaluscious!!!
I just wanted to say Happy New Year and I love u.
Peace out
U all need a hug. lol
Happy New Year and I love all of you.
Peace out
SHUT THE FUCK UP…4 REAL YOU AINT FUCKEN LIVE..SO YOU KNOW, I AM A WHITE GIRL AND I WILL TELL YA WHAT..BETYA I’LL FUCK YA ASS UP. WISH YOU WOULD RUN UP ON ME OR MY PEOPLE. YOU WOULD REGRET THAT! YOUR A FUCKEN CLOWN AND YOU SOUND REAL STUPID AND IGNORANT. THATS WHY YOU GET NO RESPECT..PRESENT YOUR SELF LIKE A MAN WITH WISDOM AND YOU’LL GET WISDOM AND RESPECT..CLOWN!!!! GET AN EDUCATION SO THAT YOU DON’T END UP LIKE THAT “NIGGA” YOU WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT ON THE TRAIN, YES, RIDING THE TRAIN PROBABLY BECAUSE HIS ASS DID NOT GO TO SCHOOL THEREFORE HAS NO RIDE. ALSO STOP CALLING YOURSELVES “NIGGA’S” HOW DO YOU EXPECT ANYONE ELSE TO RESPECT YOU OR YOUR RACE WHEN YOU DON’T RESPECT YOURSELVES? YOU ARE A TRUE CLOWN!
It’s not about race. It seems like every other post on this site is from a moronic, stereotyping, ignorant, prick who thinks its funny to lower and debase our culture. You have to live her whether you like it or not. You have to put up with the problems you’ve created. And not all blacks are uneducated. I know plenty of white people that are uneducated. The only way to end all of this racism and separatist beliefs is to work from the inside out. You need to fix yourself and your morals and habits before you can judge another. Dont go blaming the problems of our society on one race or another. We all live here, we all caused it.
An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind.
damn. what the hell happened here?
Ayman:
Its them college humor white motherfuckers that use this site as they white guilty pleasure.
keep poppin back you trippy headed popped collar niggas.
say word. 1
yo Uhura…nobody want to listen to you talk to baby daddy.
i wish you dirty niggers would shut the fuck up and assimilate into civilized scociety already seriously you wonder why the rest of the country treats you differently? because you think its cool to be an uneducated thug. learn how to speak properly and maybe some manners and instead of smoking blunts and wilin out with ya niggaz or whatever the fuck you hooligans do maybe you should read a book or go to class or something if you cant handle that maybe you should all go back to afica and set up a new country called new compton and just do your black bullshit all day you know drink 40s and play basketball and shoot at eachother and smoke weed i bet you would love it
i love how all this people take this shit so seriously. . . take a joke man. besides every person i know who uses a bluetooth is a fucking homo, they all think they’re its makes them look like hot shit, holyshit!
pussy bitch.
Why do you niggaaaahs take so long to put up an update..?
PS: I put an h on it so its ok.
Man VICE magazine called all you niggas out like a year ago for using that stupid bluetooth nonsense all the time in public. Way too late to be hatin on white people for that shit. Only white boy I know uses a bluetooth headset is a nerdass.
my nigga i just got back from vacation and i comes back and i see this masterpiece. only thing is that you must be seeing this bullshit on the nj transit cuz i aint seeing this bullshit on the F train, first of all cuz white people dont dare take that shit outta manhattan, and on the f train its all them mexicans and none of them ever heard of a bluetooth. second of all imma hit yall with a new post soon but good work making them faggot white collegehumor clowns go into steroid rage and rip off they popped collars. thirdly, is that ya bitch in the last post?
At work today, I saw more blacks with bluetooth earpieces than whites, and the white population is a lot bigger than the black.
It’s Jedi Princess…I haven’t popped in for awhile because, I have no words for these white dudes invading this website, especially if they truly can’t stand black people. It’s distracting and really takes away from your “used to be” awesome comment section. More than half of these comments are ridiculous and take away from the cool of your post. Keep on keepin’ on fellas.
This nigga nuts
shit
Crazy muthafuckaz