The Sleepyheadacopter: GEN H-4
Sleepyheads always gotta come with that technology that you only seen in those 1950’s sci-fi joints. I mean, its like every day they got a new line of robots or alarm clocks that could suck your dick and play mp3s - but not today. The latest shit they throwing down is … a personal helicopter.
Yeah, that’s right, a motherfucking one-seat, personal helicopter.
The shit is made in Japan, and they calling it the GEN H-4 (which is aight because they usually name all they new inventions “Doris”, or “Dorothy” or some other old white bitch name). The GEN H-4 got one seat, a landing gear, 2 sets of those blades. The controls look just like a bike, so you could bet the next model gonna have a motherfucking basket and a ringa-ring-ring bell on the handlebars so these sleepyheaded motherfuckers could deliver they kung pow, or whatever the fuck, in 30 minutes or less.
Actually, it BETTER be there in 30 minutes or less, because even though this sleepyheadacopter shit could fly to a maximum altitude of 1000 meters at like 60 miles per hour, the shit gonna run the fuck out of fuel and drop to the ground in 30 minutes. So after a half hour you gonna see sleepyheads dropping out the motherfucking sky like its 1941 and they just peeped a battleship in they rearview. You may as well stay the fuck inside until this shit get recalled, because I ain’t never met a sleepyhead who could even push a damn whip right, let alone keep a motherfucking gas tank full.
Any damn way, you could still get this shit in America from Acecraft for $30,000 but you got to put that shit together your damn self.
Ain’t that some muthafuckin shits?
Just pay somebody to put it together for you.
CWTR™
Fuck that. I ain’t fixing to buy a GOD DAMENED THING for $30,000 that ain’t put together, spit-shined and rolled out the god damned showroom motherfucker!
Ah! Them sleepyheads shoulda kept in character and named that shit “Agnes” or some fuck.
And another motherucking thing. You KNOW That bitch-ass little engine made for sleepyhead weights of a buck-O-five. Get a full size nigga on that motherfucker and see if he go any fucking where. Knaaamean?
Ayman - do you have the shits? You might want to check all that fiber in your diet…..
I’m gonna cop me one of these bad boys right now - gonna put it on that platinum amex…
ya feel me?
Sometimes I do…. Gotta stay away from that damn Sonic!
$30k? I’ll stick to motherfucking whips, nah mean?
This shit ain’t new. I seen them “build a helicopter” manuals in the back of barbershop magazines for 20 years now. They’ll never mass-produce this flyin deathtrap.
If those Japanese scientists knew what a hungry chinese deliveryboy was capable of, they’da nixxed the engine and sold a pedal-powered version on the cheap. ‘Least then the damn things won’t explode when some Jackie Chan motherfucker swoops in on my yard.
I love me somma that food though.
Kobe Tai wearing a GEN H-4 hat is something I’m willing to invest in.
Imagine: With a press of a button, the bitch comes flying down straight on your cock, now that is technology!!!
Imagine:
you could have in-flight jousting or airborne Football….
When people collide they would get all chopped up and shit…
I mean, I might cop one of these motherfuckers but that’s only because I could push a goddamn whip right.
I mean, ain’t none of you motherfuckers concerned that them sleepyheads gonna be all up in the motherfucking sky?
knaaaa
Them sleepyheads been pretty tame since all the shit back in the day. Least in Japan, anyhow.
But a nigga wanted to be anywhere but near them little mothefuckers back then. They di’t have no mothefucking people skills.
Only 30g’s? I think Oprah should give one to everbody in America.
You get a GEN H-4! You get a GEN h-4! And, YOU get a GEN H-4!!
Oprah is suck a phony fucking flake.
omar:
no doubt.. that bitch was aight when she was doing shit like the color purple, but man, fuck the bitch now.