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What the fuck?? Why would NASA have released the grainy, no-good photos and held back the motherfucking crystal clear moonshots 40 years ago? That don’t make no damn sense. Unless of course it’s all tied into that NOBODY WENT TO THE DAMN MOON IN THE FIRST PLACE conspiracy and these high quality pics are the proof of that!
Agreed Big Ed, black folk likely didn’t thief those photos, but if NASA really wants em back, all they need do is get motherfucking Bill Clinton to proclaim a “Return Them Photos Fatwa” and black folk would be falling all over them damn selves to recover that sacred space property. Nah mean?

CWTR™

I mean, they just took the same motherfucking footage they “lost” and repeated every motherfucking frame 6 times so it could get on TV.. why the fuck cant they edit that shit and remove the extra motherfucking frames.. aint nasa got photoshop????

Did you know that there was a breeze on the moon…… Damn that flag was blowing all over the place up there!

Fuck the US government!

CWTR™

no motherfucking doubt. bill clinton was a motherfucking nigga in white motherfucker clothes.

Shit was off da hook! Now we got some backwoods hillbilly bitch running the show.

Ain’t that some muthafuckin shits?

You want to move as many of them cracker-ass politicians in and out of DC as fast as possible. Cuz them motherfuckers hang around, then they make motherfucking friends with other white motherfuckers — then they start making plans on how they goin jack all the niggas. Like that thieving motherfucker Randy Cunningham.

Naaaaa, man.

Move them crackers through as fast as possible and then send them back to whatever cracker-ass district sent them in the first fucking place. It ain’t like there ain’t a bunch of motherfuckers able to do the job. That stupidass Bush done proved that shit. If he can do the job, any motherfucker can.

Those tapes were probably stolen by some fucked-up country with major USA envy — like France. Those frenchies are going to photoshop that film and put little red berets on Neil Armstrong and say they too went to the moon. Bunch of stinky fucks!!!

The United States government did not make it to the moon in 1969, but they did make it in 1972 with Eugene Cernan, that one was real. He placed a flag there, in case other nations ever made it to the moon and exposed the Armstrong hoax.

NASA wanted to make a quick buck and do the same thing, but nobody knows where they left the fucking things. I don’t know if they stolen, I think the government wouldn’ta admitted they lost the damn things if someone jacked ‘em. I think it’s typical NASA “Oh we miscalculated and now 8million just crashed into Mars. Oops!” bullshit.

They ain’t never gonna find them tapes. I got a copy of ‘em here some nigga in Hong Kong hooked me up with though. Any nigga can see there’s strings attached to them ships, and there’s a deleted scene with Armstrong and Aldrin tag-teaming Marylin Monroe in a crater. This shit’s T.I.T.E.

preach on my nigga.. preach on

i was actually thinking about hitting you guys up so we could jump on this:

http://www.gawker.com/news/top/living-embodiment-of-caucasianess-keepin-it-real-193326.php

but now everyone done did their own wack-ass spoof…

but hit me up on e. it’s on the blog and in my profile.

word.

Lisbone-Portugal, 17/08/06

Can I get a amen?

Oh, and I suppose you didn’t say THAT.

Nigga please.

Trouble making fool.

Apparently you told Luke, “I have come to bring fire on the earth, and how I wish it were already kindled!”

You got a selective memory Jesus.

Selective memory these nuts.

Black Jesus never hurt nobody that didn’t deserve it. Water to wine, gettin beaten down by the authorities, you don’t get any blacker than that.

Fuck anglo-Jesus and his six-pack abs. Ya don’t work in the hot sun and have a snowey complexion anyhow.

out

Black Jesus, Anglo Jesus, motherfucking Purple Jesus, I got problems with them all. Yeshua Bar Yusef is a long ago DEAD motherfucker that did not die for anyones sins, but was executed for breaking laws by the authorities of the day. Shall we have a look at this motherfuckers rap sheet?

-Blasphemy against the most high.
-Violating the law and the sabbath.
-Practising sorcery.
-Disturbing the peace.
-Destroying property.
-Threatening the Temple.

And the motherfucking coup de gras — Inciting revolt against the empire.

Nope, this turd should have been shuffled off to the motherfucking dust-bin of history long ago.

Black Jesus got contributor status?? I may just have to boycott in protest!
Wait until Solomon gets wind of this motherfucking shit!