Okay okay okay. The Last Real New Yawker back. If you ever come through South Side QB boro you gonna see why ya nigga been too caught up with his shit and his peoples to be writing these posts more regular like he should. I don’t fuck with them cubicles with one of them fag ass Garfield calendars on my wall you dig. My name not Brad nigga, my name not Brad.

But anyways, up in that faggot little brain of yours hiding under your caesar, you thinking, “well now you gonna come with a review of some homo product that every pasty hipster in Minnesota be dying to grip, right?” Nah playa not today, not today. Today Imma bring it a little different. The other morning I was browsing CNN.com looking for some follow up on the shit that comes spewing out John Kerry three foot long face, and what did a nigga spy, but a article called “Hip-hop gets its game on.” Now this no usual ass piece where some sushi-eating “down” 34 year old white boys be trying to express they appreciation for black culture and all that, like them shaggy haired 90 pound NYU students that wonder why they keep getting robbed cuz they think they got the right to be living on 136th and Broadway cuz they “understand.” This a piece about some of a nigga favorite things: video games, motherfucking music, and stomping a nigga head on the subway for whatever reason. My nigga, you saying, hip hop and video games, they complete opposites! No pizza faced scrawny faggot wearing braces and jerking off three times a hour to tentacle anime porn gonna have anything to do with the streets and no nigga who working the strip gonna come home after a long day and fire up that level 78 dwarf magician, nah mean. But don’t get me wrong: video games not only for Koreans. I mean, theres a difference between shit like NBA Live and Dungeonquest or whatever the fuck, or GTA: San Andreas and some fruity Asian Final Fantasy game where some dick with pointy blonde hair and capris be taking turns with a nigga with a fucking gatling gun on his arm to attack some big ass monster that look like a giant nut sack.

So this article about one of them new Def Jam fighting games that be coming out for the next generation consoles. So what makes this shit any different from the other games? Why I be talking about it? Apparently, them niggas over at Def Jam Interactive and EA saying that in this motherfucker, “Music plays a much bigger role in this title than in the past two.” Apparently, whatever music that bumping whether it from the west coast, the east coast, Chitown or the ATL, influences the environment that you got Method Man beating the shit outta Paul Wall in. So the game will have shit like - I’m not making this up, this is what them retards over at CaucasianNewsNetwork saying - a car wash that operates to the beat of the music, that you can throw bitch ass niggas like Jibbs into. “Each song played in each environment will open up unique interactions.” What the fuck does that mean? I never heard anything so motherfucking vague, son. But, anyways, then you can like download ya own music and get Mobb Deep bumping during ya fights.

Lemme tell you a couple motherfucking things. First off, before they come out, games always say they do innovative ass shit like this. The Jungle Book II video game probably said in some AsianFaggotWeekly gaming magazine they was gonna have some hot ass disembowelment technology so you can play as that crazy bear nigga and rip heads off cracked out monkeys, but then that game release two months later and that shit sucked so much big black nigga dick that it didn’t even sell to six year olds wearing bike helmets in wheelchairs. Second off, the bitch who heads Def Jam Interactive. Guess what her name is? Joanna Jackson? Khadijah Jones? Nah nigga, motherfucking Lauren Wirtzer. How the fuck they trying to push a product featuring the music and the likenesses of the black man, talking about “Gaming is almost intrinsic in hip-hop,” and “Every artist who goes on the road is going to have some sort of PlayStation or Xbox on their tour bus. It goes hand in hand,” when you a 45 year old Jewish bitch from Connecticut? This game is some fake ass shit and is probably gonna not bring nothing new to the table as usual, just having some run of the mill industry niggas fucking up Paul Wall, again. Why not play one of them Japanese games where the girls got they own technology, that makes they titties bounce realistically? Fuck this def jam interactive bullshit.

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