Video on Your Motherfucking Head
Im tellin you right now - if it got video playback, I’m gonna cop the motherfucker, but since day motherfucking one I been prayin for a better way to get at these clips.
Well look no motherfucking further: Ez Gear 4 U has a wearable video system that simulates a 50″ screen, is light as a motherfucker (68 grams), with mad battery life (8 hours), and now them old white bitches don’t gotta be offended and get you thrown off the train when you wanna throw on that Blacks on Blondes DVD. It costs roughly $400, which seems high, but let me explain why these niggas could charge $10,000 and make it worth while.
These portable video devices are the shit for real, but motherfuckers been getting bonespurs and neck cramps while trying to watch Scarface on the train. If you ask me, its a form of opression for all them niggas that just want to relax and watch they favorite movies without snapping they vertebrae like that nigga Superman. This whole thing relates to a time tested theory I thought up my damn self called: The LeVar Burton Theory.
STAGE 1: OPPRESSED
You heard me nigga. OPPRESSED, just like my nigga Kunta Kinta in ROOTS. All he wanted was to hold onto his identity, but the white motherfuckers made him suffer. Check my man LeVar Burton. He was mad oppressed with that shit. Now all a nigga wants is to chill a minute and watch them digital videos and not have to get into a Tai Chi crouch to make out the expression on my girl Jackee’s face when I got them 227 ripped episodes on my black iPod.
STAGE 2: RUNNING SHIT
When you running shit, you running shit. You no longer oppressed. LeVar Burton was oppressed early on, but rose up and now he’s running all that Star Trek space shit… but how do you get to that point? Allow me to point shit out:
You ask me, the difference is obvious. That nigga found out about these motherfucking DVD goggles before all of you motherfuckers.
So holla at them Ez Gear 4 U niggas, and cop your one chance at running shit.
“Video on Your Motherfucking Head”
Big Eddie Ed,
One problem here is that no young niggas down with Star Trek no more. Woozie be whippin Star Trek relentlessly every muthafuckin chance he get and he’d rather be playing muthafuckin Parcheesi than fleet commanding a muthafuckin Starship. Oppression be downright muthafuckin contagious in the 21st century.
i mean so what if your links don’t work because they add the www adress to the niggaknow.com addy… it’s not biggie… i’m still gettin that shit like WOAH
dj kent aron:
thanks for the feedback my white nigga. I fixed that shit mad quick.
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I’m down with the head gear. Igotta get me one of those mufuckas!
Star Trek sucks!
Damn Star Trek to the White Devil’s White Hell, in Black Jesus’ name we pray. Amen.
White Devil, White Devil?? Oh, all right then, I’ll reluctantly continue running shit if that’s what ya’ll want. No starch in the shirts, woozie.
I’m on a paper chase right now so that I can come up on one of these units….I got my hoes working the boulevard making me that cheese as we speak…
holla.
Holy motherfuckin shit niggas…that is for real? Its like we be in the futrue or some shit. Wow can’t believe my eyez. LeVar Burton on Reading Rainbow was fuckin sweet.