What TLRNY Think about that Wii Shit
First things first: Imma explain this picture brief like that guy posing as Ben Ferguson in the comments when he with a transvestite hooker behind that gas station under the F train. Lemme explain: this fucking faggot is not only pissed cuz his fake name is Ferguson, and that he 45 years old and has to clean the toilets that some fresh outta CUNY Brooklyn young niggas with flashy smiles - who make more paper in a week than Fake Benjamin sees in a motherfucking year - just fucking dropped some rock hard lincoln logs in. He also pissed that he ain’t never seen pussy that wasn’t paid for and smelling like rotten motherfucking rat shit in a motherfucking minute, and he gotta settle for a mexican bitch named “Chrissie” who has a motherfucking dick and a set of sandpaper brown balls (no homo), in the back of the 1987 Toyota, and even then he can’t get his little fag dick up and when he do he busts a nut in 46 seconds as soon as Raoul, I mean Chrissie, touches her mustache to Fake Benjamin’s stomach. Eat a dick, “Ben,” you Max Hardcore looking cheap ass clown, and all you other WWF watching, Walmart hopping, overweight motherfuckers who done forgot what it’s like to be loved by a pussy that wasn’t immediately related to you. Faggots.
Anyways, for all you loyal Niggaknow soldiers, here what the Last Real New Yawker think bout the Wii. You motherfuckers is all probably saying, “How is it, that these negroes, who show their love for expensive video game systems attached to the interior of their vehicles all the time on Black Entertainment Television and on that show ‘Pimp My Ride’ with that Exhibit character, have not mentioned any of them on this website?” Well I can’t speak for my nigga Eddie Ed but I can speak for my god damn self. First off: the PS3 is $599. That some thick paper right there, and I’m not tryna wind up in the cage after I stick up some sleepyhead for that shit after creeping with my nigga in his conspicuous-ass white Navigator and scoping out some malls in Teaneck, NJ. And I’m not standing on line with some fat white parents in baggy Fruit of the Loom t-shirts with they whiny little whiny white kids for six weeks to buy some bullshit that don’t got any hot games or any hot features besides that Blu-Ray bullshit. And until they got Kobe Tai on them Blu-Ray disks, what the fuck do I need Blu-Ray for, nah mean? What about the XBox 360? What about that shit nigga, I got my reasons for not having that shit, and I’m not gonna talk about it right now. Then what about the Wii? Why didn’t none of yall Niggaknow niggas drop some shit about the Wii? Maybe Eddie Ed will give yall a real review.
But here’s why I’m not going near that shit:
- As motherfucking usual, them faggot Pearl Harbor sleepyheads at Nintendo who pay money to sleep naked next to them 14 year old bitches dropped a whole lineup of gay motherfucking games. That’s my first problem: this Wii shit not catered to niggas. Oh, damn, TLRNY, you may say, that’s what you always say about EVERYTHING. This shit, that shit, none of this shit real enough for a nigga. Whatever, nicca, look at this shit and tell me I’m wrong.
Okay, TLRNY, you prolly thinking. What about them games like Red Steel? That shit be real violent. You can buck Hiroshimoshi niggas or slice they faces with samurai swords and shit. What you think bout that shit, TLRNY?
- Lemme respond with this image cuz i dont feel like writing shit
Look at them white motherfuckers flailing they arms, dancing around being mad intent and shit, bonding and shit over a motherfucking game where they control little girls with big ass heads and no arms. But WHO CARES IF YOU LOOK MOTHERFUCKING RETARDED? That Nintendo Wii be real motherfucking hip! You know why? Cuz of that fat caucazoid nigga in the leather beret. Which brings me to my last point.
-WHY THE FUCK EVERYTHING GOT TO BE COLORED WHITE NOWADAYS TO SELL THEY PRODUCTS. THAT SHIT AINT BEING ARTSY, YOU FUCKING HOMOS. GODDAMN.
That shit look a little too much like them lily cloud white iPods. You know what I feel about them iPods.
Any damn way niggas thats my two cents, nah mean. Maybe Eddie Ed gonna drop some shit bout this. Meanwhile, fuck that fake nigga Ben or whatever.
Say word my nigga. I’m like oh my God nigga, of course that nigga found that white motherfucker picture up on the google, son.
But fuck a WII for damn sure. Zelda? Fuck a Zelda. Metroid? Nigga please. Oh and don’t come at me with that bitch made Madden on the WII bullshit.
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TLNY: That shit real!
You find a nigga playing Zelda, he looking to puff on some little whiteboy dick as soon as they finish watching The OC later.
Fuck that shit.
gadfly:
say word on that… and oh yeah, thank you for showing love on your site. that shit you done was beautiful my nigga.
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Onle?
woozie:
OH DIP!!!!! I didn’t even notice that shit. Eagle eye nigga. TLRNY GOT TO GET TO A PHONIX CLASS!
fixed. good look with that shit. i wouldnt have seen it and then that faggot ben fergeson would be typing out a motherfucking novel on the comments page
I don’t know about you guys, but if I was a successful rapper or professional athlete I’d have all kinds of video game systems in the back in my luxury SUV- mainly to keep my many illegitimate children quiet and busy while I tried to pick up a hot Puerto Rican mami.
Stupid Niggers
You stupid niggers, your site should be named \”Nigger Don\’t Know Shit Except How To Bite the Curb\”
You stupid coons think you can shut me up by contacting my union? Or trying to mod the blog?
Bitch, I have a first amendment right to tell you how smelly, useless and lazy you worthless black kaffirs are. They should institute random lynchings of niggers until you stop bitching about your \”rights\”. You have the right to shut the fuck up, be my bitch, or the to hobo your ass back to the mis-spelled country of Nigger and re-learn how to hunt zebra with a spear.
Now, at this time, if last new yorker would like to get down on his knees and suck the lint from Negro Ed\’s crotch, you may do so.
One heck of a socialist you are Ben. Guys, please remember that most of us aren’t like Ben (at least I hope not).
Dang…you niggas went all out on that dude Ben Ferguson. He do look like a rapist for real though. I’d even watch my young adult ass when I’m around him.
so what y’all think after that mofo Paul Mooney telling people to quit using the “N-word” after getting his big ass head rich of using that word to write scripts for black comedians?
Bitch, I have a first amendment right to tell you…
Tell me that little piece of information isn’t accurate. Are there no hate laws in America the Great[sic]?
You folks need to have another civil war. The first one really only solved the end of slavery and not much else.
Benny boy has officially lost it. He acts like one of you stole his wife or something.
this shit is hilarious! i think i done pissed ben ferguson the fuck off
No shit. Benny Bitch is foaming at the motherfucking mouth. His momma must of left his daddy hairy troll ass for a sleek-ass nigga.
Your a fucking moron, Zelda is more important then your entire life. “Look at me, I’m black and I cuss alot and act gangster to get my point across!” Fucking idiot.
And hence we see the problem with free speech. It gives people like this moron Ben the right to run his mouth. Although he needs to carry his ass cause no one here wants to here it.
I am one color, American.
First of all DAMN you pissed that whiteboy off. Priceless. He’s so furious, I’ll bet his little frozen-pea nuts retracted all the way up into his fuckin throat. No problem, he’s probably used to having nuts in his throat. That faggot. You know he really just wants to taste some black dick, and he’s angry at the world for it.
Anyway you’re right about that Wii, but I’m still gonna get one. I don’t care how retarded my whiteass will look swinging that remote around all intently. At least I don’t have a gayass last name like Ferguson, or some shit… you know?
yo this shit got linked by collegehumor. prepare for a busload of shell necklace wearing 190 pound white motherfuckers with they flipped haircuts dunking on them keys. they all pissed cuz borat done called they asses out
Big Eddie Ed and The Last Real New Yorker:
Have ya’ll actually played the Wii? It’s freakin’ awesome! My brother got it right before Thanksgiving and me and my family were over at his house and played the Wii all day long. I’ll be buying one after Christmas. Guys, check it out for yourselves and then right another post about it.
Flapjacks
Oh yeah. I dig the site, fellas. I’ve been reading your articles ever since the I linked over from college humor a month or so ago.
Flapjacks
A nigga bought the first ps3, black power!
I’m with Ben Ferguson. Love the jokes. They’re funny because they’re true.
That nigga that was leaving comments as Ben Ferguson aint even Ben Ferguson. He’s some sore ass white motherfucker that got beef with some other white motherfucker and knows his info. So I took down that motherfucking update because that anonymous nigga is a coward ass faggot motherfucker for real.
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my nigga the way tlrny work is that he dont review products, he judge things before they even hit stores. dont mean i really would never buy a wii i just wouldnt be seen playing that shit
All that hard work on me for nothing?
Nigger that’s sad.
the fuck happened
Fake Ben:
Yeah and you so courageous that you do all of the following on this motherfucking blog under HIS name and not your own:
1. Repeated hate speech
2. Physical threats of violence
3. Riotous language
4. Post personal information
5. Spam racist jokes
…and all the while you acting all heroic because you claim you told us exactly who the fuck you were - but I was right all along.. you just a punk bitch who’s ready to sell another motherfucker down the river.. like all your white ancestors.
say word.
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fuck the wii
hes lying ed. he really is ben, or else why the fuck would he suddenly start tryna cover his dumb ass as soon as you suggested that he not really ben. i bet his boss aint even found out yet so he still think he got a sliver a hope so he gonna try to use this bullshit to his motherfucking advantage
Look, like everyone in the world, you have the right to an opinion. I respect that you’re willing to share your honesty with everyone, regardless of the affect it may have.
But come on, that was straight hypocritical. You sit and complain that the Wii and iPods are white only, not designed for black folk, then you go and call anyone who plays one a “faggot.” Real fucking clever. Aside from that, there are reasons for them to be white, and it’s the same reason new houses have white walls on the inside: It’s easier to customize. The Wii can be drawn on with dry-erase markers (why that’s neccessary, I’m not sure) but if it was black, no way in hell you’d be able to do that.
Back to the software. Check the stats and you’ll see that the Zelda series is one of the best-selling in the world. As for the second, example, no fuckin’ clue what that is. And for Wii sports? You’d be surprised how much fun that is. You say that if anyone wants to play a sport, they should get off their lazy ass and go outside, yet I bet your ass is on madden at least once a week. And not everybody has a bowling alley, golf course, and tennis court in their backyard, including you I’m sure.
My point is, if you’re gonna be quick to point out racism and discrimination in new technology, you’d be much more credible if you weren’t a close-minded dick cheese. No offense.
You are all ass holes.Thank you for keeping racism alive and well.You never try to solve the problem,you perpetuate it.White people will never except blacks as equals if you keep spouting off racist comments.Grow up,your embarasing yourselves.
You piss cause your poor ass cant afford one
“You are all ass holes.Thank you for keeping racism alive and well.You never try to solve the problem,you perpetuate it.White people will never except blacks as equals if you keep spouting off racist comments.Grow up,your embarasing yourselves.”
For the record, white people, black people, Hispanic people, and Asian people will never accept your ignorant skanky-trailer-living-pig-sex-married-to-your-cousin ass either until you learn some fucking grammar, fucktard.
Asshole: one word.
The word you were looking for was “accept” not “except.”
Embarrassing has two ‘r’s and two ’s’s.
Also, periods require spaces following them, dumbshit.
Now then, go the fuck back to your trailer, call up some mail order GED place and learn a bit about English, American sociology and culture. Then maybe you can come back and post. Until then, recognize that TLRNY is awesome and you are little more than a fucker of livestock.
I see Brodie had my job as a Grammar Nazi covered. Although he missed the “your” (it’s supposed to be “you’re”,) but whatever.
I think we are all pleased that Brodie was able to enlighten us with his expertise concerning the English language. However, that “trailer park skank” made a great point. Blacks and all the other races of the world will never be embraced in this country until they start embracing this country and the people in it. This site bashes certain technology because it isn’t “made for blacks”. It’s made for anyone. The Wii and IPOD may be the color white but for Christ sake it’s not wearing a hood so settle down.
So now you’re also deleting my non-racial hate messages?
You’ve suck to a new low. Way to make sure only the views you agree with are expressed on this site.
Wait a second you fucking Nigger I pods come in an arrangement of colors you porch monkey.
you guys should actually play around with a piece of hardware and put some actual thought into a review before bashing it and spouting a bunch of bullshit, making yourself seem even more ignorant.
What the fuck is wrong wit white folk?
nigga shut the fuck up. you niggas is probably being sent over to this site from them white boys at collegehumor, but now we got some skinny college sleepyheads who be staying in they rooms all day playing they final fantasy running they mouths on this site? fuck you motherfucker and fuck your wii. go beat ya dick to some of that dead or alive shit. and fuck you faggots who cant take a motherfucking joke.
That is so sad that Ben Ferguson has such hateful words to say. What a fucking worthless piece of shit. Anyway, props to your post and your site. Very much appreciated.
Just shoutin out to ya NKT. You won’t catch this motherfucker waiting in the cold for a video-game. I got a computer and I don’t want a piece of Link any way. He’s always runnin errands and shit for villagers. If I was a chosen warrior with a legendary sword I’d be rulin the damn town, not getting old lady Cremshaw’s brownie mix from the cave of colonic irrigation y’hearme?
Your all dumb fucking niggers
You niggers use the word nigga a lot! If you don’t want us normal white people using it then why don’t you stop? Dumbasses!
I can’t believe some people still don’t realize.
THIS SITE IS A FUCKING JOKE.
Not meant to be taken seriously.Probably written by white kids.
What’s the matter? Truth hurt so much you gotta shut me up?
fo shizzle dawg. dat Wii shit be for bitch ass house niggas.
Yep, to the guy above me. This page is a RACIST SATIRE in itself! I’m willing to be some white boys slapped it together as a joke. Besides, how many black guys do you know who could run a page like this? Not very many. It’s like the black comedian “what’s his face” said… Niggas don’t buy dey music no more. All dey have to go to da one nigga on the street know knows how to burn a CD.
NIGGER PLLLLEASE!!!-Sincerely Lord Cracker
i’d just like to say something real quick. i’ve come here 3 or 4 times and there’s always some ridiculous shit implying some sort of white conspiricy and a lot of “you white motherfuckers” sort of bullshit being thrown around. I know it’s probably all a joke and i’m big on jokes and pushing the envelope and all that shit, but take a look at all the racist shit that spurs. look at all the white assholes coming out of the woodworks. Your black racist bullshit only begets more white racist bullshit and the machine just keeps getting fed exponentially.
that’s not making shit any better, man.
also, typing/speaking like that only makes you look ignorant.
but, what would I know. I’m just some white motherfucker.
You’re all racists.
Whites- Blacks– arguing?
Good. GOOD.
We’ll be taking over soon.
-China
i always wanted to say this….. forshizzle. - Tiger Woods
And white people cant’ say nigger? Yeah, ok, you hyporcrital assholes.
Attention dumbass white motherfuckers.
This site is run by real niggas with dark skin.
Ain’t saying everybody come here is. But the niggas in charge, is niggas.
FY motherfucking I
Fake Ben Ferguson:
Start posting with your own motherfucking name and stop fucking up that other motherfucker’s reputation. just cause you a racist don’t mean you gotta make him look like he one too.
it ain’t right to be posting some shit like that using someone elses identity. use your own shit or make a motherfucking username and i might publish your shit, but until that shit stops and you stop libeling a nigga i can’t let your shit through.
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Damn……a nigga never seen so many muthafuckin’ comments on NiggaKnow. Y’all bust ass niggas are givin’ this clown BF too much play. You should have just moderated the fuck outta his stupid ass and exiled him to trailerpark obscurity.
Turd Ferguson. First amendment doesn’t protect hate speech. Get a fucking clue before you start running your mouth.
The rest of you, good work as always.
these comments are more entertaining than the articles
great success!
actually, it does, ryan. that’s why assholes like fred phelps can run around plaguing military funerals and such with his presence. he can take his god hates america/god hates homos/god hates everyone except fred phelps messages anywhere he wants and be protected by the constitution. it doesnt make what hes doing right. but he does have the right to do it.
i believe in vigilante marshall law, though. if someone is being a fucker, he needs his ass beat. it doesnt matter if its someone calling blacks niggers or telling homos they are going to burn in hell. society is responsible for keeping its members in check, but unfortunately a court of law doesnt agree with me.
lack of pest control in america makes us look like a bunch of faggot ass pussies to the rest of the world. its always the bad apples who get their face out.
why is it not ok for white people to call black people niggas, but black people can call white people “white boy,” “cracker,” and other racist names?
go get an education and stop pretending to be “gangsta.”
nigga know sounds like it is being produced by white folk acting like thier for the hood when every one know if your from the hood you probley ain’t got any money for a computer let alone psy for the phone bill or the internet. but i could be wrong.
I’ve got a suggestion for all you crybaby downy soft snow-white motherfuckers. If you don’t like the shit you read on this site, then don’t fucking read this site. And if you’re a racist (a hateful one, mind you, i don’t care if you want to blind yourself by obsessing over pointless little differences like skin color) eat a dick.
Oh Snap!
Ben you pussy fuck, skin color don’t mean shit, except when you’re stupid enough to actually bitch about it. Yeah, when God let you choose your color, you picked white straight off, dinncha?
Where the fuck you gonna get by tryin’a send blacks to Africa, anyway?
Maybe some fucking enlightenment and the realization that you’re just a bitter bitch looking for someone to blame.
All this spit-shooting, red-faced screamin at each-other over the internet is some sad shit brothas. I’m not kidding.
What are you accomplishing right now? The best thing you can do right here is lock this post and give it another try whenever you update again. This isn’t the forum for a race war folks. For serious.
Not one of us here represents an entire ethnicity as a whole, NiggaKnow is NOT a suggestion box for white supremacists to tell everyone what’s wrong with black people; nor is it a place for black folks and other people of color to tell white folks where to shove it.
Anyone who’s takin this internet business too seriously needs a better hobby or a girlfriend/boyfriend.
Blue OUT.
“actually, it does, ryan. that’s why assholes like fred phelps can run around plaguing military funerals and such with his presence.”
Fred Phelps hides under different parts of the first amendment, particularly that of religion and the right to organize protest. Hate speech is not protected by the first amendment of which precendent was set in Chaplinsky v New Hampshire in 1942. For speech to be protected, it must convey an idea, according to the court, hate speech and “fighting words” did not and are thus not protected.
Hey fake ben faggerson I have one way southwest airlines ticket for you to the oakland airport. Shit would get real, real fast like son. nuff said
Yo, this site is dope, keep it real my nigga.
LOL You niggers are all the same. The reason why there was no black people doing the lines it’s because they are all out smokign crack.
You degrade our own race.
Anon: That was fucking magical, dog. You think of that one all by yourself? Or did your drunk-ass sister stop sucking your dick long enough to feed you the line?
“LOL You niggers are all the same. The reason why there was no black people doing the lines it’s because they are all out smokign crack.”
Them Wii lines weren’t the only lines you were doin there my mislead Caucasoid acquaintance. Stay in school, you’ll pass those shape and color tests one day. We believe in you.
FUCK XBOX360 and gaylow3 the wii will get you asian pussy.
I don’t think one black man on this web site gives a shit about supporting their culture and people. That’s because some of you are too busy being ignorant and lazy, using the internet at your mom’s expense. You can bitch and complain about things you see wrong in the world or try your best to make a positive change. Martin Luther King day passed recently, did any of you give a fuck? Probably not. Oh yes, millions are dieing every day from AIDS in Africa: Don’t forget to turn your ignorant heads.
Goddamn! Satire is hilarious and people who don’t understand satire are ever hilariouser. Yeah, that’s not a word, but fuck you sideways. Fantastic site, chumps.
Just another white boy paying homage to the awesome satire being thrown down here. Nice work! It’s funny how you have managed to expose so many idiots with your work. In awe! Keep it up!
Yo Tallest Blue has got some funny shit to say, plus he seems to know his shit. Props TB
This shit is so damn funny. No one gives a shit about you racists asshole grow and learn tolorance othewise shut the fuck up. xD This site is a waste of time and life.
Come one people! This is what people with half a brain like to call S-A-T-I-R-E. Look it up.