What You Googlin, Nigga?
We always up on those web stats, but my favorite shit to see is how the fuck you got here. Even though Google is not down with this shit, a lot of motherfuckers use it to get here… but they don’t always find what the fuck they looking for. Motherfuckers been looking for some fucked up shit and I want to help those motherfuckers out by answering the questions they might have been asking that nigga google. So lets check just what the fuck a few of you didn’t find on our motherfucking site:
Google: what+does+a+nigga+won’t+front+mean?
This one could either be a white motherfucker, or one of those curious motherfuckers from the middle east that keep asking me what the fuck this mean, what the fuck that mean.. nigga, don’t they got BET in Saudi Arabia??
Google: digg “banned submit list”
Yeah, they banned our site on digg so you can’t submit the hot shit we rain down on you motherfuckers. Those shook bitches is afraid of a few tech savvy niggas. Kevin Rose: take your shit back to “the screen savers”, you bitch-made ass white motherfucker. You may have to carry a bat to keep those pasty faggot ass-kissing motherfuckers that use your site off your dick, but it don’t mean that you gotta hate on NiggaKnow.
Google: girlfriend+”had+sex+with+a+black”
How much of a white motherfucker is you that when your bitch get a taste of that nigga jelly you gotta use google for advice? What the fuck google gonna show you to make it all better, besides some of them Spring Thomas joints.
Google: kobe tai comeback 2006
Wishful thinking my nigga. Aint gone happen, but i feel you on that. I mean, on some other site they gonna check they stats and see the time I used google to find a McDonalds that still got the McRib.
Google: your a fagot
You good at english too, but like your moms asshole, faggot always got 2 G’s up in it. one.
Google: video ipod coolest shit nigga
WHITE MOTHERFUCKER ALERT! The only time a video ipod is the “coolest shit” is when we rip that shit off the bi-cep strap of some white jogger. Niggas don’t google for the “coolest shit”.. we save that shit for Black Find.
Google: can’t burn syriana with dvd shrink?
Once and for all, here’s how the fuck you burn George Clooney’s “Syriana”:
Actually, if you even cop that shit from any place but those bootleg niggas, you may as well throw your motherfucking wallet in the fire too.
That concludes this motherfucking edition of What You Googlin, Nigga.. tune in for more of your misguided misdirected bullshit.. well, whenever the fuck we feel like it. One.
Google be h8tin on a muthafucka searchin for that Kobe Tai on the daily.
Daaammnn!
That digg motherfucker more of a creepy-ass-looking white bitch than that John Mark Karr motherfucker!
Motherfucker make me want to spray something poison on him.
Once again I find myself crackin’ up in the office over ya’ll shenanigans. I ‘d love to spend the night in your head, ed (Don’t you dare go there). You’re brilliantly out yo gotdamn mind.
jedi princess:
continue on that holla back.. drop that nigga know name to your friends too.
much love. one.
How much longer ‘fore we invent ‘Niggoogle’?
And I hear ya on that Syriana shit. Movie was trash. Clooney killed batman, I ain’t neva got over that.
What’s all this “Clooney killed Batman” shinola? The fuck, y’all think Michael Keaton did a better job?
Val Kilmer is the Batman nadir.
Uhh…
But that shit off topic!
No one, but no one, will ever replace Adam West, as Batman.
BAM ZOK POW BIFF KAPOW THUNK WHAMM…
Note to all gramatically retarded white motherfuckers:
About that your a fagot business, that your should be a you’re, dumb white motherfuckers. With an E, as in Eazy-E, the man your moms got AIDS from.
And that made motherfucker Kevin Rose, Digg is losin hime ducates as of 2006. That’s what a pasty fool gets for banning Nigga Know Technology.
Kobe Tai is going to be my babies momma….
ya feel me?
Negro please. Kobe Tai is MY baby’s momma.
You wonder why that white breezy Sarah Lane left Kevin Rose’s ass and married an even more goofy looking cracker ass cracker Brendan Moran.
The only thing he’ll be digging now will be some chink cunt he paid ten dollars for in two fucking minutes.
(wow, that was horrible)
Lol. Hey Eddie cut me some slack man.
I’m American but I’ve been stuck in the middle east for the past 8 years or so. If I was in the states like all of you guys, it would be a whole different story.
BET??? They don’t even have cable TV here, you have to get everything via satellite and I’m not wasting my money on that shit.
UHM >.>