White People Don’t Know Shit About Space
Its your boy, back with another motherfucking update, and I’m convinced more than ever that white people ain’t got no motherfucking sense. I mean, I thought white people was fucked up, but now I’m positive, because you pasty motherfuckers out there can’t stop thinking about aliens and shit. Thats straight truth. You white people got it in your motherfucking heads that Outer Space is the next big thing, and you can’t wait to run shit.
Wake up, bitches. Just because you motherfuckers can recite the periodic table don’t mean that you know the first motherfucking thing about space. White people pop on they Star Wars joints and all a sudden they can’t rest until they sipping mojitos with some blue penis face piano playing motherfuckers. That’s all white people want: some boring ass fantasy shit. White people are that motherfucking gullible that they actually burning mad paper to find out if that nigga Chewbacca is real.
White motherfuckers just don’t give a fuck about raising the fuck up off this planet and starting some new shit. They only out to assert they interstellar whiteness and find some new niggas to blame they bad days on. I mean, even your man Stephen Hawking couldn’t ignore those greedy white urges. That nigga got a voice box like a motherfucking drive-thru, can’t move shit below his neck, but just had to float around for 23 seconds.
You may as well put that nigga in a rock tumbler too, while you at it. What the fuck good is being weightless when you can’t even feel how motherfucking heavy you actually is? I mean, check the picture they took. They got Stephen Hawking all hemmed up looking like a twisted ass Robin Williams floating in mid-motherfucking-air.
Usually its just a few able bodied niggas floating, giggling like bitches, then hitting that low spot and throwing the fuck up all over theyselves. This shits different though. Those motherfuckers ain’t strapped to a jazzy, nigga. The fuck you thinking white people?
Damn skippy white people preparing to get to another planet–and leave niggas behind. It’s the same reason they moved to the suburbs. Now they wanna boldly go where no nigga done gone before. They make the shit evident in all the space movies: AINT NO NIGGAS (except Jar Jar and Sam L) welcome. And dont let it be no black woman in space when you watch the movie because she’s gonna be the one fucking the monster and shit, her and some white bitch doing a manage-a-three.
White people have used the power of Positive Thinking like a mothafucka (that’s why they faked the moon landing cuz it tapped into that Norman Vincent Peale viuslization shit) to get ready to claim outerspace.
A nigga aint got nothing coming from white folks. After all these are the same Darwinesque mofos who just completely null and voided Pluto. So how the fuck a nigga think he’s gonna get welcomed onto another planet? Niggas fool around and vote for the space program then come to find out they dont even plan on your black ass being there.
WORD IS BOND. RESIST THE LIES!
Mutwasze, you aint never lie, nigga!
Word!
“assert they interstellar whiteness”
That shit make a nigga bust a gut laughing, dog. Word.
credit where its due the first picture has a point to make and is funny.. what the fuck happened to your brain in between that and the Hawkins pic? a picture of a weightless cripple with the caption “i look like a weightless cripple” thats just shit.
ya, they call that plane the vomit comet.
lmao
Hey bitch y aint ther niggaz up in space?? y aint there no niggaz running the world?? thats cuz niggaz suck dick huh bitch?
You do know they have your IP right? And if you have any brains whatsoever (which it’s quite obvious you don’t) ; IP is pretty much a map to your house, fool.
What up niggas. When weed grow on the moon, I be the first muthafuckin nigga to hit that shit. Dont be talkin about niggas never get up to space, we just aint botherin ourselves with that shit for no reason.
You are the funniest motherfucker on the planet!!!!
Keep it up!!!!!!!
Yo fuck that honkey ass nigga.If I was up in dis bitch I’d found the drank stash gak dat hen dog and slam dat hoe, right in your motherfucking face fo.
out
Ho 4 Sho
Ahhahahahah. Man, I’m white and that is still some of the funniest shit I’ve ever seen online. niggaknow.com, glad I found you.
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Gah damm brah get a fukkin show cuh dis shit funny as fukk.
WHITE POWER!!!
LMAOOOOOOOOO…i don’t even have anything to say to the bright muthafukkin retard that just pushed out “white power” SMH
this is my thing right here ya know…
white people have fucked up the planet EARTH…
NOW they’re trying to take down the rest of the solar system with them??? GTFOH
oh yeah, i’m white LOL…but MAN, greedy ass bitches die hard TRUST ME
so cool
that shit is killing me right now, that is the type of joke corny ass coked up Robin Williams would say
sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit, Hell yeah nigga you speak the real truth. always hittin up on that history n shits. Right a book nigga, I’ll pick my nigga ass up a copy the next morning. Aint that right, WESTSIDEEEE.
nigga
I work at a hospital and I like to suck black cock. I will go into outer space to suck black cocks.
AH GOTDAM YALL NIGGAS RITE. STEVEN HAWKIN DUM AN SHII YO. AN’ ALL DEM WHITE MOTHA FUCKAS. SPACE AINT SHIT IT DONT MATTA DAT STEVEN HAWKING IS ONE OF THE SMARTEST MEN OF ALL TIME AND A GOD DAMN ASTRO PHYSICIST. You niggers need to quit being so ignorant and jump in the rock tumbler yourself. I’ll buy the 40’s if you buy the rock tumbler… can you get a rock tumbler with SSI?
Nigga i tore my ass the fuck up reading this sheeeit! Keep yo shit up. PS: fuck starwars, fuck space, and fuck Nasa for not sending any bruthas up there.
Peace. but fuck nasa anyway.
There are tons of African Americans and other races that go to space…hence the name International Space Station. It is operated and paid for by ESA (European Space Alliance), JAXA (JAPAN), Russia and others and all partake in going into space via NASA’s orbiters.
As far as astronauts go, NASA far from just picks anyone. It is a very rigorous process of which many, many quallified people are forced to be turned down due to lack of funding, etc. For instance, the average US citizen spends more money on lip balm everyday than they do on NASA. And you may not realize it, but tons of everyday technology was discovered by or because of NASA…like the idea to use mammograms to find breast cancer (or something along those lines, I’m not entirely sure)…but never-the-less, a lot of very positive things that most don’t realize come from NASA.
Also, Leland Melvin is an example of a black astronaut who just recently went into space and you can’t tell me that he is “just some lame guy,” I mean he played college football full scholarship for the University of Richmond and than played for the Detriot Lions and Dallas Cowboys. He has already lived quite an amazing life and I think represents the black community pretty well. I can’t exactly interpret what you meant by “bruthas” but I would have to think that Melvin would be one.
I understand if you upset about the way your world is right now but if you’re going to rant, you should at least complain about something that makes sense and is true. Do some research before you form such strong opinions that way you can make educated decisions.
Everybody know that smart niggas don’t go into space because the brother man always the first motherfucker to get eaten by the space monster.
Yo, boys. I hear lots of whinin. Go read Larry Elder’s new book and quit squealin about “the man”
If u dumbasses had some education and knowledge you would know that in some years we probably can’t live on earth anymore because of the global warming shit, then it would be nice to have a new planet we could move to, and I know what ur thinking that only the “rich white ppl” can afford to move there, so dont mention it. Alot of rich black ppl do wasting money on useless shit but u dont recognize em because ur too busy to be annoyed about white ppl and what they do, stop being racists and get a life.
It’s white people fault for fucking up the plant because you fucks are always trying to find the easy way out of everything.
For the record “It’s not that I don’t like white people, I’m just tired of hearing education being thrown in people faces all the time. When the prices of education is going up so poor families can’t afford it.” Education will only get you so far, It’s what’s in your hearth that will take you were you want to go.
ROFL…. this shit is funny.. And for the dumbass that had to rant and use all the big fuckin words .. GET A LIFE!! If you had any true schooling or education and a half a brain in the tiny freakin head of yours you would realize this is posted for the fuck of it. Do you honestly think that someone who has the knowledge and abilities to post a full on site such as this one and also lyrically drop amazing names such as steven hawkin and still keep the joke up is inbred or lacking in the knowledge of what NASA is all about???? FUCK… Ya I’m white… but I believe in FREE SPEECH and the freakin constitution allowing anyone to bare a nine and pop a cap in your uneducated ass!!
Ain’t no nigga gonna get into a space shuttle and fly around in space and here’s why. There is only a little difference between “Yes Massah” and “Yes NASA.”
this websites hilarious, the guy running it really pulls off the whole “angry black” thing. Saying all kinds of stupid things, using stupid grammer like a 5 year old, and saying “shit” all the time. It’s probly Steven Colbert, because anyone who really talks the way the guy running this website does is probly not bright enough to even turn on a computer, let alone run a whole website. Hilarious! Keep up the great satire, i love every ignorant bit of it! Awesome!
hey muthafuckin kidster poor niggers like yourself can afford education its called financial aid u dumbass trick. anyone can go to school and its a fact u all niggers just make excuses for you laziness. GET A GRIP NIGGA!!!
nobody is going to live on another plaint. if we could travel the speed of light we couldn’t get there in time. unfortunately white people and niggas are stuck with each other on earth unless niggas die out. sickle cell anemia was one way whitey tried. they tried to enhanced sickle cell and aids got out of hand. cheap drugs, guns aren’t effective enough. they’re trying some other underground government shit but, they want to be careful not to infect the whitey’s.
Yo, white people aint shit but they eat they own shit and dig in they dam noses and up they ass and in chicago the dum ass white people is fucccccccccccccccked up
aint no other planet for honkee azz nigga’ dey goin st8 to hell!!!!!!!!!HELL !!!!!!!!!
STR8 UP YO
At least if we leave Niggers behind we wont have AIDS on the new planet….
white folks are “greedy” and will end up with nothing
white folks play “Stupid” and we know it
white folks use “price $” to try to lock out “real people= black people and people of color out of neighborhoods that they think is theirs get the hell out it aint yours and never will be white folks. specially white folks in chicago
white folks breath and hair smell like dogs that’s white religious jews eat garlic to try to mask it
but white folks are good at business but they are the devil
READ ELIJAH MUHAMMADS BOOKS ~~~~~!!!!!! GET KNOWDLEDGE AND LOVE YOUR OWN SOON YOU WILL BE GONE IF YOU DON’T
SPELLED A COUPLE OF WORDS WRONG BUT SO THE HELL WHAT ENGLISH IS A BASTARD LANGUAGE ANYWAY !!!!!
WHITE PEOPLE!
U claim that white people don’t have brians and that we’re useless….REALLY? then why the fuck do u spend all ur time on ur asses complainning about us…when you should be out there making it better for you??? Your not in space..then fucking go. Your not rich? then get a fucking job and start saving ur money instead of spending it on drugs and fat bitches who smell just so you can get ur tiny penis wet. So, stop ur fucking bitching…get a life…and maybe you won’t blame how shitty your life is on others!! take care asshole.
ITT:
White guys getting trolled.
white people have ‘brians’
do you know asians eat more chicken and watermelon than black people combined. esp in countries where you can’t eat pork or beef, it’s like 10 billion chickens a day like 100x what kfc sells in a year.
Wow, this just goes to show how ignorant you nig nugs are. You do realize that this will never change, you will always be less then a white person simply because you like it that way, you like to complain about shit. I’m white as can be, but I also have many Black friends. People who make websites like this make real Black people look bad, and they feel sorry for you.. Thus the reason the word nigger was invented, to simply put it to light how fucking dumb you all are.
kid ur a fucking idiot i dont hate black people at all but its niggas like u who give good black people a bad name
Hey Chris.. drop the whole “I have black friends” bullshit.. have the balls to say what you say without the prerequisite white ass comment like “I have black friends but you niggers make blacks looks bad” christ you are a punchline from a bad commedian.
Yes YES!, after all Africa is renowned for it’s space program… hell you mo’fo’s have not even chucked a spear into space ffs! how you be hating on white people for this?? Shit, we may not have rythm but we know how to dance in the stars mutha fucka. Perhaps if the moon was made of crack things would have turned out different…
what up wit this racist shit whit ppl just doin ther thang, black ppl angry about. why?? cause they think they gots to have money to be happy and cant get none cause no mothafucker wants to share it. u niggas are trippn!!!!!!!! u just the same.
Try learning something about earth first. not trying to offend you but come the fuck on. Every few thousand years a catastrophic event happens in earths history that diminishes our population to nearly nothing. Its even in the bible. All im saying is that white people need to quit playing around with outer space technologies and colonize mars so that in case something does happen here the humans as a whole arent extinct. then again do you think that staying in this solar system is gonna help us? …… No its not. If the earth is destroyed we should find a new one. when i was in fifth grade the estimated time to reach a new solar system was three lifetimes. Currently because i have done the research its estimated to be about 26 years. If you can prove to be a useful intelligent person there is no excuse that you should be able to contribute to the future of the human species. Survival of the fittest motherfucker. Then again the “man” keeps us poor and ineducated? yes us as in all of us. All of the research theories and truths are right here in front of us. The truth has been censored for thousands of years. Even by the egyptian pharoahs who were black. Dont blame me for adaptation but i can see why the majority of posters put ignorant shit. You are all blinded by the truth. All of us.
Not just you
you are a dumb ass bitch, come to tampa and talk to the B.a.s.h. crew and say your nigger talk, We pay for your kids to eat and you to go to school, cause we pay taxes and you take from them bitch!!
The fucked up thing about the internet these days is I can’t tell if this joke or not. If so, it’s fucking funny. Either way, it’s really depressing.
Niggers. I hate you all. You wouldnt have posted this post if yous werent freed.
Love, a pasty white cracker.
stupid ass niggaz,just shut tha fruck up. hushhh.
good shit, man. You managed to write something funny and have both the “stiffs” that think every spoken or written word should be read the same way (like a 40+ middle class dude reading his paper to avoid having to talk with his wife) and at face value, as well as the white and black supremacists who google the word nigger and cracker everyday to find a new useless disussion to jerk off to.
unless there are people with six legs and four arms theres no such thing as race black white hispanic chinese in dont fuckin matter bc we’re all people humans red blood feel pain in the same two arms two legs the things that make them different is people close there minds off to things that are alittle strange just cuz you dont like it dont mean it aint no good and just cuz you dont understand dont mean it dont make no sence learn about it and lets face it if youve ever called yourself and african american your lyin to yourself you ever been to africa NO then that makes you a fuckin american doesnt it an african would skin your fuckin ass and throw to lions they dont give a fuck about you there to busy killin and rape each other and hatin america and not just white americans the ones who call themselves african americans too to all thoughs that agree with this web site your dumb no better that a motherfuckin nazi white trash fuck blindly following your hitler believin in shit that just dont make any good damn sence you to all you racist mother fuckers you know why america is so great bc theres blacks and there whites and there mexicans and irish chinese its the diversity that makes us better than the rest of the world martin luther king had a dream and it wasnt that little black kids and little white kids were standin on a hill knife fightin each other to the death no he said in that dream they were holdin hands skipin all marry and shit so wake the up and unite learn something about your fellow man and them learns something about you give up the hate
oh and chris your the fuckin reason the word white trash neo nazi facist fuck was invented and yea thats all one word you cant single out an entire group just cuz of one persons ideas damn that puts you in the same boat the ignorce hurts me to even have come across a page like this
unity
Im half white and the dude who posted this article is 100% RIGHT! You white people care more about the space than our own planet and the people that lives in it. AND THE DUDE WHO SAID WE NEED TO RESEARCH SPACE BECAUSE OF THE GLOBAL WARMING, ARE YOU FOR REAL? LOL THAT GLOBAL WARMING SHIT IS FAKE YOU FUCKING MORON, YOU ARE THE ONE WHO SHOULD DO SOME RESEARCH YOU IGNORANT PIGG FACE! DID YOU READ ABOUT THE HACKER WHO HACKED THOSE GLOBAL WARMING NUTTYS? HE CALLED THE WHITE BOYS BLUFF! WHAT DO YOU SAY ABOUT THE SCIENTIST ALL AROUND THE WORLD WHO SAYS THE GLOBAL WARMING SHIT IS FAKE? ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL US THIS PERIOD IS WARMER/COLDER THAN EVER? YOU A FUCKING MORON FOR BELIVING THAT! WE’VE HAD WARMER/COLDER WEATHER BEFORE, SO PLEASE KILL YOURSELF!
Word. This speak truth. We Russians 100 years behind. That’s our stereotype in American textbooks already. To appear like great nation we supposedly are, instead of spending the damn government money on public restrooms & even some damn toilet paper (esp. in Moscow, tp or “public restroom” is a myth) or even some damn BREAD for the people, it gets spent on this space shit to prove something to Americans and not ourselves. It gets spent on nukes, submarines, and 2 yrs ago our attempt at Westernization, to be cool like the white folk of America smdh lbs. Both Tambov gang & Bratva Mafias now owns over 45% of the world’s wealth after this shit, while we drink vodka and fail to open our eyes. In America, I see a country of so much cynicism its healthy to laugh about an article like this. It’s stupid, but it’s knowledgeable & kept real.
Late ass comments, but ya, kudos!
This made my day bro, keep up the good work!
you always talk shit about white people but if it werent for white people you wouldnt be typing all this dumbass nigger
You all are realli really sad people yall talk sooo bad about wht ppl & say that us latinos are ur brohas n sistas of color but we.dont wanna be….yall so mad @ dam white folks asians,spanish,arabs 4coming ovr here & starting businesses & gettn money while yall lay on yalls back having baby after baby collecting welfare,foodstamps &.gettn ssi & disability 4 being a addict.or drunk…all I hear yall do is complain but yall the 1st ones who get all the dam benifits…funny 2me yall da 1st ones 2commit crimes,act hard.then snitch on eachother…yall wana no y nobody likes yall cuz yall raping the gov of free sht n the goverment know mosy yall 2fuqn dum 2do anything but lie & steal & yalls women wit good jobs b quik 2suck a non blk mans dick 2gt a halfway decent job. Also yall bitches get all thsm dam silicone injections to gt they ass big so yall faggot ass blk men can fuq em in the ass…..afyer thousands of yrs africa aint made.much progress afyer millions of dollars yall gt 4free & tru fact its more wht helpn yall dam aid carries then any other ethnic group includong ur own id hate myself if I was blk yall the real devils & cursed.ppl of this world & its plain as day 2 see the only productive blk ppl are the 1s who whiteys feel bad 4 & try to give yall jobs n hand outs n 9x outta 10 yall fuck up so be mad at yallself n get off yalls back n b productive instead of running yalls dam mouth n teu sht wht folks aintsteal yall yall was sold by ya own n bought by whiteys!!!!!!