White People Don’t Know Shit About Space
Its your boy, back with another motherfucking update, and I’m convinced more than ever that white people ain’t got no motherfucking sense. I mean, I thought white people was fucked up, but now I’m positive, because you pasty motherfuckers out there can’t stop thinking about aliens and shit. Thats straight truth. You white people got it in your motherfucking heads that Outer Space is the next big thing, and you can’t wait to run shit.
Wake up, bitches. Just because you motherfuckers can recite the periodic table don’t mean that you know the first motherfucking thing about space. White people pop on they Star Wars joints and all a sudden they can’t rest until they sipping mojitos with some blue penis face piano playing motherfuckers. That’s all white people want: some boring ass fantasy shit. White people are that motherfucking gullible that they actually burning mad paper to find out if that nigga Chewbacca is real.
White motherfuckers just don’t give a fuck about raising the fuck up off this planet and starting some new shit. They only out to assert they interstellar whiteness and find some new niggas to blame they bad days on. I mean, even your man Stephen Hawking couldn’t ignore those greedy white urges. That nigga got a voice box like a motherfucking drive-thru, can’t move shit below his neck, but just had to float around for 23 seconds.
You may as well put that nigga in a rock tumbler too, while you at it. What the fuck good is being weightless when you can’t even feel how motherfucking heavy you actually is? I mean, check the picture they took. They got Stephen Hawking all hemmed up looking like a twisted ass Robin Williams floating in mid-motherfucking-air.
Usually its just a few able bodied niggas floating, giggling like bitches, then hitting that low spot and throwing the fuck up all over theyselves. This shits different though. Those motherfuckers ain’t strapped to a jazzy, nigga. The fuck you thinking white people?
Damn skippy white people preparing to get to another planet–and leave niggas behind. It’s the same reason they moved to the suburbs. Now they wanna boldly go where no nigga done gone before. They make the shit evident in all the space movies: AINT NO NIGGAS (except Jar Jar and Sam L) welcome. And dont let it be no black woman in space when you watch the movie because she’s gonna be the one fucking the monster and shit, her and some white bitch doing a manage-a-three.
White people have used the power of Positive Thinking like a mothafucka (that’s why they faked the moon landing cuz it tapped into that Norman Vincent Peale viuslization shit) to get ready to claim outerspace.
A nigga aint got nothing coming from white folks. After all these are the same Darwinesque mofos who just completely null and voided Pluto. So how the fuck a nigga think he’s gonna get welcomed onto another planet? Niggas fool around and vote for the space program then come to find out they dont even plan on your black ass being there.
WORD IS BOND. RESIST THE LIES!
Mutwasze, you aint never lie, nigga!
Word!
“assert they interstellar whiteness”
That shit make a nigga bust a gut laughing, dog. Word.
credit where its due the first picture has a point to make and is funny.. what the fuck happened to your brain in between that and the Hawkins pic? a picture of a weightless cripple with the caption “i look like a weightless cripple” thats just shit.
ya, they call that plane the vomit comet.
lmao
Hey bitch y aint ther niggaz up in space?? y aint there no niggaz running the world?? thats cuz niggaz suck dick huh bitch?
You do know they have your IP right? And if you have any brains whatsoever (which it’s quite obvious you don’t) ; IP is pretty much a map to your house, fool.
What up niggas. When weed grow on the moon, I be the first muthafuckin nigga to hit that shit. Dont be talkin about niggas never get up to space, we just aint botherin ourselves with that shit for no reason.
You are the funniest motherfucker on the planet!!!!
Keep it up!!!!!!!
Yo fuck that honkey ass nigga.If I was up in dis bitch I’d found the drank stash gak dat hen dog and slam dat hoe, right in your motherfucking face fo.
out
Ho 4 Sho
Ahhahahahah. Man, I’m white and that is still some of the funniest shit I’ve ever seen online. niggaknow.com, glad I found you.
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Gah damm brah get a fukkin show cuh dis shit funny as fukk.
WHITE POWER!!!
LMAOOOOOOOOO…i don’t even have anything to say to the bright muthafukkin retard that just pushed out “white power” SMH
this is my thing right here ya know…
white people have fucked up the planet EARTH…
NOW they’re trying to take down the rest of the solar system with them??? GTFOH
oh yeah, i’m white LOL…but MAN, greedy ass bitches die hard TRUST ME
so cool
that shit is killing me right now, that is the type of joke corny ass coked up Robin Williams would say
sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit, Hell yeah nigga you speak the real truth. always hittin up on that history n shits. Right a book nigga, I’ll pick my nigga ass up a copy the next morning. Aint that right, WESTSIDEEEE.
nigga
I work at a hospital and I like to suck black cock. I will go into outer space to suck black cocks.
AH GOTDAM YALL NIGGAS RITE. STEVEN HAWKIN DUM AN SHII YO. AN’ ALL DEM WHITE MOTHA FUCKAS. SPACE AINT SHIT IT DONT MATTA DAT STEVEN HAWKING IS ONE OF THE SMARTEST MEN OF ALL TIME AND A GOD DAMN ASTRO PHYSICIST. You niggers need to quit being so ignorant and jump in the rock tumbler yourself. I’ll buy the 40’s if you buy the rock tumbler… can you get a rock tumbler with SSI?
Nigga i tore my ass the fuck up reading this sheeeit! Keep yo shit up. PS: fuck starwars, fuck space, and fuck Nasa for not sending any bruthas up there.
Peace. but fuck nasa anyway.
There are tons of African Americans and other races that go to space…hence the name International Space Station. It is operated and paid for by ESA (European Space Alliance), JAXA (JAPAN), Russia and others and all partake in going into space via NASA’s orbiters.
As far as astronauts go, NASA far from just picks anyone. It is a very rigorous process of which many, many quallified people are forced to be turned down due to lack of funding, etc. For instance, the average US citizen spends more money on lip balm everyday than they do on NASA. And you may not realize it, but tons of everyday technology was discovered by or because of NASA…like the idea to use mammograms to find breast cancer (or something along those lines, I’m not entirely sure)…but never-the-less, a lot of very positive things that most don’t realize come from NASA.
Also, Leland Melvin is an example of a black astronaut who just recently went into space and you can’t tell me that he is “just some lame guy,” I mean he played college football full scholarship for the University of Richmond and than played for the Detriot Lions and Dallas Cowboys. He has already lived quite an amazing life and I think represents the black community pretty well. I can’t exactly interpret what you meant by “bruthas” but I would have to think that Melvin would be one.
I understand if you upset about the way your world is right now but if you’re going to rant, you should at least complain about something that makes sense and is true. Do some research before you form such strong opinions that way you can make educated decisions.
Everybody know that smart niggas don’t go into space because the brother man always the first motherfucker to get eaten by the space monster.
Yo, boys. I hear lots of whinin. Go read Larry Elder’s new book and quit squealin about “the man”
If u dumbasses had some education and knowledge you would know that in some years we probably can’t live on earth anymore because of the global warming shit, then it would be nice to have a new planet we could move to, and I know what ur thinking that only the “rich white ppl” can afford to move there, so dont mention it. Alot of rich black ppl do wasting money on useless shit but u dont recognize em because ur too busy to be annoyed about white ppl and what they do, stop being racists and get a life.
It’s white people fault for fucking up the plant because you fucks are always trying to find the easy way out of everything.
For the record “It’s not that I don’t like white people, I’m just tired of hearing education being thrown in people faces all the time. When the prices of education is going up so poor families can’t afford it.” Education will only get you so far, It’s what’s in your hearth that will take you were you want to go.
ROFL…. this shit is funny.. And for the dumbass that had to rant and use all the big fuckin words .. GET A LIFE!! If you had any true schooling or education and a half a brain in the tiny freakin head of yours you would realize this is posted for the fuck of it. Do you honestly think that someone who has the knowledge and abilities to post a full on site such as this one and also lyrically drop amazing names such as steven hawkin and still keep the joke up is inbred or lacking in the knowledge of what NASA is all about???? FUCK… Ya I’m white… but I believe in FREE SPEECH and the freakin constitution allowing anyone to bare a nine and pop a cap in your uneducated ass!!
Ain’t no nigga gonna get into a space shuttle and fly around in space and here’s why. There is only a little difference between “Yes Massah” and “Yes NASA.”
this websites hilarious, the guy running it really pulls off the whole “angry black” thing. Saying all kinds of stupid things, using stupid grammer like a 5 year old, and saying “shit” all the time. It’s probly Steven Colbert, because anyone who really talks the way the guy running this website does is probly not bright enough to even turn on a computer, let alone run a whole website. Hilarious! Keep up the great satire, i love every ignorant bit of it! Awesome!
hey muthafuckin kidster poor niggers like yourself can afford education its called financial aid u dumbass trick. anyone can go to school and its a fact u all niggers just make excuses for you laziness. GET A GRIP NIGGA!!!
nobody is going to live on another plaint. if we could travel the speed of light we couldn’t get there in time. unfortunately white people and niggas are stuck with each other on earth unless niggas die out. sickle cell anemia was one way whitey tried. they tried to enhanced sickle cell and aids got out of hand. cheap drugs, guns aren’t effective enough. they’re trying some other underground government shit but, they want to be careful not to infect the whitey’s.
Yo, white people aint shit but they eat they own shit and dig in they dam noses and up they ass and in chicago the dum ass white people is fucccccccccccccccked up
aint no other planet for honkee azz nigga’ dey goin st8 to hell!!!!!!!!!HELL !!!!!!!!!
STR8 UP YO
At least if we leave Niggers behind we wont have AIDS on the new planet….
white folks are “greedy” and will end up with nothing
white folks play “Stupid” and we know it
white folks use “price $” to try to lock out “real people= black people and people of color out of neighborhoods that they think is theirs get the hell out it aint yours and never will be white folks. specially white folks in chicago
white folks breath and hair smell like dogs that’s white religious jews eat garlic to try to mask it
but white folks are good at business but they are the devil
READ ELIJAH MUHAMMADS BOOKS ~~~~~!!!!!! GET KNOWDLEDGE AND LOVE YOUR OWN SOON YOU WILL BE GONE IF YOU DON’T
SPELLED A COUPLE OF WORDS WRONG BUT SO THE HELL WHAT ENGLISH IS A BASTARD LANGUAGE ANYWAY !!!!!