White Site Profile: White Whine
What’s good, niggas? Its your boy, back from beasting on them grimey niggas leaving they dirty ass plates right the fuck where they was as they stay posted up on the motherfucking couch because they too tired from eating ham steaks. Any damn way, I’m starting some new shit that I’m calling the White Site Profile. Its my list of websites white motherfuckers put up that ain’t about Guitar Hero, Steve Jobs, or Japanese Cartoon bitches with tentacle titties. The first motherfucking entry is White Whine, the internet’s first ever archive of white motherfuckerishness.
On some real shit, WhiteWhine is hot. It is like the Hall of Fame for all them pasty-face complaints you been hearing from some iMac with Apple Care purchasing white people. These motherfuckers keep it simple: They posting a new white comment every motherfucking week day.
They ask that motherfuckers submit they favorite white complaints.
This site was put up by my nigga Streeter who been a supporter of this site for a motherfucking minute. If you got a white complaint send that shit to WhiteWhine at Gmail. Now, niggas - we all know they ain’t real - they realistic. Don’t be ringing my motherfucking phone again about how WhiteWhine ain’t real. Nigga you too stupid to see why the shit funny. Stay watching B.A.P.S, stupid nigga.
I mean, some of them round the way cats been at me hating that the shit ain’t real and dropping links with quotes and whatever the fuck else they got. Listen up, niggas: Don’t be coming at me with all these other bitch-made ass sites. At least 250 niggas dunking keys on your boy saying some shit about how Overheard in NY is real. Nigga, is you stupid? That shit ain’t real and it sure as fuck ain’t funny.
Couple of fake ass tryna be ironic quotes white people been using in they AOL away messages make it to a motherfucking website and now all you other snowy niggas be sitting at your motherfucking screens dumbfounded like the first time you seen Coming to America.
Fuck Overheard In New York - Holla at WhiteWhine.
And I’m out - one.
Comment 111:
“There’s always one jerk in the subdivision who insists on putting up colored lights even though everyone else put up white icicle lights like the flyer Janine handed out said to.”
Its like lookin’ in a goddam mirror, only written.
…this is not gonna go well for whitey son…not at all…
You know you watched BAPS though, nigga.
I was played nigga…remember what that shit stands for..I was thinkin it was a documentary on THAT..then I find out they castes Halle as a fuckin hoodrat hairdressin bitch…I split nigga…but you watched the WHOLE thing for her fat ass friend..haha
I cannot be seen smashing no motherfucking chubby ass watermelonbottom sidekick black sitcom or movie bitches.
-1-
“Another Hillary Swank Movie? You are SO hogging the Netflix queue!”
OK - which one of you dudes put the hidden video camera in my living room? AN? B.E.E?
[…] The fine folks over at NiggaKnow.com have given some love to my side project, WhiteWhine.com. See what they had to say about it. […]
ayo Streeter..good motherfuckin work dude…if B.E.E holds you down..then ima ride…
AN
I’m not sure I even understand what the fuck ya’ll niggas talkin’ about…
-John Dane
Go over there Dane nigga…its like a database version of “The White Department of Complaints”..
This shit funny as hell. This do be sounding like shit you hear white people complaining about in passing and shit.
Haha, So today during lunch I went to eat lunch with a co-worker of mine, our food took too damn long so coworker started getting “huffy”…
I was all like “You want some white whine wit that?”
True shit niggas…
True shit.
LMAOOOOOOOO @ motherfuckerishness
Generic White Fucker you funny as hell. I’m gonna do that from now on. Just say that to white people when they whining.
seconded. “do you want some ‘white whine’?” for the motherfucking win.
lol..I left the shit open all day at work…I know these niggas are mad as hell..I caught like 10 of em staring at it..they all looked like they were slapped in the fuckin face with a palm full of truth…not 1 sound yo…
Cant fight the truth B..
Gorillamask.net posted this shit a month or two ago. I thought the shit was hitting the nail on the head. Nobody bitches more than a middle aged white man . . . except maybe a middle age white man that works union.
AN you is a grimy nigga for that. But all is good for it.
nah nigga…they knew this was 1 in the loss column for these whine ass niggas…because its everyday shit that they complain and bitch about that makes them out to be the worlds biggest comedy troop…I ain’t teaching these pastyfaced niggas no humility…I’m just putting they humiliATION on auto-pilot..and enjoying the ride..
Hood LOOKIN Streeter…
Aight, another thought just came floatin through the ole dome
Red Whine, a site deticated to native american complaints…
eyo, shit would be way too depressing though, ingins complaints would be something along the lines of “white nigga stole my land”, “my whole family is addicted to muhfuckin fire water” “I’m infected with the hantavirus”
I’m sure some would deal wit gambling.
aight maybe I’m tryiung too hard now but this shit is funny as fuck.
It’s aaaaaaaaaaaight. Cute and clever, but not boisterously funny or anything like ya’ll niggas make it out to be. Each one is like looking at the caption to a political cartoon or something of that nature, or listening to David Letterman crack jokes. Sorta dry and a bit esoteric, naamean. Leaves you goin’ “Heh…good one…” but nothing more. Some of them just leave me confused. For example, what the fuck are “Pings”? I’ve never seen or heard of them. I just don’t get it. Probably just me, though. My sense of humor has always been warped, if you haven’t been able to tell by now.
-John Dane
Then again…on second thought, I can start white whinin shit all day long. Next time I hear some white mothafuckas trippin’ on some bull, that shit is goin right on that got damn website.
-John Dane
this is one pastey face mo fo who like’s your sight.you should go big time.that loser howard stern is and he is not even funny.i never laugh so hard at another sight.keep up the good work……….white mike
haha..that’s wassup White Mike…we tryin to make big things happen from here on out…stay tuned..and slip your homies that “www.niggaknow.com” info..
-AN
Yeah, agree with White Mike… you guys are the Shit, I have to admit.
That’s cuz there are such things as white guys who get the jokes and understand what this site is saying, maybe not 100% but at least you understand this site ain’t just about hatin on white people. There is more to it than that.
Shit’s grand here my pasty, darkie, and beaner ass friends. We ain’t going to be complete till we got ourselves a sand nigga and a sleepyhead up in here hangin out. Then shit will be for real cuz then we can get 100% of all sides for real to understand the entire big picture.
Still we gonna have our niggas doin the blogging, but at least the rest can be doin the commenting to get it all settled and straightened out in case there some kinda mis understandin fo’ sho’
I love this site, I tell people bout this place all the muther fuckin time.
Pings are gold clubs.
Is it funny now, nigga?
Maybe somebody will have to come up with www.blackbitch.com
ah shit, that site’s for real already and it isn’t black complaints.
Sorry in advance.
I’m white mike’s blood brother, and very proud of how he tells it like it is, representing high-and-mighty whiteness in the niggaknow neighborhood.
man black people are so dumb lolz
Get back into the cotton fields, you filthy nigger.
Happy New Year Motherfuckers
“Pings are gold clubs.
Is it funny now, nigga?”
That should be GOLF clubs.
Try to keep your black asses out of jail tonight.
Yeah Happy New Years All.
btw, Jesus Christ you racist muhfuckers can really lay it on. Would you really say that shit to a black man in person? You know like unarmed?
that blackbitches.com is nice, good lookin with the link.
Of course we would.
Oh haha, okay then. I guess I’ll just stfu
Yeah right you would be 6 feet deep already. Small man, big mouth.
hahah yall is black niggas.
Hahaha@a late white surge…thanks for playing, and we can’t wait for your participation this year…
Its hard being dumb (enough to drag you here..)
How stupid of a nigga…
Bryant Gumbel is a pretty cool guy.
What up with these white dudes comin up here tryin to say racist shit?? Shit be hilarious. Don’t they know we got guns just as much as they neo-nazi wanna be asses??
OH hey, just so ya’ll know. A nazi can be anyone, even a nigga. That’s right, even a nigga or a sleepyhead, or a spic, or whatever. Ain’t just gotta be white. The media don’t want us to know that because the government doesn’t want us to know that, because these fuckers are constantly trying to dig dirt on the government.
But there do be some neo-nazi groups that do be white only. Still I thought I’d let ya’ll know. Especially you dumb fuck white people coming up in here with your Hitler screen names and shit.
funny, white whine? look at this site. All you nigs do is bitch , instead of doing something about it. Working? Nah youll bitch about it being hard. Fun fact avg black persons iq is less than 100.
Aaron, we’re not scared of the street niggas with guns - you guys don’t even know how to use them. You think 9MM Para is the same thing as 9MM Kurz. I think AN is the only nigga on this site that has a clue about them - which is extremely odd considering he’s a New Yorker. And I’m not talking all black people, I see as many black people at the ranges as whites, it’s the fuckers who come in with their hats sideways and pants hanging off their ankles who don’t have a clue.
I don’t understand the anybody can be a Nazi thing other than if they’re socialists. If I remember correctly they (arians) claimed the be the master race. Doesn’t make a lot of sense for a Mexican to claim to have the same morals as Heinrich Himmler.
Also, my keep your black asses out of jail tonight comment was because I care.
Racism isn’t fun anymore when people get offended or drop verses from the Stone Wall book of Political Correctness. Well, it’s fun for some people still- but that’s because they’re cock sockets.
So, to make a long, played out paragraph of shit nobody will remember by tomorrow short: Stop getting so God damned offended over stupid shit people say while being anonymous and eat some fucking pie.
Wooooooooooooooo! Spring Break in South Padre, Bro! Woooooooooo!
Why is Aaron always on some paranoid shit about the goddamn goverment?
Preteen humor and angst-filled, poorly written diatribes do not a comedy website make. Unless, of course, you say ‘nigga’ a lot.
You guys are trying way too hard.
White Guy…
Good looking for the credit kid…but I think THOSE scared add whites are stuck in a bad misconception of “street nigga”
The baggy pants buffon coons you see on videos and even on the streets and in ranges aren’t a threat anymore…I’ll explain more later..I’m actually hitting the range right now..
- Works around guns (((AMD)))
And using text you just pulled out of 3 dictionaries and an advanced english book doesnt make you smart..
What makes a NIGGA smart is how we took YOUR term of endearment and made it something even YOUR sub-urban tries to emulate..guess what Kyle..
*them niggas gon keep it yessir*
Stupid White Nigga…
Yo funny thing is, my name is really kyle and I’m of German-Irish decent, no shit.
But don’t you ever go fuckin confusing me with those frat-fag woooo saying motherfuckers. I read books and I fuckin hate baseball.
“It’s aaaaaaaaaaaight. Cute and clever, but not boisterously funny or anything like ya’ll niggas make it out to be. Each one is like looking at the caption to a political cartoon or something of that nature, or listening to David Letterman crack jokes. Sorta dry and a bit esoteric, naamean. Leaves you goin’ “Heh…good one…” but nothing more. Some of them just leave me confused. For example, what the fuck are “Pings”? I’ve never seen or heard of them. I just don’t get it. Probably just me, though. My sense of humor has always been warped, if you haven’t been able to tell by now.
-John Dane”
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i can’t even lie, in fact, those bullshit boring complaints were weak as hell. which i suppose is to be expected from a bunch of giggly white bitches that walk around with billy clubs permanently embedded in their assholes. =|
“mr. bean box set doesn’t have a play all option” *blink*
^^^^^^^^^^^^ WTF?!?!?!?!
if anyone here hears/reads me say anything of the sort…
has personal permission to stick a de-pinned grenade in my mouth =|
Wow, my opinion of black people just dropped like a rock after discovering this website. Congratulations, you all are truly doing so much to assist your communities, and the world as a whole. Understand, we work hard to achieve the success we enjoy. This does not include selling crack (refer to the equally appalling “How to make money in 2008″ post). We are taught, and more importantly understand that education and establishment of a legitimate career in the field in which we have been taught is the only reliable path to success. When I graduate college, I will be making a minimum of $60,000 a year. Legitimately. DO NOT say that “niggas ain’t got a chance” because I have attended public school in the past, and have seen people in these situations succeed. That is all, and I hope you take it to heart.
anonymous just don’t get it.