Comments on: White Site Profile: White Whine

By: Generic White Fucker

Generic White Fucker — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 17:22:21 +0000

Comment 111:

“There’s always one jerk in the subdivision who insists on putting up colored lights even though everyone else put up white icicle lights like the flyer Janine handed out said to.”

Its like lookin’ in a goddam mirror, only written.

By: American N1gga

American N1gga — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 17:24:12 +0000

…this is not gonna go well for whitey son…not at all…

By: BigEddieEd

BigEddieEd — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 17:26:41 +0000

You know you watched BAPS though, nigga.

By: American N1gga

American N1gga — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 17:41:18 +0000

I was played nigga…remember what that shit stands for..I was thinkin it was a documentary on THAT..then I find out they castes Halle as a fuckin hoodrat hairdressin bitch…I split nigga…but you watched the WHOLE thing for her fat ass friend..haha

By: BigEddieEd

BigEddieEd — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 17:53:40 +0000

I cannot be seen smashing no motherfucking chubby ass watermelonbottom sidekick black sitcom or movie bitches.

-1-

By: The Caucasian

The Caucasian — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 18:14:58 +0000

“Another Hillary Swank Movie? You are SO hogging the Netflix queue!”

OK - which one of you dudes put the hidden video camera in my living room? AN? B.E.E?

By: Streeter Seidell » Mad Love, Son

Streeter Seidell » Mad Love, Son — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 21:09:59 +0000

[…] The fine folks over at NiggaKnow.com have given some love to my side project, WhiteWhine.com. See what they had to say about it. […]

By: American N1gga

American N1gga — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 23:32:04 +0000

ayo Streeter..good motherfuckin work dude…if B.E.E holds you down..then ima ride…

By: John Dane

John Dane — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 23:35:59 +0000

I’m not sure I even understand what the fuck ya’ll niggas talkin’ about…

-John Dane

By: American N1gga

American N1gga — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 23:42:10 +0000

Go over there Dane nigga…its like a database version of “The White Department of Complaints”..

By: Aaron

Aaron — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 02:24:24 +0000

This shit funny as hell. This do be sounding like shit you hear white people complaining about in passing and shit.

By: Generic White Fucker

Generic White Fucker — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 04:48:20 +0000

Haha, So today during lunch I went to eat lunch with a co-worker of mine, our food took too damn long so coworker started getting “huffy”…

I was all like “You want some white whine wit that?”

True shit niggas…

True shit.

By: MzCanada

MzCanada — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 09:29:56 +0000

LMAOOOOOOOO @ motherfuckerishness

By: Aaron

Aaron — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 17:19:42 +0000

Generic White Fucker you funny as hell. I’m gonna do that from now on. Just say that to white people when they whining.

By: Grand Al

Grand Al — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 20:36:30 +0000

seconded. “do you want some ‘white whine’?” for the motherfucking win.

By: American N1gga

American N1gga — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 22:12:26 +0000

lol..I left the shit open all day at work…I know these niggas are mad as hell..I caught like 10 of em staring at it..they all looked like they were slapped in the fuckin face with a palm full of truth…not 1 sound yo…

Cant fight the truth B..

By: White Guy

White Guy — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 01:01:06 +0000

Gorillamask.net posted this shit a month or two ago. I thought the shit was hitting the nail on the head. Nobody bitches more than a middle aged white man . . . except maybe a middle age white man that works union.

By: Aaron

Aaron — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 02:55:50 +0000

AN you is a grimy nigga for that. But all is good for it.

By: American N1gga

American N1gga — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 14:02:59 +0000

nah nigga…they knew this was 1 in the loss column for these whine ass niggas…because its everyday shit that they complain and bitch about that makes them out to be the worlds biggest comedy troop…I ain’t teaching these pastyfaced niggas no humility…I’m just putting they humiliATION on auto-pilot..and enjoying the ride..

Hood LOOKIN Streeter…

By: Generic White Fucker

Generic White Fucker — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 19:34:05 +0000

Aight, another thought just came floatin through the ole dome

Red Whine, a site deticated to native american complaints…

eyo, shit would be way too depressing though, ingins complaints would be something along the lines of “white nigga stole my land”, “my whole family is addicted to muhfuckin fire water” “I’m infected with the hantavirus”

I’m sure some would deal wit gambling.

aight maybe I’m tryiung too hard now but this shit is funny as fuck.

By: John Dane

John Dane — Sun, 30 Dec 2007 00:26:33 +0000

It’s aaaaaaaaaaaight. Cute and clever, but not boisterously funny or anything like ya’ll niggas make it out to be. Each one is like looking at the caption to a political cartoon or something of that nature, or listening to David Letterman crack jokes. Sorta dry and a bit esoteric, naamean. Leaves you goin’ “Heh…good one…” but nothing more. Some of them just leave me confused. For example, what the fuck are “Pings”? I’ve never seen or heard of them. I just don’t get it. Probably just me, though. My sense of humor has always been warped, if you haven’t been able to tell by now.

-John Dane

By: John Dane

John Dane — Sun, 30 Dec 2007 00:32:01 +0000

Then again…on second thought, I can start white whinin shit all day long. Next time I hear some white mothafuckas trippin’ on some bull, that shit is goin right on that got damn website.

-John Dane

By: white mike

white mike — Sun, 30 Dec 2007 03:11:27 +0000

this is one pastey face mo fo who like’s your sight.you should go big time.that loser howard stern is and he is not even funny.i never laugh so hard at another sight.keep up the good work……….white mike

By: American N1gga

American N1gga — Sun, 30 Dec 2007 15:24:04 +0000

haha..that’s wassup White Mike…we tryin to make big things happen from here on out…stay tuned..and slip your homies that “www.niggaknow.com” info..

-AN

By: The Caucasian

The Caucasian — Sun, 30 Dec 2007 18:11:58 +0000

Yeah, agree with White Mike… you guys are the Shit, I have to admit.

By: Aaron

Aaron — Sun, 30 Dec 2007 22:20:47 +0000

That’s cuz there are such things as white guys who get the jokes and understand what this site is saying, maybe not 100% but at least you understand this site ain’t just about hatin on white people. There is more to it than that.

Shit’s grand here my pasty, darkie, and beaner ass friends. We ain’t going to be complete till we got ourselves a sand nigga and a sleepyhead up in here hangin out. Then shit will be for real cuz then we can get 100% of all sides for real to understand the entire big picture.

Still we gonna have our niggas doin the blogging, but at least the rest can be doin the commenting to get it all settled and straightened out in case there some kinda mis understandin fo’ sho’

I love this site, I tell people bout this place all the muther fuckin time.

By: White Guy

White Guy — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 02:35:15 +0000

Pings are gold clubs.

Is it funny now, nigga?

Maybe somebody will have to come up with www.blackbitch.com

By: White Guy

White Guy — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 02:37:07 +0000

ah shit, that site’s for real already and it isn’t black complaints.

Sorry in advance.

By: supreme whiteness

supreme whiteness — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 14:49:33 +0000

I’m white mike’s blood brother, and very proud of how he tells it like it is, representing high-and-mighty whiteness in the niggaknow neighborhood.

By: A WHITE DUDE

A WHITE DUDE — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 21:54:04 +0000

man black people are so dumb lolz

By: Hitler

Hitler — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 22:48:39 +0000

Get back into the cotton fields, you filthy nigger.

By: ELEVENT

ELEVENT — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 23:37:56 +0000

Happy New Year Motherfuckers

By: White Guy

White Guy — Tue, 01 Jan 2008 01:24:29 +0000

“Pings are gold clubs.

Is it funny now, nigga?”

That should be GOLF clubs.

Try to keep your black asses out of jail tonight.

By: Generic White Fucker

Generic White Fucker — Tue, 01 Jan 2008 07:53:06 +0000

Yeah Happy New Years All.

btw, Jesus Christ you racist muhfuckers can really lay it on. Would you really say that shit to a black man in person? You know like unarmed?

By: oh word?

oh word? — Tue, 01 Jan 2008 21:21:52 +0000

that blackbitches.com is nice, good lookin with the link.

By: White Guy

White Guy — Tue, 01 Jan 2008 22:59:55 +0000

Of course we would.

By: Generic White Fucker

Generic White Fucker — Tue, 01 Jan 2008 23:29:47 +0000

Oh haha, okay then. I guess I’ll just stfu

By: ELEVENT

ELEVENT — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 01:15:53 +0000

Yeah right you would be 6 feet deep already. Small man, big mouth.

By: KKKFUCK YEAH

KKKFUCK YEAH — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 02:06:01 +0000

hahah yall is black niggas.

By: American N1gga

American N1gga — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 09:41:45 +0000

Hahaha@a late white surge…thanks for playing, and we can’t wait for your participation this year…

Its hard being dumb (enough to drag you here..)

How stupid of a nigga…

By: Rockfoot

Rockfoot — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 22:40:29 +0000

Bryant Gumbel is a pretty cool guy.

By: Aaron

Aaron — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 03:30:22 +0000

What up with these white dudes comin up here tryin to say racist shit?? Shit be hilarious. Don’t they know we got guns just as much as they neo-nazi wanna be asses??

OH hey, just so ya’ll know. A nazi can be anyone, even a nigga. That’s right, even a nigga or a sleepyhead, or a spic, or whatever. Ain’t just gotta be white. The media don’t want us to know that because the government doesn’t want us to know that, because these fuckers are constantly trying to dig dirt on the government.

But there do be some neo-nazi groups that do be white only. Still I thought I’d let ya’ll know. Especially you dumb fuck white people coming up in here with your Hitler screen names and shit.

By: Negroes are dumb

Negroes are dumb — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 08:02:33 +0000

funny, white whine? look at this site. All you nigs do is bitch , instead of doing something about it. Working? Nah youll bitch about it being hard. Fun fact avg black persons iq is less than 100.

By: White Guy

White Guy — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 14:25:35 +0000

Aaron, we’re not scared of the street niggas with guns - you guys don’t even know how to use them. You think 9MM Para is the same thing as 9MM Kurz. I think AN is the only nigga on this site that has a clue about them - which is extremely odd considering he’s a New Yorker. And I’m not talking all black people, I see as many black people at the ranges as whites, it’s the fuckers who come in with their hats sideways and pants hanging off their ankles who don’t have a clue.

I don’t understand the anybody can be a Nazi thing other than if they’re socialists. If I remember correctly they (arians) claimed the be the master race. Doesn’t make a lot of sense for a Mexican to claim to have the same morals as Heinrich Himmler.

Also, my keep your black asses out of jail tonight comment was because I care.

By: Rockfoot

Rockfoot — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 16:45:31 +0000

Racism isn’t fun anymore when people get offended or drop verses from the Stone Wall book of Political Correctness. Well, it’s fun for some people still- but that’s because they’re cock sockets.

So, to make a long, played out paragraph of shit nobody will remember by tomorrow short: Stop getting so God damned offended over stupid shit people say while being anonymous and eat some fucking pie.

By: The Caucasian

The Caucasian — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 16:48:07 +0000

Wooooooooooooooo! Spring Break in South Padre, Bro! Woooooooooo!

By: ben

ben — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 18:25:40 +0000

Why is Aaron always on some paranoid shit about the goddamn goverment?

By: 1_of_12_men_who_could_be_your_Dad

1_of_12_men_who_could_be_your_Dad — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 18:25:51 +0000

Preteen humor and angst-filled, poorly written diatribes do not a comedy website make. Unless, of course, you say ‘nigga’ a lot.

You guys are trying way too hard.

By: American N1gga

American N1gga — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 21:06:45 +0000

White Guy…

Good looking for the credit kid…but I think THOSE scared add whites are stuck in a bad misconception of “street nigga”

The baggy pants buffon coons you see on videos and even on the streets and in ranges aren’t a threat anymore…I’ll explain more later..I’m actually hitting the range right now..

- Works around guns (((AMD)))

By: American N1gga

American N1gga — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 23:27:28 +0000

And using text you just pulled out of 3 dictionaries and an advanced english book doesnt make you smart..

What makes a NIGGA smart is how we took YOUR term of endearment and made it something even YOUR sub-urban tries to emulate..guess what Kyle..

*them niggas gon keep it yessir*

Stupid White Nigga…

By: Generic White Fucker

Generic White Fucker — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 17:03:29 +0000

Yo funny thing is, my name is really kyle and I’m of German-Irish decent, no shit.

But don’t you ever go fuckin confusing me with those frat-fag woooo saying motherfuckers. I read books and I fuckin hate baseball.

By: MzCanada

MzCanada — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 01:42:39 +0000

“It’s aaaaaaaaaaaight. Cute and clever, but not boisterously funny or anything like ya’ll niggas make it out to be. Each one is like looking at the caption to a political cartoon or something of that nature, or listening to David Letterman crack jokes. Sorta dry and a bit esoteric, naamean. Leaves you goin’ “Heh…good one…” but nothing more. Some of them just leave me confused. For example, what the fuck are “Pings”? I’ve never seen or heard of them. I just don’t get it. Probably just me, though. My sense of humor has always been warped, if you haven’t been able to tell by now.

-John Dane”

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i can’t even lie, in fact, those bullshit boring complaints were weak as hell. which i suppose is to be expected from a bunch of giggly white bitches that walk around with billy clubs permanently embedded in their assholes. =|

“mr. bean box set doesn’t have a play all option” *blink*

^^^^^^^^^^^^ WTF?!?!?!?!

if anyone here hears/reads me say anything of the sort…
has personal permission to stick a de-pinned grenade in my mouth =|

By: anonymous

anonymous — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 02:24:19 +0000

Wow, my opinion of black people just dropped like a rock after discovering this website. Congratulations, you all are truly doing so much to assist your communities, and the world as a whole. Understand, we work hard to achieve the success we enjoy. This does not include selling crack (refer to the equally appalling “How to make money in 2008″ post). We are taught, and more importantly understand that education and establishment of a legitimate career in the field in which we have been taught is the only reliable path to success. When I graduate college, I will be making a minimum of $60,000 a year. Legitimately. DO NOT say that “niggas ain’t got a chance” because I have attended public school in the past, and have seen people in these situations succeed. That is all, and I hope you take it to heart.

By: Generic White Fucker

Generic White Fucker — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 02:30:37 +0000

anonymous just don’t get it.