Whites Disappear: Apple Releasing Shit Today
It’s your boy Big Eddie Ed back up in this bitch like it stanks and you ain’t even know where the fuck it come from. And let me level with you niggas: shit straight stanking right now. Let’s get this shit on the for real basis my niggas: Today is a special holiday for white motherfuckers that stay on Digg stroking they cock hoping that “10 Reasons to love Steve Jobs” article gone hit the front page. Literally, if you ain’t in motherfucking Arkansas, you ain’t gonna see no motherfucking white people anywhere in the world. They all waiting in line in front of that shiny, glossy (whites only), Apple store. Yeah niggas, it’s iPhone 2.0 day.
White people seriously losing they fucking minds again like they did when they bought they first version, but they still ain’t fully capable of understanding that full hustle - That motherfucking incremental release Steve Jobs hustle. White people blind to that shit. They hear a version number higher than the shit they gripping now and motherfuckers literally get they self worked into a motherfucking fit to the point that they ain’t even gone think twice about filling throat with Steve Jobs half-a-arab cock without that nigga even asking for it.
Motherfuckers take last year iPhone, add like three simple motherfucking features any sleepyhead on the train had on they motherfucking jack in like 2003, they do it every motherfucking year, and white people more than happy to skip a doctor appointment and let they kid go with them crooked ass white kid teeth another summer to get that “new” shit.
Right now, you iPhone faggots can’t send the snaps you snapping to niggas that stay trying to receive snaps from they mans and dem. Copy and paste? What. Video? What. Not looking like a straight up faggot? What. Oh and let a nigga make the shit crystal: No motherfucking video. Niggas in 2008 got LIVE STREAMING VIDEO on they motherfucking 3G Phone/MP3 Grip/Camera and that shit ain’t put out by no hippie ass Apple motherfuckers. Holla at all them niggas using Qik on a phone niggas only got to buy once.
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Welcome back sir.
I was starved for some NK knockin’, and I hate Steve blowJobs and that souped-up Texas Instruments turd of his.
Fuck a iphone thats what I say. I usually like apple computers but I wont touch that phone. Be all smudged up like a mutha fucker within 5 seconds.
Good to see you update Big Ed lets see some more soon!
fuck all technology. lets get back to the jungle niggas
Wow, off to buy one now!!!!!!
BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHA @ white’s only apple stores…
don’t you fucking KILL me dead…
i don’t even have a cell phone
^^^old school to the bone .. W00T!
Niggers are animals; leeches. Everywhere they are they bring violence, poverty, destruction. Once they shit on all, they move on to destroy another place. Thanks god niggers are being exterminated by millions by AIDS and hunger.
DeadRapper:
I am straight up loving how white motherfuckers continually prove theyselves to be the truely stupid bitches NiggaKnow portray them to be.
Eat a dick up. Poverty? We caking on you white motherfuckers still rollin in your motherfucking 1989 Toyota Tercels with your travel mug full of sanka, nigga.
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Truth Ed.
Steve Jobs could paint a brick white and Chad and Tyler will buy that shit.
Stay gully my niggas
If yo stupid cracka ass was in line to buy one of dem iPhonez you gots one o dem asspussys where yo coochie and ass is crossed and you shit out yo fronts. Phones is for tellin a bitch off, not fo the corny ass internet and wack ass email bullshit, but since yous a bitch you cain’t tell off yo motherphuckin’ self nohow. Fuck Apple, I be bitin that shit.
My name is DooDooBrown you faggots.
Oh Cracka my Cracka, I pray to Allah that he will strike down the white devil filthy mutant swine merchants who use the so-called Steve Jobs sinful technology to oppress the black man, the original man, God’s true chosen people and lords of this Earth!
Oh Cracka my Cracka, we see fit to bless the original computer innovators, the black man, the original man, God’s true chosen people and have their soon inevitable African innovations swallow up the swine merchants’ tools of colonization and evil so that they may have their candy-bar iBones shoved so deep down their filthy throats and pork-laden intestinal tracts that they will go COCKADOODLEDOO all up in their asses!
iBrick?
Ah man dont be giving them ideas!
The iphone is pretty whack, and the new one really isn’t different from the old one, and even though it’s cheaper you have to pay 10 dollars a month more for the service and shit, so you’ll still end up paying the same price ho!!
Fuck the iphone
CiC
-Joe G
AH yeah Big Eddie Ed bustin up some niggas now. He even got Mz. Canada out of hiding and some shit.
Damn…what about that goofy ass white..or half something else mutha fucka with the caption of suckin job’s dick?? If that ain’t indicative of what it’s all about I don’t know. At least it ain’t another picture of that last white nigger who was makin the WOO face because he bought his iPhone just like all the other mutha fuckin can’t think for theyselves drones.
Also, what was up with those wetback ass mutha fuckas up in a damn apple store gettin one of those damn iphones?? Was it just me or did them spic ass mutha fuckas make that store appear dirty???
All I got to say is fuck this fuckin phone. I ain’t gettin one, and if I ever was handed one for free I’d sell it for some insane price to some stupid ass white mutha fucka that want to fit in or appear cool to his friends. Also as what was pointed out, on this site, about the iPhone when it first came out, that shit is shaped easy to yank out a white niggers hand so I can go and sell that shit to someone else.
Fuck this phone and the annoying white niggers and now wetback ass hedge trimmers for actin like they all the shit because they got this fuckin phone. Now when I go and spend some time in downtown Chicago I’m gonna walk into a restaurant and see some stupid lifeless white nigger tryin to slip his cock to some white breezy by showin her the new features of his iPhone…shit got old and most girls really don’t give that much of a shit as far as what I can tell…but then again I don’t spend much time around white girls so I don’t know what to fuckin say
Mr. Aaron, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Heh heh heh, iHEDGE TRIMMER huh? That’s what I love about this site, the racism gets equally distributed in all directions.
Big Eddie gets a big white “WOOOO” face from me for this one.
Jobu, quit quoting some Adam Sandler Billy Madison bullshit…but I have to admit it did make me laugh.
I’m still confused as what an Iphone is…
I know its a cell phone with some fucking extra shit, but who cares, I have to pay for rent, food, weed, and student loans.
shits not needed.
I wouldn’t have any issues with the iPhone if it were priced the same as every other goddamned phone on the market. It doesn’t do nearly enough more useful (key word) shit than any other phone; who the fuck needs a touch screen? I’ll keep my 5 year old LG with the monochrome screen.
This iPhone doesn’t do anything different compared to what other phones like it do. The only thing is it was marketed as being trendy so the wannabe trendy people went out and got it.
I mean sure it has it’s uses, but as far as I’m fuckin concerned, there other phones that can do the same shit the same way and more.
I can’t believe that there is a new article on here. Amazing.
As a white person I fully support this fine article.
I might have to try robbing white people just out of principle.
Non updating niggas….Niggaknow better fucking weigh in on this CNN “Black People for Dummies” shit thats been coming on tv. Get to it niggas
Once again, another old post is the newest shit here at nigga-no dot com.
I think that you contributing motherfuckers hate it that so many white people love this shit. I mean 1-2 years ago this site was bumpin’ with activity, no its popular with more non-negroes than ever before and you just let it sit. Don’t get it man, I just dont get it.