World Wide Wii Motherfuckers
So I don’t know if all of you true hood niggas heard this shit, but I guess them sleepyheaded video game motherfuckers at Nintendo thought they Wii systems wasn’t gay enough and decided that white motherfuckers needed to read Digg on they Televisions, when them shits ain’t bumpin out season 1 Growing Pains or whatever shit that stupid white motherfuckers be wasting they paychecks on.
It was only a motherfucking matter of time until that shit got a web browser, though. If Nintendo didn’t’ do it then there would be mad white motherfuckers tryna commission some 12 year old hacker/tug massage therapist from Indonesia to get they faggot ass Wii’s on the internets. I guess Nintendo didn’t want to read any more motherfucking petitions, so they beat all them other third-world ass niggas to oblivion by signing a deal with some Norweigan niggas and releasing the Whitest browser out there right now: Opera.
Opera is a perfect match for that bitch-made Wii, just like the Wii is a perfect match for the iPod, the White Chocolate Jack, and 1967 front row bus seats and water fountains - they all for whites only… and that shit’s aight with me too, because not only will never grip a motherfucking Wii controller, I’d rather get my dome turned into a stadium before I get down with some shit named after a hungry ass singing fat white woman.
Fuck Opera, and fuck you eager ass white people who think its cute to be posting some motherfucking comments from your faggot ass living rooms, with your faggot ass families. Stay true to the game, fuck a Wii.
Out on that. One.
Fuck a muthafuckin Nintendo. Ya Feel Me?
CWTR™
And how in the fuck do you pronounce “Wii”?
God DAMN! That shit gay.
Gadfly:
They call that shit Wii and it sounds like (and is straight up..) weak.
One.
Hey! Congrats on the new layout! I was wondering what the hell happened to you. Are you guys hosting the site on wordpress???
I totally agree with you on Opera… it really does suck. Firefox and IE 7 are the best.
But what is up with the Wii hate? I tried it out and it was really fun and it is a much better value for your money compared to the PS3 and XBOX.
Dotsson:
Thanks for all that support you been throwin at a nigga for serious, but about that Wii shit.. I mean, motherfuck Nintendo for pull some shit out that nigga Steve Jobs trick bag and making they shit pasty ass white.
So to all you Wii niggas, enjoy that bitch-made white shit and just picture my motherfucking AF1’s as they bust right the fuck through your TV while you workin a duece with your cartoon characters on that tennis joint you been thirstin at.
One.
Ed - I’m sure you are down then with that black xbox 360 rollin out called the Elite?
It’s got a bigger hard drive…and it’s black…coincidence?
fuck a wii….they are rollin these damn things out to nursing homes so that these pasty grey hairs can get their exercise on….go make me some damn banana bread Ethel!
ya feel me?
Them white motherfuckers with all their whiteass bullshit, tryna be superior n shit
guess what wii motherfuckers, we dont give a shit about your motherfuckin whiteass merchandise,
ipods, iphones. ibooks, wiis, all that shit
niggas keep it rele with sum watermelonz ya herd?
“Them white motherfuckers with all their whiteass bullshit, tryna be superior n shit
guess what wii motherfuckers, we dont give a shit about your motherfuckin whiteass merchandise,
ipods, iphones. ibooks, wiis, all that shit
niggas keep it rele with sum watermelonz ya herd?”
This site is a disgrace to all Black People. Thank you for living up to fucking stereotypes. You people always talking about the white man keeping you down and all that good bullshit. Honestly have you even played it? I guess not, you rather be lazy and sit on your ass all day trolling on this fucking site talking about “White motherfucker”(note the quotations). Honestly hate a certain product just because its “White made”(note more quotations lol) is down right fucking ignorant. I declare this article to be craptastic. It’s the white people you know it’s anyone who is rich and is in the buisness that is fucking you in the ass. (Boost mobile, Fubu, Ecko) I doesn’t fucking matter who made it. I am sure I’m gonna be called a saltine since I didn’t specify my race but I honestly don’t give a shit about that at this point with all the ignorance being tossed around.
@ Epic death guy
The author is not the stereotype, he is making fun of the stereotype you dumbass! The whole thing is a satire. (Word?)
Bitches