Comments on: Worthless Russians: Madonna To Space in 2009

By: Jedi Princess

Jedi Princess — Fri, 22 Sep 2006 15:47:00 +0000

Big Ed, I swear if I didn’t know any better, you are a white middle age gamer. What do you know about Magic the Gathering and “All your bases are belong to us”, HUH? I just so happened to have been forced to go to an all white school and brainwashed by Brits. What’s your excuse?

By: Muk

Muk — Fri, 22 Sep 2006 16:16:00 +0000

I’ll take it a step further and say that he’s a paid comedy writer. That is some of the funniest shit I’ve read in ages - TOO good in fact.

And if I’m wrong, Big Ed, you need to stop wasting time and find yourself a fucking agent.

By: Big Eddie Ed

Big Eddie Ed — Fri, 22 Sep 2006 16:20:00 +0000

jedi princess:

you gonna challenge my motherfucking blackness with a name like jedi princess? fall back on that shit. you sell a few “items” to some white motherfuckers, you pick up a few motherfucking things

By: Jedi Princess

Jedi Princess — Fri, 22 Sep 2006 16:28:00 +0000

>giggles< I’m just sayin’ that’s awfully suspicious…And too, I can like Star Wars its got Sam Jackson in it…. (sighs) I don’t have my black card amongst my inner circle of friends anyway, so there’s really nothing out of the ordinary for my handle to be Jedi to them, AND my midichlorians are sky high.

By: Suspect

Suspect — Fri, 22 Sep 2006 17:37:00 +0000

Yuri Gagarin, Madonna — who’s next, Britney Spears? Oprah?

Oh, and, I don’t see no niggas in them space crew lineups, what’s wid dat?

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 22 Sep 2006 18:24:00 +0000

I’m black too….from the waist down.

ya feel me?

By: Ayman

Ayman — Fri, 22 Sep 2006 18:54:00 +0000

What is the definition of “blackness” please?

CWTR™

By: Gadfly

Gadfly — Fri, 22 Sep 2006 19:16:00 +0000

Yeah, you might as well just let the bitch suck your dick. Otherwise she’ll be clawing at your pants all damn day.

By: carpe823

carpe823 — Fri, 22 Sep 2006 23:03:00 +0000

Big Ed ain’t white..he ain’t all that smart to be white. But he do know his shit, I will say that. As far as that Madonna bitch goin to space..the bitch should be shot into a fuckin asteroid belt and put out of her mothafuckin misery.

By: Gadfly

Gadfly — Sat, 23 Sep 2006 02:50:00 +0000

I have true blackness

I'm a white motherfucker who can dance. Serious. I dance with a sister! She like my moves. For real.

She kinda looks like Condoleeza Rice.

Move like a motherfucking snake on the dance floor. The bitch is fine, you gots to know.

By: Jedi Princess

Jedi Princess — Sat, 23 Sep 2006 06:08:00 +0000

Tertiarysocialization at its finest. Umm gladfly, how do you know if the black girl you are dancing with actually HAS rhythm? If she looks/acts like condi I think her blackness is also in question.

By: Woozie

Woozie — Sat, 23 Sep 2006 13:03:00 +0000

Eyo you don’t know what the fuck you done openin up anonymous comments on NKT man, they all gonna come over from Ayman’s to here and plague this shit with “White Power!” or “George Jefferson can eat a dick!” or some more bullshit like that. Be warned niggas.

By: Big Eddie Ed

Big Eddie Ed — Sat, 23 Sep 2006 13:46:00 +0000

Woozie:

Young woozie, they gonna put it all out here and still look like some dumb motherfucking pasty white bitches.

I’ll kick a nigga ass that talk shit about George Jefferson tho.. Sherman Helmsley ain’t done a bad sitcom yet. AMEN was the shit. -1

By: Gadfly

Gadfly — Sat, 23 Sep 2006 18:01:00 +0000

Don’t diss my dancing breezy, princess. That shit ain’t cool.

And what kind of bullshit academic construct is “tertiary socialization.” I swear, every damn sociology/anthropology professor in the country needs to be pepper sprayed until they agree to stop being idiots.

If there’s primary, secondary and tertiary socialization — where a motherfucking blowjob fit into all that bullshit? Just curious.

(PS: this is all supposed to be funny. Not trying to start shit)

By: Jedi Princess

Jedi Princess — Sun, 24 Sep 2006 00:06:00 +0000

Diss your dancing?! (wink. wink.) I am officially challenging you to an internet dance off. You bring Condi and I’ll take….Bid Ed. He may have picked up some ballroom dancing in his pursuit of looting infamy.

By: Tallest Blue

Tallest Blue — Sun, 24 Sep 2006 16:46:00 +0000

I can think of a lot more celebrities that should be shot into space…

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sun, 24 Sep 2006 18:46:00 +0000

man who gives a fuck if she’s launched into space. I rather have her up there singing her ray of light bullshit song so I can’t hear here on earth. But yea this site is pretty funny but wwujd.com shits on this one.

By: Gadfly

Gadfly — Sun, 24 Sep 2006 22:41:00 +0000

No, no. Don’t dis my “dancing breezy”

Condi is my “dancing breezy.”

You could probably get away with dissing my dancing.

I’m only good compared to other white guys. And that bar is not set very high in most cases If you can avoid doing the nervous white guy repeted knee bends, bobbing up and down like an idiot — you’re already one up.

By: Woozie

Woozie — Sun, 24 Sep 2006 23:42:00 +0000

Eyo Big Eddie Ed, you been tagged to do one of them fucking movie memes, lookin forward to seein a Kobe Tai flick on that list.

By: Big Eddie Ed

Big Eddie Ed — Mon, 25 Sep 2006 14:13:00 +0000

woozie:

I’ll get to that shit asap.. -1

By: The Stiltwalker

The Stiltwalker — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 17:37:00 +0000

HELL NAW! I guess I won’t be going to space any time soon.

By: NigsKnowwhats^

NigsKnowwhats^ — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 08:22:00 +0000

yo.
i am a white motherfucker who regulars this site. Big, this was an instant classic, i think it is the funniest post you guys have written yet. ranks up past black and blue tooth and all the other classics.
keep it rollin.
gadfly no one gives a shit about your dancing.
and jedi princess “All your base are belong to us” is known by almost anyone who has seen a computer. it used to be only nerds knew it, now its common knowledge, especially on bloggers and college campuses.
You guys are NiggaKnowTechnology.com are the shit. never stop spittin the truth.

By: Gadfly

Gadfly — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 14:08:00 +0000

Suck on my big black dick.

It attached to my slender lover Sebastian.

By: Tallest Blue

Tallest Blue — Thu, 28 Sep 2006 17:48:00 +0000

Those aliens ain’t never gonna stop cornholin them motherfuckin farmboy crackas. That shit is hilarous and never gets old.

Imagine the look on Billy-Bubba-John’s face when he gets his DNA spliced with a sheep those green moon-niggas caught him fuckin in a field.

Priceless.

By: tyrone nigga

tyrone nigga — Fri, 29 Sep 2006 10:59:00 +0000

dam id hit her whit beever ne day of da weak nigga. she be pummin owt al kins of fine fo sereus. you no she hidin sum sereus getto booty unda dem pants fo sur.

By: tefl0n

tefl0n — Sun, 01 Oct 2006 18:44:00 +0000

nah my nigga … u seen her new bs video?i seen sum of it n dis bitch got no ass and sum fucked up lookin hips. but from what i seen on da net .. she did sum wonders with a coke bottle. id let suck my dick anytime . i dont giva fuck if she is 65 . real talk

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 18:26:00 +0000

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By: joeg1219

joeg1219 — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 18:13:57 +0000

You right about Mr.Jefferson, cause 227 was the shit too my nigga

Joe Cooley

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