I walked past this old snitchin ass white lady desk noticing a newspaper, this pasty faced devil turned it over and says, “Here’s what your looking for”. First off, why do you assume I wanna read about some Dominican papi, former coke pumpin, baseball pitching nigga. I wanna see what’s on the COVER. So I waited until this old white piece of leather went for her 7th cup of Ovaltine and her brick of Pepperidge Farm Chessman butter cookies. I jacked her ass, ran to the coloreds and foreigners bathroom and had THIS picture taken (Big shout out to the nigga Def for playin photog):

White motherfuckers living up to they crazy stereotypes.  Tip some out.

Yall niggas CANNOT compare this to that Shaolin, rice fryin nigga, that nigga was insane. THIS nigga knew what he was doin from jump. Sumsik Boy was rantin on some schizo shit. This nigga got fired from his JOB son. He had ADHD, but yeah, that couldn’t be it… right?

Nigga, while I’m rantin (celebrating) and before this post evolves, this is the shit I’m talking about. These Judas Priest niggas goin on mall murder sprees, school shootings, choppin niggas up and savin em for later. Man just catch me and hang me son - don’t eat a nigga.

Every TLRNY post got this nigga in the stock images I swear to god.

Now I encourage ANY of you porcelain mothafuckas to EXPLAIN THISSSSSSSSS!!!!!

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