That nigga Mike Wallace was down even if it was only on the motherfucking DLEver since Ed Bradley died, black people been ignoring 60 minutes because that down ass nigga Mike Bradley ain’t on the show no more and we don’t give a fuck about no belly-aching ass Andy Rooney. Well, it looks like you gonna have to put them TIVO’d episodes of Flavor of Love Charm School on hold Sunday night because 60 minutes gone get gully. The white motherfuckers behind this show decided its time to examine just why the fuck niggas and the police ain’t hit it off yet. The topic of snitchin’ is set to come up during the highlight of the piece when a few crispy white motherfuckers pretend they understand rap and interview Cam’ron.

For some of you stupid motherfuckers out there, 60 Minutes is only an hour long, white people love to pretend they down when they interview a rapperbut that’s in white man minutes. If white man minutes was currency, that shit would be Canadian. White people always trying to say they working 15 hour days and shit, but all they really do is talk about sailing and how much they hate that nigga Tiger Woods. The exchange rate for white man minutes is like 1:3, so when they say 60 Minutes featuring Cam’ron, they really mean Dipset for 2 minutes, 40 minutes of them bitch-made Geico commercials, then 18 minutes of white motherfucker topics like greenhouse gases and tomato growing contests.. but its a start.

Its the beginning of Cam’ron taking over network TV. That’s my motherfucking prediction. I’m saying that Chris Hansen got to stop snitchin for seriousyou gonna see this nigga on every motherfucking white show out there to put an end to all this snitchin’ bullshit. The first step got to be Cam setting shit right with that motherfucker from Dateline that been catching them grown ass men been trying to fuck kids. I mean, I ain’t tryna fuck no kids, but if Cam’ron don’t step in they gonna be putting chicken and lemonade on that motherfucking table instead of cookies and milk. Next thing a nigga know, its niggas like Akon on that show instead of all them truck driving ass white people.

Pretty soon its Dipset on every motherfucking show out there, son, but stay the fuck up off The View. He got to boycott that shit out of respect for that bitch Star Jones. They did that bitch grimey, too. I mean, you got to feel for a bitch that got a gay husband and a face like some kind of drag queen Carl winslow.

That bitch look like Carl Winslow and she got a gay husbandStrike 3 gone be when the bitch burst that stapled ass stomach open with a late night Long John Silvers shrimp binge

Any motherfucking way, check the shit out this Sunday night. One.

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