Cosby About To Drop
Yo it’s Maf dropping that social science for the 2000 and H8, but what I really wanna know is…
WHY THE FUCK IS BILL COSBY MAKING A RAP ALBUM?!?!
I’m all over ya mental in hopes of spreadin the gospel to you yesterday niggas an to you bro raping saltines out there. It took a while cuz I stay oh so busy on my grind all day every day. What is that you ask?
So I’m up at the plantation last week digging through my email an notice via them AllHipHop updates, aka Nigga News Flash, that this fool Bill Cosby is makin a rap album. Oh yes you innanet niggas, I’m getting legal paper in the H8 lookin at bitches fuck ALL day while reading NK an shootin the gift to big booty bitches on Myspizzle. HUH? Yea you read dat shit right, Nigga, add it up! I get paid to do what you running up your pop’s credit card bill for.
As we move on… Yo I almost fell out of my chair in astonishment. This guy Bill is talking about how he’s going to make a rap album called “State Of Emergency”, in which he will take his misguided ass complaints straight into your earholes. I suspect Kanye West will be on production. These niggas got a lot in common. Not only do they both love to complain and say hasty shit to make them look the fool, but they also shop at the same spots.
Corn on the Cosby says he will speak on the problems of the youth today without the use of profanity or violent and derogatory material.
Real TALK: It’s all good a nigga wanna correct some social issues. It’s all peace that you want to reach the youth but (and all my elderly niggas listen up) stop tryin to blame the youth for some bullshit that started with you. You don’t get the kind of issues we dealin wit from strong role models spreadin that gospel.
These ignant motherfuckers come directly from the ignant motherfuckers that raised them. This nigga Cliff wrong for this, and that’s my good word. I told this clever bird about it an she asked me if he was doin it for publicity. It was then that I realized that this is the same nigga from Kids Say The Darndest Things!!! This nigga has been implanted wit that White Guilt for a LOOOONG time now. I have no business listenin to a King’s English preachin pudding pop pushin nigga tryin to sell me that Uncle Ruckus shit. What is he going to tell me that I, A, don’t know or, B, give a fuck about? IONO yall, all we can do now is wait and see… may the streets decide the good word.
P.S.
Fuck all this shit, listen to Bootcamp.
Wow!! This Jello Pudding eating ass nigga Bill Cosby needs to cool it. That old ass nigga looks like a fossil. He needs to stick to fat albert and all that other shit he is doing. Do all niggas think they can rap?!?!
-Joe G
I’m getting legal paper in the H8 lookin at bitches fuck ALL day while reading NK an shootin the gift to big booty bitches on Myspizzle. HUH? Yea you read dat shit right, Nigga, add it up! I get paid to do what you running up your pop’s credit card card bill for.
Huh?
-John Dane
There’s no hope…
No hope for any of you niggas.
Porn websites, my nig…thats a piece of the Amerikkkan pie niggas is slow to get into. hallah
Whites and black unite to ask the single most relevant question pertaining to this article: “The fuck did he just say?”
Yall niggas asking the wrong question…
You SHOULD ask Maf to explain how to GYPU..
AN1
I’m gonna tell it to you niggas like this: Maf is the truth. You slow ass getting your school lunch and library books delivered to you in your one motherfucking classroom ass schoolday type niggas might have to read this shit twice. Okay, maybe three, but its all there my niggas.
Cerebral niggerishness.
-1-
I’m so torn
Both Maf and Cosby are right, in part …
And it’s hurting my skull ..
I’m'a go have a Jello cup and then glock up and see if any white niggas in this hood want to eyeball me.
If that nigga cosby makes a hit every motherfucker is gonna be wearing cosby sweater, tryin to advant guard and shit.
I NetFlixed some of Cosby’s old TV shows from the early 70’s. Not the cutsey family Dr. Gynocologist show, I’m talking about the one where he was a P.E teacher at a highschool, sportin’ a big Afro on his head.
That was some weird ass TV.
Cool theme music though.
only cause you niggaknow am I gonna let you get away with dropping H8™ on your site….any other H8ters gotta pay royalties.
Porn websites, my nig…thats a piece of the Amerikkkan pie niggas is slow to get into. hallah
o_O
-John Dane
YO fuck wit it! I got suns makin much paper in 1yr for sellin cookbooks from websites to old white bitches tryin to learn how to cook ethnic food.
But it’s ok, I’m here to get niggas up to speed.
It’s like… a bunch of sub-points leading up to the main point… which just isn’t there. I’m so fucking confused. Jello pudding does sound delicious right now ‘tho. I heard that shits made with horse hooves too.
That shit was funny when this nigga said corn on the cosby. That funny as hell, I’m usin that right away.
I do have to agree with corn on the cosby in some cases though. Some niggas do be takin shit too far….yet I do think Bill be puttin blame on the wrong people, and yes he is a little too whitenized. Still I would like to hear Bill rappin, just for the sake of hearing that old ass nigga rap. Even though I’m sure it’s gonna be ridiculous as hell.
It would appear that Big E double is right. Some of you hasty niggas may have to read over this a few more times to understand. It’s ok tho, we in the building, it’s all there.
I don’t see how mother fuckers can’t understand. It’s plain and simple as far as I’m concerned.
I would cop this shit if it was all Eddie Murphy doin’ his Cosby impression.
I thought Bing Crosby was dead?! Now he’s alive AND black?! No wonder why he’s such a good singer!
Bill Gates is a Goonie ass nigga fam he basicly hoed yahoo and told dem bitches to get down or lay down.
oh and i fucks wit xbox my nig
This is a damn shame! Ya Feel Me?
CWTR™
What yawlaint got no street sense? If you dont get the subpoints leading tp the point: Bill aint got his fingers on the pulse joe!!
Translate: Bill Cosby is mistaken that the youth are any more misguided than they happened to be when he was coming up..don’t blame the youth for being ignorant if you know you are.
CAB Crew nigga!
Bill Cosby is more white than I am.
What I’m trying to figure the fuck out is how the fuck the Cosby kids gonna have some motherfucking yellow ass grandpa?
One.
Because, Cosby is secretly Puerto Rican.
Could Hip-Hop see an epic rap battle between two titans of culture, knowledge and entertainment? Michael Eric Dyson strongly suggested during a recent outing that he would be recording an album that would respond to Bill Cosby’s upcoming rap album, State of Emergency. “There’s nothing worse than a comedian that’s trying to be serious on a certain level. That could be hazardous to your career. And to your heath,” Dyson, 49, told AllHipHop.com. In 2006, Dyson responded to Cosby’s notions in the award-winning book Is Bill Cosby Right?: Or Has the Black Middle Class Lost Its Mind? “I actually am interested in hearing what he’s got to say…because he’s a funny dude,” Dyson said.