Knick Knack, niggas. Let me tell you something that motherfuckers got twisted - Michael Vick don’t give a fuck about no goddamn dogs. I mean, you might think that shit obvious, but dig a little deeper. Nigga had dog fights. Nigga dogs got all tore the fuck up in they face. Nigga get caught, nigga apologize, nigga act like he fucked up, nigga handing milkbones out and talking about how cute he think beagles and shit is, or whatever the fuck, and people acting like Michael Vick only out to kill they motherfucking golden retriever.

On some real shit, you blind ass niggas need to wake the fuck up.

That nigga never gave no shit about no dogs. Dogs is a motherfucking tool to help Mike Vick maintain. Whether they dying in his motherfucking garage or he playing fetch, this nigga only concern with one motherfucking thing - getting his ass on that motherfucking field. Mike Vick ain’t trying to raise money for no motherfucking dog shelters and he also ain’t trying to crack down on other dogfighting ass niggas. He may have to do it, but the only reason he ever involve himself with a motherfucking dog is because that nigga wants touchdowns, money, and more bitches to fuck in hotel rooms booked to Ron Mexico.

Even if he a dog killer - tell me how the fuck he gonna get the worse of all this shit? Mad niggas in the NFL got fucked up “pregame rituals”. I mean, wide receivers shoot theyselves in the leg, special teams niggas make it rain dollars then bullets, and inside linebackers murder motherfuckers then post up in they trunk. How the fuck people get so fucked up over a motherfucking dog? No diss to RL, but you motherfucking hypocritical faggots need to realize you had a murderer on your Madden case! Fuck half a dozen pitbulls.

The bottom line is that Michael Vick only give a fuck about the game and the Falcons stupid for letting that nigga go. On some real shit, the team that get Michael Vick gonna have a motherfucking year. Teams paid more for worse baggage and got less. You just got to keep that nigga satisfied. I mean, if I owned a NFL team, signed Michael Vick and nigga was like, “The only way I’m gonna score is if you let a nigga drown a litter of pugs” I’d be filling the tub every Saturday night.

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