News Bullet(IN): Week of January 7, 200(H8)
Everyday that goes by, some pastyface is committing some type of fuckery that gets reported WRONG. Well NK wanna do it justice and fix what The Media got all fucked up. So at the end of the week we gonna post a news bulletin about all the bullshit these niggas do. We gonna set off this new installment with our first five stories…
New York City, NY: 2 dumb ass white niggas thought it would be smart to wheel they DEAD homie in an OFFICE CHAIR down West 52nd Street and 9th Avenue to a check cashing place to cash his last Social Security check. What makes it worse is that the “arresting” officer ain’t know what to charge them with. This nigga floppin and dragging his feet and NONE of these brilliant ass latte sippin, Blackberry punchin pastyfaced niggas didnt NOTICE this shit? Get the fuck outta here son.
Hayden, ID: Some wild-ass flourmouth honkey thought he saw the mark of the beast on his hand, so dude proceeded to use a circular saw and cut his shit OFF. THEN the nigga tosses it into the microwave… too bad wasn’t no niggas to around to blame, HUH, playboy?
New Orleans, LA: The Army Corps of Engineers received demands for a total of $4 QUADRILLION (you read RIGHT NIGGA) dollars in bills from 489,000 Katrina victims. I wouldnt trust them mothafuckers to make me a sandwich let alone repair a fuckin levee. Only thing I gotta say about this shit is… that’s IT?!?
Grand Rapids, MI: Some dumb ass pastyface buffoon was shopliftin, more than likely support his meth habit, grabbed some wild hunting knives off the shelf and stuffed the shit down his pants. This moron type nigga SLIPPED tryin to bounce out the store and stabbed HIMSELF. You can’t make this wild ass shit up son.
El Paso, TX: Two stupid ass wigger niggas were in a tattoo shop tryna get a gun drawn up. These stupid motherfuckers start tracing a LOADED .357 on one of them. Well, guess what fuckin happend: it went off and popped BOTH of them. Pay the price for listening to UGK, you stupid visor wearin Toyota Yaris whippin ass niggas. Just cause Tameka ghetto ass said it MIGHT be hot to get a tat like that don’t mean you actually should asshole… let alone with a loaded pistol.
Ahh I love this post. Best yet this year. Stupid fucking saltines. No common sense. OUT OF THE GENE POOL!
American N1gga bringing white stupidity to the forefront and exposing the motherfucking forgetful ass, unqualified ass, bullshitting ass media.
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Aight this shit is fair.
I mean only 5 stories isnt bad. Compaired to the thousands of stories you would have if you talked about all the dumb crimes you niggas commit.
and I mean that only in a good way.
haha..drive-bys, drug charges are our norm GWF..
Yall niggas laugh at us..but will stir-fry a baby and serve it to your grandmother…some of the shit tall do is in a grey cloud of madness and stupidity….except for that D.C. Sniper shit well accept..and O.J
, yall set the gold standard for bizzare outlandish felony shit…
..and P.S., 5 clips is a good startoff…yall motherfuckers have another 7 days of buffonery coming I promise..haha
AN
Heh, Grand Rapids, MI. My hometown. =)
-John Dane
AN yo!
hahaha…
Yeah, well ya know, if you kill a nigga, might as well eat his fuckin face and wear a vest made out his skin.
lmao
…but no denial…haha
AN
fam, the total for the katrina jumpoff is far beyond 4 quad. that’s one nigga’s claim by heself. but get that paper nonethefuckingless, yessir.
yeah man…the original article I found never stated it was just 1 dude…thx for the correction my nigga…
Bottom line..FUCK F.E.M.A, The Army Corps of Engineers, and the mothafuckers issuing them checks…they still waiting on that relief…do let the law suits pile up..niggas got (((AMD)))…
Thank you. You’re performing an important public service here. In fact I think you should start up something like a “Weekly White Watch”.
Why noooooo! An AFRICAN AMERICAN would NEVER kill and eat somebody:
http://stupidcelebrities.net/2008/01/07/christopher-mccuin-cooked-jana-shearer-in-tyler-dallas/
I saw that…i just found the other clips fuckin funnier..but he definitely gets honorable mention TC…but even YOU gotta admit the frequency of motherfuckers that turn their victims into pot pies and shit are HIGHER with whites…
True. But it’s like what the GWF said, might as well get some productive use out of the leftovers…yuk.
LOL man it must be just my internet provider or something then. I use the page they give us to use as a home page, and they always have fucked up news that white people be doin. I knew about the mother fuckers who shot theyselves and shit. Yet I got to admit I didn’t know about the other ones.
Let me see if I got this… this bastard uses a real gun to trace a tattoo. And they chose to do this over going online and printing a copy of one… Damn shame.
The one about the dude stealing knives is fucking classic. I live in Michigan and I hadn’t heard of that one, but fuck!
LMAO ^^^
is it possible that white fukkas weren’t born with a lick of common sense? =O
I’m sure a lot of this stupid shit is drug and or alcohol induced
Weekend at Bernies 3: smack aint free
If them white motherfuckers had stayed in Africa where all the genetic motherfucking DIVERSITY at (check the motherfucking DNA records, bitch) — they pasty asses wouldn’ta got all inbred and turned into motherfucking FREE FORM crazy ass idiots.
Reuters has done something similar to this for years; it’s some good reading. Check this crazy shit out: http://www.reuters.com/news/oddlyEnough
Gadfly,
I’m a full advocate of mandatory interracial breeding for that very reason.
That, and it would be interesting to see what people would hate eachother for once all skin color becomes the same.
GWF -
Yeah that would be interesting, since we know all the black folks in Africa get along so well without any problems.
someone above me just made a FATAL mistake..
Blacks & Africans = NOT the same..
Matter fact..ill break it down further…Africans HATE Blacks & whites, dont think for 1 minute an Americanized black and an African get along..that’s a silent beef dude…all that Darfur and Sudan fightin shit is tribal…and there isnt an AMERICAN NIGGA breathing that would stake claim for that shit….its like Italy italians and Sicilians hating each other..only difference is the fact that they live in a modern society…these genocidal africans refuse to accept modern society and their beefs are INTERNAL…same with inner-muslim beefing…
So when the STUPID whites say that “go back to Africa” line…I proceed to dispense a “disrespectful truth”…
Lesson over…
and in the ballpark of 50-100 years…GWF will get an answer to that…too bad none of us are gonna be here to witness the shit…
The Caucasian,
Touché
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnP1hZFMCMA
This is why black people can’t have nice things.
Well, just as long as no one forces me to breed with a sleepyhead…
Rockfoot it good to see you back up in this bitch my pasty friend. That video was awesome as hell. I’m jealous of that nigga with the AK…I want me one just like that.
There wasn’t anything special about that AK, most likely a POS Romanian. Norinco and Russians are where it’s at.
There’s nothing special about any AK. Congratulations, you have a rifle that is prone to smokestack jams, weighs more than Rosie O’Donnel’s clone baby, and kicks like a truck thanks to it’s 1 pound blowback slider. Have fun re-aligning your sights with a fucking SCREWDRIVER and HAMMER every time you want accuracy. Fuck the AK.
I’ve never had a jam in any AK I’ve fired. If you’re trying to say an AR is more reliable than an AK it shows just how much you really know about either weapon. You also think the AK recoils hard? You apparently haven’t fired many rifles or shotguns. I guess if you’re used to the non-existant recoil of the .223 Rem. though . . . Also, if I want accuracy I’ll use bolt action.
I saw this story and thought it fit right in this section of white people doing dumb shit. The video is pretty good.
http://www.kare11.com/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=492819
lmao at them white folks.