TLC is Some Crooked Ass Bullshit
You need to know I ain’t talking about them waterfall chasin bitches, but right now I need to know how drug dealers be guilty when you got motherfuckers on that TLC network slanging they fake reality TV bullshit? I mean, you gone try to tell a nigga crack ain’t no good for nobody and I’ll listen to your motherfucking argument while I count my stacks, but based on the shit all them boring ass eating meatloaf and talking about they motherfucking day ass white motherfuckers be hooked on - there ain’t no motherfucking crime committed.
TLC got white motherfuckers on they hook week to week with a dangerous product and nobody talking about it. The reason nobody talk about it is because - first off - Niggas do not watch TLC, and second off, white motherfuckers ain’t talking about it because they don’t talk about nothing but the programming on TLC. They ain’t about to criminalize TLC because that shit would fuck up they connect - you feel me? They hooked and if they come to the motherfucking realization that they all being played by white motherfucking CEO types that be taking 40 year old moves from up off the street, they whole world would collapse. If they ain’t talking about reality shows - they got nothing else, my niggas. Proof is the fact that even white motherfuckers was following Real Chance of Love.
I wish I had the type of life where I don’t need to hear a motherfucking blip out a white mouth, but its impossible. Every time your boy faced with a marshmallow ass white motherfucker, nigga got to hear about some TLC bullshit because its all they got. White people got hockey and TLC, and I already been on that FUCK HOCKEY shit, so this is how it gone be right now:
1. Fuck a midget family.
2. Fuck that I Got 18 Kids and We Ain’t Done Yet show.
3. Fuck John, Kate, his eight mixed race ass kids, and all them college bitches he be smashing on the motherfucking side.
4. Fuck that one queer nigga and nasty ass jewish bitch that be picking out sweaters for other white motherfuckers.
5. Fuck you.
I’m tired of these deceptive ass white motherfuckers firing accusations, frowning at, and blowing up spots on niggas that ain’t doing nothing worse than they do. I mean, these TV executives and producers and whoever the fuck else swaggerjacking the very same niggas they callin criminals for selling they product and holding they corner. They got a corner - you got TLC. They slang rock - you pushing reality TV. Trust me, nigga - it’s the same motherfucking shit.
I’m out on that - One.
LOL Marshmallow Ass White Motherfuckers…damn that’s funny as fuck. I ain’t even know what they got on that TLC channel, I never watch that shit.
i is taking yo advice numba 5 to heart right now my nigga. i think all dem reali-T shows is muthufucking trash. stupid ass white executives in they rolly chairs can go stick tlc up they asses, you feel?
-one1
I concour one thing Id like to point out though! I wish I could be in the store when the midget lady is shopping so I can put everything on the high shelves.
Xuttuh, that’s some funny shit.
Uhh, Unless I’m missing something, its not just TLC that has reality tv crap. Last time I checked its on every channel.
In the words of Patton Oswald, TV used to be a vehicle of escape for folks who deal with dickheads and morons all day. Now people still deal with the same dickheads and morons, but then they come home and watch them on TV too.
LOL that is kinda true. How did it get so popular?? My father was talking about reality TV the other day. He said, “You do understand that those are all rich kids on these stupid shows.”
I never thought about that shit before but he do got a point. Especially on that no good Real World show. I hate that shit.
Ay nigga Jon is a real nigga though man. You know how loose Kate love purse prolly is after pushin out 8 Bebe kids?? C’mon man it’s like fuckin those aluminum tubes Baby Bush and them was lookin for over in Iraq. I’d be beating those college guts up too shit.
Nigga Know! Thats some funny shit cause everyone knows a nigga that dark don’t know shit.
You arrogant mother fucker what about all the shows like Run’s House or Snoops fatherhood show you dumbass ignorant fuck. The shit goes both ways you dumb mother fucker. I can’t wait for the day when dumb dark ass mother fuckers stop blaming their problems on white mother fuckers and actually grow a pair and try doing something to fix it instead of blaming the white system. If it wasnt for the white man your ass would still be getting chased by lions or the new government militia thats going out to kill ya.
What on earth are you talking about. Perhaps you need a suitable plugin so ordinary mortals like me understand what your message is!
Only real world I saw was the Dave Chappelle Real World. That was some funny shit.
Man I miss him. Comedy Central need to give that man a blank cheque so he can come back and show people what real comedy is.
And… he’s back. Thank God, Been waiting 6 months for you niggas to update this shit, shit. Where to start… Got your usual idiots in here commenting on some dumb shit like “Shqauquanada” or whatever the fuck. Hey dumb nigga, you DO realize we have a BLACK president right now, right?
Yo Aaron rofl - You’re kinda right bout that Real World Shit, my whiteboi friend from back east in Cleveland (Isaac Stout, yeah he’s jewish) was on Real World. Rich nigga, and was on that shit. Now he’s all over the damn place, dumb skinny ass white bitches are all over his shit constantly. I even seen a bad ass black bitch roll up to him with those gaga eyes like she just seen Denzel or some shit. But it’s just some random white boy. Reality TV has ruined Television. But then again, fuck a television eh? Only thing I get from there is niggas hating on my nigga Barack, lil Family Guy, some Boondocks and some sports. Everything else can blow me, real talk.
But again, glad to see ya back nigga… been far too long
Ya’ll muthafuckas need to let me post some shit atleast to keep it consistent,Just a tip but ya’ll should really consider a message board so people can talk shit in a controlled environment.
@And MerkJones: get off that pipe dream nigga just cause a half breed in the “WhiteHouse” dont mean a goddamned thing niggas still getting did dirt.
And real world went from Garbage to flatout Gay literally and figuratively! And how come they always have one black chick that makes Martha Stewart look like a down ass bitch?
I guess they said no more real niggas after Tyrie beasted on they shit!
I hate all that reality TV shit. I also fucking loathe bible spouting bitches, PG-13 horror movies, fat fucks on jazzys, I could go on… There’s enough shit I hate to fill a landfill the size of New Jersey (there’s an idea). But it came to me in a vision… turn off the TV and go out and actually DO shit.
That’s the problem. That’s why cracker-ass rich fag “reality TV” has gone on as long as it has, you feel me? Because we’ve become a society of fat-asses who sit on the couch and DEMAND to be entertained. We want to get high and eat Taco Bell and drool in front of our flat screens, and just CONSUME while someone else does the work. When everyone with imaginations and ideas don’t do shit, the only people left to give us our movies and TV (and music) are lily-white BUSINESSMEN who’ve never had an original thought in their life, but just want $$$. And they KNOW motherfuckers these days will just bitch and moan, but aren’t gonna get mad enough to actually TURN THE FUCKING CHANNEL. TLC and Real World marshmallow shit ain’t gonna die unless somebody steps up to the plate and offers them something better.
You want good TV? You want a movie as cool as the shit made in the 70’s/80’s? MAKE IT YOUR DAMN SELF. Get a digital camera, with the right lighting and some desktop editing, it looks as good as anything you’re gonna see made for millions of dollars by Hollywood/network TV bitches.
Hey Bitch-Ass-BigEddie-Nigga,
Nigga’s like you need to stop using the word nigga!. I mean, what the fuck nigga, all deez blog posts on this nigga site talking about nigga dis, and nigga dat.
Do all nigga’s a favor, and make a site called crackaknow.com and type all your cracka-inspired nigga bullshit over there.
I’mma give you some real knowledge nigga: Real Nigga’s don’t watch cracka TV channels like TLC..or BET… and real Nigga’s don’t type or say the words “Fuck You” unless their talking to a bunch of crackaz…So I know u ain’t no nigga BigEddie..shit..who are you trying to fool, you real name is Edward.
Don’t let me send Bill Cosby, Uncle Ruckus, Alan Keyes, or John McWhorter over here to set you straight…NIIIIIIGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Meatloaf is ugly looking as shit, but it tastes damn good, and it won’t kill you near as fast as the fieldnigger garbage you niggers eat.
I agree, the learning channel is just another media outlet to drown the black man into more & more diabolical brain control.
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The only thing a nigga has to fear is another nigga. You too busy fucking eachother to make any progress towards gaining equality….never mind crying that whites dont treat you as equal. You fucking iliterate fools. You equal to dogshit. You got what you deserve - nothing - except a great big desire to be white. Dream on Nigga!
sounds like all of you have great educations… you’ll go far in life!!! losers