Drunk with Yayo, a suspended license, and some freckled ass tittiesIn a classic case of white entitlement, that bitch with some big ass titties, Lindsay Lohan, got caught driving around fucked up and holding that yayo on a suspended license. This ain’t even about a bitch thinking she gully, because ridin dirty ain’t about shit for white motherfuckers. This is about some white bitch who convinced she could do whatever the fuck she want and get away with it because she got some freckled-ass tittes. I mean, this base-head bitch got more problems than she know what the fuck to do with, and now she about to be the center of white awareness for the next motherfucking month.

Since day motherfucking one of this shit I been telling you that white motherfuckers got they priorities all fucked up. Black people be getting bucked and turned cold every god damn day and that shit don’t get a rise out of no motherfuckers named Preston or Tiffany. They be sitting watching the white evening news like its a spin-off of Cops and they not only unaffected, these motherfuckers are entertained.

That bitch Anna Nicole had a easy ass diet plan.White motherfuckers have no motherfucking idea what the fuck is newsworthy. Motherfuckers stay tying up the networks, hiding those real stories. For like 5 weeks straight you couldn’t even look at a TV without hearing about how that used-to-be-fat white bitch Anna Nicole heart exploded - like that shit was some surprising shit that people supposed to be shocked over. That bitch got thin by replacing the 400 Chips Ahoy cookies she ate for breakfast with Xanax, Vicodin, and Stacker 2 or whatever the fuck. Only people that gave half a fuck was some stupid ass white motherfuckers.

And I’m like, we just got done with that bullshit about that shit about crook-nose breezie Paris Hilton doing jail time. The shit finally out the papers finally become so played that not even white motherfuckers be gossiping like bitches around they bitch-faggot watercoolers - and now Lindsay Lohan gotta get arrested. Get ready for the deluge of white bullshit, my niggas. My advice is keep that motherfucking digital box on BET until Summer 2010, yadadamean?

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